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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - Adventures in Beetle Sitting (S01E01)

"- I'm Martina, and I just have to say, you are so cool."
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"- I am? - Oh, yeah."
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"You want something more out of life"
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"than just serving Trophy, and so do I."
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"- Are you going to be my beetle from now on?"
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"- No, I'm leaving to find my path."
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"I'm a dreamer, just like you."
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"But listen, Annie."
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"One day, you'll get out of here,"
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"and until then, you should really give Javi a call."
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"Just tell them your thing is haunted houses."
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"- Thanks."
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"And good luck fulfilling your dreams."
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"- Oh, I will."
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"You know, I've been workshopping some singer-songwriter stuff,"
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"and I'd really love to share with --"
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"- I think I'm just gonna go make that call."
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"-Don't be such a dreamer, Gregory."
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"Thanks to me, Pete is working on his self-respect"
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"and recognizing the toxic patterns"
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"that are keeping him stuck."
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"-Gymnast Gregory, my critique of you"
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"is that you cannot walk plain, always doing flips."
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"Just like you cannot accept Pete plain."
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"You have him doing flips of personality."
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"- That's actually true. Petetini makes a lot of sense."
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"-You know what I love about you, Pete,"
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"even your big feelings can't frighten me off."
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"- Oh, that's such a relief, Gregory."
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"I was worried if I told you about my abandonment issues,"
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"you'd abandon me, just like that."
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"-Wee!"
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"- And you've abandoned me, just like that."
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"- [ Chuckles ] Petetini not leave."
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"- I paid for a male friendship doll"
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"with anti-abandonment programming"
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"that could never walk out on me like my father did."
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"- Peter, my only boy."
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"Keep boring feelings to self, 'kay?"
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"-I embarrassed for you."
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"♪♪"
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"[ Frog croaks ]"
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"- Have the beetles said when they'll be done"
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"with the reconstruction?"
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"- They're contractors."
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"Whatever they say, add six weeks."
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"Since I'm stuck at home, how about we watch that"
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""Remember the Beauticians" movie you're always blathering about?"
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"- Sorry, I'm meeting Javi and the girls in front of the 911."
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"I worried they'd never talk to me again,"
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"but they seem sort of fascinated"
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"by a haunted funeral home being my thing."
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"- Where you two off to?"
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"Saturday nights, we clean sink drains"
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"and listen to podcasts of people playing Scrabble."
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"- Actually, Baba, Petetini and I are going to go drink"
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"some light beer out of cans."
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"It's really important that we take some time"
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"to recharge our masculine energy."
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"- Should have never had kids. - Should have never had kids."
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"[ Both laugh ]"
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"- She's not coming back, Norma."
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"- Who would have thought I'd miss that crazy dreamer."
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"- Well, you're about to miss Silly Shirt Saturday!"
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"Get in here!"
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"- Here's to you, Martina."
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"You keep dreaming those big dreams."
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"Enough for all us crotch beetles."
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"♪♪"
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"-And that's the story of how I went from living"
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"in an overcrowded corpse vagina"
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"to living in a small plastic gymnast."
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"Never, ever give up on your dreams."
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"[ Tires screech ]"
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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