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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Park Safety (S02E02)

"- That segment was a disaster. - Don't you ever me like that again."
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"that can stand up on its hinders for you?"
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"Yes, ma'am. Go."
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"that he is still a part of it."
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"Hey, Jerry. Hmm."
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"Seriously? My goodness. I love a peppermint..."
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"I know."
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"April was just double-checking the lunch order."
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"Do you want the salmon or the "twout"?"
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"Okay, everybody. Time for the hummingbird lottery."
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"Okay. You know how it works. Write your name down on a piece of paper."
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"No, they don't win a hummingbird."
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"so the winner gets to refill those feeders."
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"Scientifically, hummingbirds are the world's cutest animals."
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"I mean, they're so small. And they have tiny beaks."
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"And they only eat sugar water. I mean, what beats that?"
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"Come on. Baby monkeys in diapers? Yeah. They do."
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"Okay. Who's it going to be?"
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"Not me. Not me. Not me."
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"Jerry. Yeah!"
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"You can stop by tomorrow morning before work."
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"This is my third time in a row."
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"Next time, I'm sure it will definitely be one of us."
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"But it won't be me. Because I always write..."
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"But just to be safe, I do add 20 extra "Jerry"s."
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"with a performance by Freddy Spaghetti."
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"No. That's Mr. Funny Noodle. And he didn't OD, his drummer shot him."
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"How long does it take to fill bird feeders?"
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""Oh, sorry, guys. Sorry I'm late."
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"David Meyers, the Jewish guy who works at City Hall,"
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"Jerry is both the "schlemiel" and the "schlimazel" of our office."
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"Unless somebody has another good one."
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"Oh."
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"What's wrong with your arm? Ann, tell me what's wrong with Jerry's arm."
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"Jerry, talk to me. Ann, get Jerry to talk to me."
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"Oh! What happened?"
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"Why? Did you throw out your shoulder"
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"trying to swing a honey pot off your hand?"
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"I was on my way to the hummingbird feeders"
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"Ew!"
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"Is that code for some kind of weird sex act?"
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"Ew!"
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"they pinned my arm back, they grabbed my wallet,"
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"How did you counter-attack? Fist to the throat?"
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"No, I just curled up and laid still until they left."
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"Well, that's another way to play it."
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"Damn it, Jerry. Sorry. You're the victim. Sorry. Sorry."
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"I feel like we're responsible for this."
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"Well, why was he in the park in the first place?"
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"Because we tricked him into going there. I don't see the connection."
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"I don't know. This is on us. It's karma."
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"Yeah. That's how pathetic Jerry is."
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"He can't even get karma right."
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"Our friend got mugged this morning."
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"And we will not let that happen in vain."
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"This is our wake-up call, guys."
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"I have some folders. Inside are some assignments."
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"April, I want you to check in with our police liaison."
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"you mean hook up with him, right?"
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"Wait. I want to help."
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"I'm going to teach everybody self-defense, so you can defend yourselves."
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"Especially Tom. I am not a weakling."
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"Okay."
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"I think I'm more than holding my own here..."
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"Six. Hey! How you doing?"
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"The black guy with the Looney Tunes ties? I love him."
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"That Jerry? Yeah."
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"He got mugged?"
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"Oh. Well, I mean, that's kind of a bummer, too."
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"Hey, while I have you here, what do you think of this?"
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"Because "Mouse Rat," it's a great name,"
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"but at the same time, it sucks."
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"Dude, you've got to stop doing that."
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"How are people going to become fans if they literally don't know"
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"the name of the band they're listening to?"
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"That is a really good point."
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"I always had fun with Andy."
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"The problem is, when you're his girlfriend, you're also his mother,"
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"He's completely helpless. He's like a baby in a straightjacket."
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"Ooh! "Baby in a Straightjacket. " That's a good band name."
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"I should tell him that."
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"Ha-ha, guys. Really funny. Where's the real banner?"
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"We only had an hour."
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"So did I. Look what I did."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Jerry!"
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"Welcome back."
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"Really. My gosh, you should not have gone to all this trouble."
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"Oh. It's no trouble for our buddy. Here you go."
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"Listen. Today is Jerry Day. We'll do whatever you want to do."
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"Honestly, what I would like to do is just have everything go back to normal."
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"I believe you were going to do a presentation."
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"Okay."
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"Remember, you guys. No jokes. No comments. Nothing but support."
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"He needs a lot of support."
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"Talking about a bra for a man."
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"Okay, seriously. That was the last one."
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"So, as we know, Spring Hunting Season is upon us."
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"Uh, anyway, here's the info about the new licensing system."
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"Um..."
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"Jerry? I don't... I don't think your computer is plugged in."
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"I'm sorry, guys. Just got to power up."
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"That's a picture from my vacation to Muncie."
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"You went on a vacation and you chose Muncie, Indiana?"
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"Yeah. My wife and I have a time-share."
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"In Muncie?"
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"And we all know that it's already closed season on "twout." So, now..."
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"I said "twout" instead of "trout.""
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"It happens to everyone."
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"My marbles are full of mouth today.."
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"You know what? Has anybody seen my glasses?"
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"It says here "1:00 meeting. " And who are we meeting with?"
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"Don't worry about it."
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"Leslie Knope!"
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"Haverford. Good to see you, man."
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"Carl is the head of all outdoor security."
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"Listen."
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"Hey, Leslie. Have you seen Avatar? I never saw Avatar."
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"I was wearing this t-shirt that said "Kiss me, I'm Irish.""
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"But no one would kiss me."
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