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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S06E06)

"The information you're about to hear is top secret."
Archer (2009)
"for which you would be tried and convicted"
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"Because she always stows away somehow, as do Figgis and Dr. Krieger,"
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"Time is a bit of a factor here,"
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"so as much as I'd like to spend the day murdering all of you,"
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"we suspect the Russians... attempted to abduct him."
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"Which matters because?"
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"And all of my good markers."
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"- at the CIA laboratory in New Mexico. - Why?"
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"down to the size of bacteria and injected into Dr. Kovacs."
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"You people have bungled every assignment"
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"I will personally ensure that none of you"
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"just do regular brain surgery without a shrink ray?"
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"Yeah, why the hell would this guy"
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"Wow, it's pun for the whole family."
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"That's racist!"
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"- You know what I don't have time for? - Mm, shopping for clothes?"
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"Your particular brand of bullshit."
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"I don't know. Something else."
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"Welcome, all of you,"
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"- Albeit under threat of death. - Due to boredom. Come on!"
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"That's not shocking at all."
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"This is Dr. Kovacs' brain,"
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"But we will destroy the clot with the Nereus."
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"You kept puking your guts out on the..."
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"I know how to do it... be weightless."
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"...fat joke?"
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"- on a 3-D map of the human body... - Ta-da!"
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"Obviously in "the Brian Keith show.""
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"So what's up? W-What have you been doing?"
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"- As you see, my good sir. - Uh... CIA puppet shows?"
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"And as you may or may not know,"
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"TV's Michael Gray and I were lovers."
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"No. I get it."
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"- the word, "shocking" with the word... - This!"
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"- This is shocking! - No, that's just gross."
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"Yeah. Shouldn't we learn a little more about"
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"- TV's Michael Gray. - Whoo!"
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"What, like, butt-sex?"
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"It actually might've been an A-minus."
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"- if he ever gets... out here. - Ow!"
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"I've decided to let Ray drive."
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"You know, the freshmaker."
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"- Shock. Nothing. - What?"
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"Well A: this mission feels fairly dangerous and totally half-cocked."
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"Shut up. And what if Kovacs dies,"
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"Okay. A: you've made that hurtfully clear about a jillion times."
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"B: Ava Jean could do a lot worse for a guardian."
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"Hmm? Oh she's fine. She's used to it."
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"And as far as I'm concerned,"
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"the sooner she learns about cigarettes, the better."
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"While every single atom and molecule in your body is being destroyed?"
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"Except maybe bears."
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"Hey, somebody roll that guy around. He's... smoldering."
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"We are ready for miniaturization process."
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"Damn it."
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"Yes, if... Lana, you good?"
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"- Yes. - We'll be fine, all right?"
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"I'm ready to make a million dollars."
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"What are you doing?"
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"- He said light the candle. - Not an ear candle!"
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"this poor man is both phlegmatic and bilious."
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"So, hey, do I need to swipe a keycard, or..."
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"Ow! Paging Dr. Dickwads."
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"Mission control, this is Nereus."
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"It's not about the money."
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"For thousands of years, physicians have dreamed"
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"- I... - Plus I'm going to use the money"
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"Well maybe she'll die."
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"- Five... Four... - You're making me really hard."
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"This is Nereus, control."
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"Miniaturization complete, over."
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"- Whoo! - Oh my god."
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"in the syringe, which the robot will now gently transport"
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"It is crucial that the injection be as close to the blood clot as humanly..."
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"Roger that. Nereus, are you ready?"
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"What in the name of sweet jiminy Christ do you think you're doing?"
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"Standing up for myself! Because maybe I didn't go to some"
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"fancy-pantsy Ivy League med school,"
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"I have had it! Oh, and by the way,"
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"- Huh. I never thought about that. - Doctor?"
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"Doctor, please tell me that Nereus was injected into Kovacs?"
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"Well they'll find out soon enough. And in the meantime,"
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"Unauthorized publication or "leaking" of this information"
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"would be an act of high treason,"
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"by a secret military tribunal and summarily executed."
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"- Okay I'm not. Jesus. - Why is she even in this briefing?"
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"She's not allowed to go on missions."
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"So this time they're going on the mission, so we can contain them."
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"- You know what? - Not because it's black."
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"You know what?"
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"Lana, he's the one ashamed of his hand's heritage, not me."
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"I'm not ashamed."
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"I'm afraid we need to press on."
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"To wit, this is Dr. Zoltan Kovacs."
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"Last night in Paris, someone..."
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"A high-speed chase ended in a crash,"
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"which left him in a coma with a blood clot in his brain."
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"Dr. Kovacs has been developing a top-secret process"
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"for molecular miniaturization."
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"It doesn't miniaturize molecules."
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"The process can miniaturize anything down to sub-microscopic size..."
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"robotics, computers, video cameras, vehicles,"
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"- But... - You maniacs!"
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"It is absolutely not the same principle."
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"But how does it work, this... process?"
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"You'll be given a cursory explanation"
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"Well, I assume they needed a large building"
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"in a remote location with plenty of parking,"
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"and real estate is a lot cheaper out in the desert."
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"- No, not why is the lab in New Mexico. - Why are you going to tell us"
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"how this super top-secret shrink ray works?"
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"Because in less than 14 hours, you're all going to be miniaturized"
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"- Wait, what?! - Is that possible?"
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"What if we don't consent to be Dr. Shrinkered?"
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"Well there's a carrot and a stick here,"
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"- And the stick? - The stick is this is your last chance."
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"the CIA has given you, so if you refuse or fail this mission,"
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"ever works in espionage again."
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"- Ohh! - I'm just an assistant."
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