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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Leslie's House (S02E02)

"that every one of these recreation classes in this catalog"
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"Excuse me? Are you cutting our classes?"
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"By attendance and student evaluations."
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"So, just make sure your students leave with a smile."
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"Nobody's more upset about this than me."
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"I've been taking these rec center classes since I was in high school."
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"but either way, lesson learned."
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"Oh, my God! You have never been to Carnival?"
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"I want to go!"
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"I am on a date with Justin in Indianapolis."
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"We've only been out a few times,"
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"Cheers."
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"That fish over there kind of reminds me of my mom."
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"He's being modest, it is thanks to him"
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"my family remains in this country."
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"And it was all pro bono."
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"Oh, Justin."
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"I'm teasing, I'm teasing. It's chicken."
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"Would you like to try the camel stomach?"
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"I mean, he once ate fried cockatoo"
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"Well, maybe just have him over"
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"I know what you meant, but I took your idea and I made it better."
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"It's called a think tank, Ann."
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"at 2:00 and help me get ready."
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"Four. Not including dessert."
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"So, five courses."
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"but I didn't want to share them with anyone else,"
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"can you guarantee fridge space?"
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"Oh, hey, Tom! I'm having an A-list dinner party for Justin."
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"come from the most distant and exotic land."
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"Save it for the party. Can you make it?"
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"Leslie. Hey! Hey!"
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"Isn't that polish gonna get on people's butts when they sit down?"
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"My guardian angel! I would love to! Who's going to be there?"
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"Really fun people."
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"That's great. What's the occasion?"
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"walking on the Berlin Wall together."
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"Great. All right. I'll see you there."
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"Afternoon, Andy."
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"I noticed, did you have some kind of stain"
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"I think I need to call Child Services"
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"What do you need this birdhouse for? Can we get rid of it?"
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"I might need it. What about this one?"
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"Andy's gonna come over soon, he can help us with all this stuff."
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"I have an idea."
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"People in this town are just now getting into Nirvana."
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"I don't have the heart to tell them what's going to happen to Kurt Cobain in 1994."
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"Oh, thank God. How much do I owe you?"
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"And I hope you'll keep that in mind."
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"No, no, I insist on demonstrating."
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"Okay, the appetizers are almost ready."
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"when you're making your decisions."
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"I know. It won't influence your decision."
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"Is it?"
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"Are you gonna be all right, tonight?"
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"What, 'cause of Mark and Justin?"
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"They are just guests at a really awesome dinner party."
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"That sounds very professional. Thank you."
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"I promise I will not spit in anyone's food,"
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"unless they should request that I do."
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"When was Mark here before?"
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"with whale sharks in Madagascar."
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"Leslie Knope. I believe you've arranged accommodations for these."
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"No, no, no! No talking."
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"Please, have a good time and shut your mouth."
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"To eventually become president."
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"Guys, Justin's here! That's Justin. Everybody start talking."
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"Hey! Hey."
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"That's okay. Welcome to my very interesting party."
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"All right, Justin. May I take your coat, sir?"
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"I know, it's gonna be super fun."
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"All right. Let's get started! Okay! Good. Yeah."
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"What's up, J? How you doing, man?"
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"Oh... No, she doesn't."
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"Yo. Yo."
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"and I can't screw over her boyfriend's jacket."
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"Where did you say your parents were from?"
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"The south part."
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"The southern part's always the best part of anything."
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"Have you ever been to the Kaniman Mosque, down in Tamil Nadu?"
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"Tell me everything, right now."
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"The last time I was in India, I was eight years old"
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"This is the best Old Fashioned I have ever had."
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"Leslie. Ann, get over here!"
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"I'm here. Already."
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"Justin is over there talking to Mark. Happily."
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"I end up having to dunk my face into a bucket of sand."
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"Unreal! Unreal!"
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"Isn't it, Ann? Unbelievable."
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"But a great story's a great story."
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"Well, plus, the kid can't tell it, his mouth melted."
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"Dinner is served!"
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"Oh! Excellent!"
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"and Wendy is an interesting person!"
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"He'll get over it."
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"I wouldn't. They're very hot."
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"You're very brave."
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"Tom, focus! God, you're no help."
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"Hey, little buddy! Everything okay? That took a long time."
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"I feel your pain, brother."
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"I wonder who that is."
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"- Who could that be? - More people?"
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"What?"
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"I don't know how they all got here."
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"You know, people hear about a killer party at Knope's house,"
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"Yeah. He's not gay, but if he were,"
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"You're underage."
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"You're doing what, Leslie?"
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"I demand an evaluation."
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"The advantage of QuickBooks Pro"
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"so as not to have to be here anymore."
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"Oh, my God."
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"And we will determine whether you are guilty of abusing your power."
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"Just that I am looking forward to the truth coming out."
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"Thank you, Tom."
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"Okay."
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"I put a beautiful man in front of an adorable man-child."
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"You're ruining it."
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"When it comes to government hearings,"
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"That's why I intend to answer every one of their questions"
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