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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Park Safety (S02E02)

"Go on. Oh, no, no, no. Don't make me chase you."
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"You want to go eat something?"
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"I am part of a great team."
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"And sometimes, the best way to maintain a strong team"
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"is just by letting someone know"
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"This is the only copy, and I am going to destroy it."
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"Right after I watch it one more time."
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"I'm sorry, but it is so good."
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"I got you a peppermint latte."
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"Oh, geez. Go ahead."
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"We should just directly apply the food to your clothes."
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"They can laugh at me all they want."
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"Because two more years until I retire with full benefits and pension."
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"And the wife and I, we have bought a little cottage on a lake."
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"And I am going to get myself a stack of mystery novels,"
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"a box of cigars, and I am going to sit back and enjoy my life."
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"Twout! Twout! Twout! Twout!"
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"Jerry. Jerry, are you okay? Ann, is Jerry okay?"
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"He's got a couple of scrapes and a dislocated shoulder."
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"There's no shame in attacking a criminal's beanbag."
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"No, that's not funny."
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"I was just dropping off Jerry from the hospital."
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"He was mugged in the park."
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"Yes, sir, I was. I will go set up."
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"Oh, no. Please, no."
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"Tom, it's important to meet with the Park Rangers."
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"Hey, Carl. What's up, pencil pushers?"
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"Why was he transferred from his indoor desk job, you ask."
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"but then I realized there's no book version of Avatar."
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"You wish. Enough."
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"So, yeah. Free self-defense class? I'm there."
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"Oh, boy. Yeah, okay. We're ready."
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"I'm going to show you that we've been doing everything we can."
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"Well, I'm looking forward to working together, Carl."
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"We used to have three carts, actually."
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"The first one got pushed into the creek by some kids."
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"The second one, raccoons got onto. There was urine everywhere."
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"Oh."
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"But just promise me you'll be ready,"
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"because, I mean, I don't want to destroy you."
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"Yeah. It happened right over there."
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"That's kind of true."
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"We've all heard the old saying."
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"Your unpopular co-worker?"
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"I don't care how upset you are."
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"Good morning. As many of you know,"
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"Just talk about how hard it was for you. Speak from the heart."
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"This is real. I really dislocated my shoulder."
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"Look, I was on my way to feed the hummingbirds,"
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"Water, a compress, aspirin, some lollipops, I know you love those."
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"Yes, but now, we have the money under false pretenses."
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"who is willing to lie about being mugged,"
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"There he is. This is my favorite part."
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"Well, I'm not sure what that has to do with the mugging."
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"Uh... Leslie. Counterpoint."
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"Making fun of Jerry is back!"
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"That way, I can show everyone how to escape a pervert?"
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"Oh! Hey! Ann Perkins, in the "shoe-shouse.""
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"Hey, Jerry?"
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"We need it. Because we certainly are a bunch of weaklings."
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"Block the opponent's punch and counter-punch to the jaw."
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"Well, frankly, the whole department has a black eye."
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"Not me."
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"What is the first move in any fight?"
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"If even one of them had a unique scar, we got them."
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"once told me something."
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""Parks are supposed to be fun.""
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"very important information to share."
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"Okay."
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"Now, when I get out, am I allowed to counter-strike?"
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"They are the first line of defense."
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"Where is Jerry, by the way? Why isn't he back?"
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"Maybe he fell into the toilet."
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"I don't know what you're talking about, but my gut says no."
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"You understand that, right?"
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"Kind of small feet."
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"Do you want some more water? Or maybe some pancakes?"
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"Three, four, five..."
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"and he's going to try and break free."
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"Wait a minute. No. That is not the graph."
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"and please tell me what is going on, quietly? Okay? In a quiet voice."
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"Do you know that I bumped a cat"
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"Let's roll, Carl. Okay. Going fast."
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"I installed hummingbird feeders in all the parks,"
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"And finally, we are going to kick off the Children's Concert Series this weekend"
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"Wouldn't it be karma if we were the ones that got mugged?"
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"No. Jerry?"
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"I wanted to read the book first,"
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"I watch a lot of Lifetime movies. There was this one,"
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"Okay, hold up. Get off!"
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"Any of this looking familiar?"
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"You do not badmouth your own government on TV."
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"The farting. Yeah."
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"Well, why didn't you just tell everybody the truth?"
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"Disagreement."
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"I finally saw Avatar and I thought it lived up to the hype."
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