Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life (S04E04)

"and then I was putting some cheese in the rat traps."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Can I smell your mouth? - Why?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"You were eating the cheese, weren't you, outof the rat traps?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"to test it, see why the rats weren't eating it."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Why are you always doing such weird things, Charlie?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"It's nothing. You don't need to see it."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"That's good stuff, right? Yeah."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"But then, one day, the book just sort of went mysteriously missing."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Charlie, what the hell were you doing with it?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Oh, my God! Shut up!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
""She was much, much older than me, but her breasts""
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"were awesome."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Yeah! - This is some sweet smut!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Personal memoirs are huge right now."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"and then you give up the minute we hit the first speed bump."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Legal help? What the hell you talking about, man?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"They're not bullshit. What are you saying?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"miraculously appearing on your hands and feet!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"That story was true... the hot dog, the oatmeal, everything."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"We make them true so that people can't prove that they didn't happen!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Holy shit, man! That's a good idea."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Charlie, do I really have to sleep here?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I don't have any heating ducts in this apartment."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Now, eat one of these, all right?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"You're going to want to huff a little glue and drink some beer."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"It makes you feel, like, extremely sick and tired."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"'Cause there's going to be about 50 cats howling outside"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"because I have 10,000 rats running around my building, Dee, okay?!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"It's starting right on time."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I got to go to sleep."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"and forever, and forever..."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Time to get up! - Charlie! Oh, God!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Oh, God! There's evil twins in the..."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Hey, check it out. You just had yourself a glue O.D.,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"and those are pretty regular in my life,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Hold on a second. You're saying that your life is so terrible"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"What do you mean, they're not real problems?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Those are solutions to problems. - Oh, my God!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"What? What do you mean? He's from New Jersey."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Piece of cake. - Have a little faith in us, please."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Plus, it's easy. We just get you into a room with him,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Yeah. - You don't want to end up like"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I brought a nail gun."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"from the cigar is what's gonna do the trick."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"No, no, no, you need deep wounds."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Nobody's gonna burn me! - Dennis, calm down! Calm down!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Now I think we should just probably leave the body right here, right?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Do you come here every night? Every night, huh? This is great."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Hey, do the have food, too? 'Cause I could go for some food."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"No, no, no food. I don't eat when I'm here."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Why don't you eat dinner, Dee? You got to eat dinner sometime."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"and you'd better hope that you don't have any food in your stomach."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- You gonna perform? - All right."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"So, you guys, what's the deal with those hands-free headsets"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"that everybody's wearing in their ears, right?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"That's good."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"You just gotta put in your dues, Charlie, you know?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"You're still trying to get with the waitress,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"So, you guys, you ever eat cheese?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Get you in rehab... Rehab... Rehab..."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"When you in Sinbad house, you my bitch!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Matchbox 20, ooh."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"No, no, no, don't, don't!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Oh, it's the pain, huh?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"'Cause I've hurt before, you've hurt before, we all hurt."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I'm Sinbad. That's my head shot."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"We trying to go to sleep. He keep throwing shoes at us."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Hey, dude. - I just made a date"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- with that girly rock star's people. - Bon Jovi?!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Awesome! All right, now I'm gonna pretend that I have terminal cancer"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- You don't have to do that. - No, it's great bro."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Look, Frank, you got us into a room with Jovi's people, right?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I'm gonna get us into a room with Jovi himself."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I'm sorry. That's a stupid idea and I don't want you to do it."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I don't care what you say! So get it out of your head!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Okay. Jesus, dude, won't do the cancer thing."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Bon Jovi. - Yeah,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"this gentleman here."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"No."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- I'm gonna take it anyway. - Please don't listen to anything he says."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Nobody cares about arena football anymore."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"You're not negotiating shit."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"You know, I'm not even really bald?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Hey, dude, where you been?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- I'm in rehab, dude. - Oh, yeah."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"so I think we're just gonna scrap the whole book ordeal."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- I got another call, buddy. - No-no, no, don't...!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Hello."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"What number were you trying to call?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- Hello. - Frank, you got to get me out of here."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Well, I'm in a movie, and this broad's about to get naked,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- What a jerk. - I know, but watch this."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I'm gonna do it right in the back of his head."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- I'm a jerk? - Yeah, you're a jerk."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"You're walking around with that bald cap on all day and I'm a jerk."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Who talks like this in the middle of a movie theater?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"You don't know how tough it is being me."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
""Our eyes locked, our hands touched,"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Come on, man, I was just in the middle of some really erotic stuff."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Think you Jesus? You think you Jesus?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"No, no, it's my thing, it's bigger."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Took it. Bam. Mine."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Fine, but what is Rob Thomas have to do with any of this?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"He do whatever I tell him to do 'cause he's my bitch, bitch!"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I got to get out of here."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"to wish for a better life. Money that you apparently steal"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"That was my spy coins. That's my money anyway."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"That wasn't your money."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- to get laid. - Frank, shut up."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"You better not loose your hair, you ugly bold-hair."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I was ugly as you bitch."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- What are we doing here? - This is the time of de day"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- when I come to the fountain. - Why?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"When I was a kid, I used to swim in this fountain."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"I've been pissing in the fountain for 50 years."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Why are you still pissing in it?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"These are my dreams. They mean something to me."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- What are you doing? - I'm taking my dreams back."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"- That's a great look. - You can't tell that I'm bold."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"What you doing?"
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Show more clips