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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Leslie's House (S02E02)

"I don't know, would you have?"
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"Are we done?"
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"Can I get a shine?"
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"Yes."
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"But he's probably too busy cleaning gum out of his coat pockets."
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"Wow. Unbetrayed."
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"No. I was simply attending a dinner party at my friend's house."
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"Why is he here, Miss Knope?"
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"Could you define pleasant?"
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"Oh, God. I'm so sorry. You know, look,"
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"Are you kidding me? I was looking forward to it."
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"No further questions."
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"Great. I will see you later."
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"Okay. Okay. But, yes, yes, you will."
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"So, did you get that? He said amazing and awesome."
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"And that you made financial restitution out of your own pocket."
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"But I think we both know you skirted a line here."
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"So, this morning I donated $1,000 to the rec center,"
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"Okay, so why did you ask for the hearing?"
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"Are you kidding, Ann?"
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"how their date went under penalty of perjury."
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"J Train! What's up, brother?"
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"Did Leslie tell you... No."
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"She didn't need to. I saw it."
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"shines like a jewel in Pawnee's beautiful crown."
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"Unfortunately, due to budget constraints,"
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"How will you decide which classes to cut?"
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"My class is called "Coping with Terminal Illness.""
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"Hopefully your attendance is good!"
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"Actually, no, hopefully it's bad."
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"It's where I learned hair braiding, and how to make biscuits,"
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"and French kissing."
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"The French kissing was just from a boy in my biscuits class,"
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"We have to get tickets in February"
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"to go to Rio de Janeiro, Leslie Knope."
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"Okay."
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"Last time, we had a private tour"
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"and cocktails at the Indianapolis Aquarium."
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"It's just being really withholding."
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"Justin is definitely the most interesting guy I've ever dated."
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"Oh, that's really good!"
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"Isn't it great? It's camel stomach."
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"This is me."
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"So, when am I gonna see you again?"
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"Oh!"
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"You know what, I'm gonna be near Pawnee on Tuesday."
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"All right. I'm gonna hold you to that."
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"Good! You better. I will!"
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"I've racked my brain and I can't come up with one exciting idea."
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"and cook him some chicken and tell him it's Pawnee cockatoo."
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"A dinner party! That's genius."
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"we'll have this big rambling party."
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"No, I actually meant more like a one-on-one thing."
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"What is? Our lunches."
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"And make sure that Mark is coming. So much work to do!"
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"You're my best friend. Now, get out of here!"
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"How many courses will there be?"
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"Three. Hmm..."
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"If I wanted to bring a large number of deviled eggs,"
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"And you, out of all my friends,"
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"South Carolina?"
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"For Justin? Are you kidding? I'm there."
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"Just don't invite any boring people like Jerry."
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"What are you guys talking about? Nothing."
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"Don't worry about it. What?"
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"Check it out. Just practicing."
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"Okay, listen. I'm having a party Mmm-hmm."
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"And I thought maybe you could help me"
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"with serving and taking people's coats."
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"Ron, Tom, Mark and Ann."
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"Justin is coming into town."
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"Hey, it's me, Justin. Take my coat. But please, be careful."
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"I got it from the king of Africa when we were"
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"Really, Justin? What instruments do you play?"
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"Actually, he's a pretty sick keyboardist."
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"Good. I'm good to go. That sounds great."
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"Hi, Kyle. You know, right before you sat down,"
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"on your ass, or something? What was that?"
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"What?"
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"Welcome to my house, for the very first time."
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"I know! I can't believe you've never had me over."
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"Now, I can believe it."
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"So, I just need you to help me put the finishing touches on everything."
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"This newspaper's from November, 1986."
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"Oh, the first rumblings of Iran-Contra! Don't throw that out!"
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"and have Leslie taken away from herself."
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"Leslie, don't take this the wrong way,"
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"Well, if two birds come along?"
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"Leslie."
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"Andy? No. No, no, no. You need a team of professionals to help."
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"from "Organize Your Life, with Maria Portlesman"?"
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"April, come here. What?"
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"I can't tell if I've exfoliated too much."
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"I don't want to creep Justin out."
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"I want him to respect my handshake."
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"Why do you care about him?"
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"Justin is hip. Pawnee is the opposite of hip."
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"Ew!"
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"It's like touching raw chicken."
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"Please. No charge. I just appreciate the chance"
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"to demonstrate how valuable my class is to the rec center."
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"This is not gonna affect my decision at all."
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"Hey, Leslie, I forgot to ask you. What are you cooking?"
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"Huh? Of what?"
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"Oh, God."
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"So, how's it looking? It smells great."
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"which I hope you'll keep in mind"
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"Hey, Andy. Hey!"
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"And I will treat them as such."
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"Good."
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"Did I do this right? I don't know."
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"Welcome to my humble abode."
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"Well, thank you. Whoa! This is way cleaner than the last time I was here."
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"You've been here? Right."
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"Oh! Sex."
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"Yes, I have."
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"Hey, Ron Swanson."
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"with Mayor Gunderson's dog, did you?"
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"Oh, my God. It was a blood bath..."
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"Everybody stop talking until Justin gets here. Don't use up your stories."
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