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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats (S06E06)

"what are you supposed to do?"
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"You just have to laugh."
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"our lives are really more valuable than theirs."
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"- Yeah. - Without a doubt."
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"- Do what you do best. - All right. Thanks, guys."
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"- Today's his birthday. - Are you kidding me?"
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"He is really bummed. I guess we could do something nice for him."
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"For one day, let's make this lowly rat killer feel like a king."
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"I'm tired today, you know?"
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"What the hell's the matter with you? How did you get so cynical?"
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"Hold on. Why do you get to spend the day at a spa while we do all the legwork?"
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"and she does the spa thing."
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"Okay. I got it. I'm on it."
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"Okay."
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"Dee, I go to a movie or a spaghetti place with you, and out there, I'm the rat."
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"- I'll tell you what. - That's why I'm building this little puppy."
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"- Dennis. - Yeah?"
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"and so I followed you into the store..."
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"and I returned it and I bought myself this shirt, which isn't hideous."
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"- Shirt. - A shirt with your money."
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"Okay, now, my first instinct..."
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"Ha. So you come crawling back, you cheap sack of shit."
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"No. Absolutely not. No. Why did you have to bring spaghetti -"
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"- Because the spaghetti is the whole deal for me. - Goddamn it."
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"Just put it in. Be careful. This is so stupid."
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"You've gotten to the bottom of it. That's very exciting."
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"- I got it. I got it. - You got it? Good. Sit down."
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"- Ah, nuts. Some spaghetti spilled in your purse a little bit. - Oh, shit."
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"- Whatever. We gotta go. - A keg would never explode."
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"Holy shit. Can that happen?"
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"- What are you guys doing here? - I'm taking Charlie to the spa because he's stressed."
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"- Let me have those coupons. - No. You said I could have them."
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"Yeah?"
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"- Come on now. - All right."
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"You guys have all been hanging out under a bridge."
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"and figure out what that kid wants ourselves."
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"- Should we call the police? - No, no. Let's just go."
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"Get rid of all the strange dongs."
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"Yeah. That's it."
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"Okay, guys, my gut is telling me to throw this book in the trash."
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"We have to throw a party for Charlie. It's so simple."
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"It sure is."
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"- No, you're not, Charlie. - I'm a rat in here!"
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"- I gotta get out of here! - Now calm down."
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"- Take it easy. - Just bash me, Frank."
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"- Happy birthday, Charlie. - Happy birthday."
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"Is that why you guys were doing all that weird shit with me today?"
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"Yeah, denim chicken."
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"- Whatever, Frank. - Nobody -"
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"And when you do that, you look like maybe you're a worm."
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"- So which one is it? - Which one were you talking about?"
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"- Go! Go! - Get lost! Wow! Guys!"
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"Wow! The denim chicken, the bird with teeth, Wermhat's worm hat."
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"and see if I could kill a couple rats."
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"Go bash 'em up, buddy."
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"- Hey, buddy. - Yeah, what's going on there, pal?"
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"Oh, my God. I just found a rat's nest."
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"Slaughtered about 200 of 'em."
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"Two-Two hundred? Couldn't be. That's -"
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"Jesus Christ."
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"It's like -"
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"It's like whole generations of those things have died at my hands, and -"
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"mothers, fathers, grandfathers, little baby rats."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- Wow. - Well, you know, keep up the good work."
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"Yeah."
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"Sometimes I wonder though if..."
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"- You know what I mean? - Yeah."
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"- They are. - Yeah."
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"- Our lives are, definitely. Yeah. - Without a doubt."
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"If that makes you feel any -"
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"- Yeah, well - - Mm-hmm."
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"I suppose I oughta -"
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"Get back to it?"
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"- Yep. - Jump right back in there, tiger."
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"Get on the horse, Charlie. Bash. Bash 'em up."
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"- I just gotta go the bathroom. - Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"- All right, man. He touched me with it. - Ugh! God, what a life, huh?"
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"- Poor guy- on a day like this. - Oh, my God."
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"We ought to do something nice for him."
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"- Definitely. Yeah. Absolutely. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Oh. You wanna get him a new rat stick? - That's a good idea."
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"I was thinking maybe we should throw him a surprise party."
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"Definitely. For one day..."
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"let's make the poor bastard feel special."
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"Yes."
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"In the simplest -"
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"- Easiest way. - Easiest -"
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"Here it is. I got it."
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"I'm thinking we go with a Hawaiian trip-hop..."
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"- Underground luau theme. - What?"
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"- Hmm? - What even is that?"
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"Charlie's been hanging around with this guy Duncan from under the bridge..."
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"and he runs with this rough crowd..."
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"and they're all into this Hawaiian underground shit, you know?"
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"And I made a little list of stuff that would really support that theme."
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""Fill bar with sand. Roast wild pig."
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"Invite Duncan and crew.""
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"Ooh, this seems like a whole lot of work."
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"- Does anybody really even like surprise parties anyway? - I don't."
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"- Cynical? - You can't even get excited to give your friend a party."
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"Giving somebody a birthday party - a surprise party -"
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"is one of the greatest things you can do for him."
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"- Okay, Frank, all right, all right. - All right."
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"Well, maybe we are being a little cynical."
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"Clearly, this means a lot to you, so fine."
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"- We'll jump on board with the party. What's the plan? - Okay."
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"- The plan is you guys execute this list. - Mm-hmm."
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"I am gonna take Charlie to the spa for a day to distract him."
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"Because I got these two coupons in the mail."
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"Okay, I'm pregnant, and you haven't offered me coupons..."
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"or spa days or roasted pigs or surprises or any of those fun things."
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"Oh, oh, okay. Well, in the interest of not being cynical..."
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"and doing shit for other people..."
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"I'm gonna suggest that we give the two coupons to Dee..."
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"- Surprise. - Perfect. Thank you. All right, cool."
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"I will take this coupon and sneak out the back so Charlie doesn't see me."
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"- Oh, wait, wait. What? What? - What?"
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"No, you have to take Charlie with you to the spa."
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"- That's the whole thing. You have to distract him. That's... Oh, shit. Yeah."
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