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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Leslie's House (S02E02)

"Great. You're so relaxed. You're not freaking out about this at all?"
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"Okay, Leslie. We've reached our decision."
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"We're not going to take any further action at this time."
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"It really helped that you asked for this hearing yourself."
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"I'm not proud of my actions. But the most important thing is,"
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"there is now an official government document"
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"This might be none of my business,"
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"but you need to ask Wendy out."
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"I'm not gay, but you're the most incredible man I've ever met."
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"That doesn't sound gay at all."
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"You sure you don't want to come hang out for a minute?"
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"Yeah. The city took away $1,000 from our budget."
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"Why?"
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"Is it?"
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"with a member of the Thai Royal Family."
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"I'll invite all my most interesting friends over,"
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"No."
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"Hey, Ann. Hey!"
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"But I have a system."
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"Hi, is this Maria Portlesman"
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"Shake my hand. Why?"
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"Hey, Justin."
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"Oh! No, no, I insist on paying."
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"Five courses. Of what?"
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"Hey, Mark. Hey."
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"I can't wait to talk to Justin again."
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"To build a new park from scratch."
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"I think it's fair to add this to the list."
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"It's gonna be a blast. Really, really, just like the best,"
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"Oh, yeah. Isn't it awesome?"
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"I've prayed there. It's sick."
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"One sec, I just got to hit the loo,"
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"as those bastard British lmperialists would say."
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"and I stayed inside the whole time playing video games."
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"I mean, can you see Justin? Is he having fun?"
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"Okay, good. Yeah, good."
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"So my face is literally on fire,"
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"No, I won't."
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"I'm gonna give it a try."
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"This is how you eat it!"
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"Don't do that, Tom!"
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"Tom, I need your help. There was a lull. I saw Justin yawn."
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"It's weird, but she just showed up."
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"I mean, I'm not the kind of person"
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"Okay. What course do you teach?"
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"is that it's easy to assemble a list of vendors..."
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"Well, this is great. I'm heading home,"
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"My office, first thing tomorrow."
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"Is Wendy one of the teachers?"
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"Were you aware that all of the entertainment and food"
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"Would I have stayed if I knew that?"
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"Would you have?"
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"Oh. No. I'm sorry. We're closed, due to betrayment."
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"Why don't you ask your new best friend, whose name is"
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"Justin. Justin?"
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"and we'll let you know what we decide in about an hour."
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"I'm in the middle of official business,"
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"So, I'm gonna drive up and see him next weekend."
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"It's every girl's dream to ask a dude"
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"Tommy Hav."
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"For reals, this time."
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"No."
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"I just want this dinner party to go well."
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"Right, April? Don't we love him?"
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"Yeah. He's actually kind of awesome."
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"Oh, thank you, son."
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"You didn't happen to hear about the incident"
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"I'll need some help moving the boxes, but it's doable."
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"so everybody could keep teaching their classes."
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"I'd pay you, like, 10 bucks an hour."
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"That is my absolute favorite place to travel."
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"but every one of them has been amazing."
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"You've got to try this."
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"And it's because of you, our teachers,"
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"this year we will have to remove five jewels from that crown."
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"Just be there at 8:00."
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"but your house is like a crazy person's garage."
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"Tania, like I said over the phone..."
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"And I think that they are a very good sampling"
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"It's just that learning to cook is very important in this day and age."
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"All I did was a little paperwork."
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"Last time he told me about how he snorkeled"
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"That was after I told him that I sometimes go swimming at the Y."
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"How are you? Justin. I have the swine flu."
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"Yes. Now, it will be five courses."
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"Okay, I want you to come over to my house"
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"currently evaluating the rec center teachers."
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"the only type of witness I enjoy being is a hostile one."
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"every detail of what happened last night."
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"Well, I did something wrong, and I felt bad."
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"You turned yourself in? Why?"
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"So, I'm very sorry."
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"In fact, our date in Pawnee is gonna blow Indianapolis out of the water."
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"Excellent, yeah. I'll plan something exciting."
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"Our lunches are like think tanks."
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"No, no, no. You're good."
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"I know, I know. It's a little messy."
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"Oh, of course not."
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"Damn it. Gonna have to re-foliate them."
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"of what my level one class does,"
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"Stop winking."
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"That would be terrible."
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"but it's this weird chemical, so no one can see the flames."
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"Please tell me that yawning is a sign"
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"Yeah, I would understand. He's amazing, right, April?"
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"All I can say is, this is not what I was expecting."
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"Thank you."
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"that proves my dinner party kicked ass."
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"See you around. Take care."
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"Bye, brother."
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