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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - Adventures in Beetle Sitting (S01E01)

"♪♪"
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"-It was just another day as a crotch beetle"
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"in Trophy's vagina."
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"I believe it was a Friday."
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"Everyone was business as usual -- replacing fluids,"
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"removing stray bottle caps, that sort of thing."
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"Everyone but me."
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"Me, I've always been a dreamer."
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"Hey, Norma..."
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"you ever wonder what it'd be like"
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"to venture into the great, wide, non-vaginal world beyond?"
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"- Whaddaya mean? The feet? - No, I mean..."
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"out there!"
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"- No, why would I?"
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"Trophy's roomy ladycave contains everything we could ever need --"
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"shelter, barbiturates, Fun Hat Fridays --"
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"- The basics, yes."
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"But don't you have dreams?"
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"[ Whistle blows ] - Hat on, Martina!"
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"Stop your whimsy!"
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"Remember whose vag you're living in."
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"-I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but one day..."
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"I'm gonna live in a little crotch of my very own."
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"[ Baby cries ]"
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"- ♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪"
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"♪ Some of my devils up and left me free ♪"
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"♪ To find a quiet space"
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"♪ I'm not as out of place"
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"♪ And I'm coming home again"
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"♪ It's been too long a time"
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"♪ Gettin' back what's mine"
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"♪ And I can't remember why I went away ♪"
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"♪ But it's lookin' now like maybe ♪"
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"♪ I can stay"
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"Is that any good?"
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"♪♪"
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"- Good morning, students."
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"I'm Mr. BJ Educator, your substitute teacher."
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"So, for the rest of the year, we'll be watching"
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"the thought-provoking film "Remember the Titans.""
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"- But we're already watching it in science class."
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"Mrs. Gilman is going through a divorce,"
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"and it's the best she can do right now."
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"-Principal Shepler here with your Thank the Lord"
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"and Savior Jesus Christ It's Friday announcements!"
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"Coach Kitman's trial will be broadcast live"
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"in the auditorium on Monday."
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"Wear green if you think he's guilty"
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"and blue if you have first-hand knowledge of his guilt."
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"So, we're canceling tonight's football game and pep rally"
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"and showing the film "Remember the Titans" instead."
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"Hope you remember to bring your school spirit."
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"- At this point, I'd really like to forget the Titans."
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"- If I forget the Titans, will you please remind me?"
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"- Ha! You're fun."
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"- Sometimes, life is fun for no reason at all."
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"- [ Laughs ]"
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"I know it'll be lame, but want to sit with me tonight?"
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"- I don't scratch my head unless it itches,"
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"I don't dance unless I hear some music,"
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"and I don't go to the movies unless someone asks me!"
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"- Sweet Denzel impresh!"
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"You do anyone else?"
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"- Isn't it ironic... but I don't."
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"- Can't wait for you to meet my peeps."
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"- I mean, Javi and I have texted about homework four times,"
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"sat at the same table at lunch three times,"
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"and today, they asked me to friend third base --"
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"watching a movie at night."
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"- Sorry, hon, I need you to babysit the beetles tonight."
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"I've got my first real date date post-resurrection,"
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"and I can't have bugs in my jelly roll."
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"- But you know I've always dreamed"
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"of being part of a squad."
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"That's not fair."
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"-I'm not fair, Annie."
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"This guy could be the one."
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"He's a..."art clown"."
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"Real stepdad material!"
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"- Can't Baba or Pete watch the beetles?"
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"- It's Friday, Annie."
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"Old country mother/son date night."
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"- Oh, right. But don't you need the beetles"
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"to stop you from literally falling apart?"
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"- I have no idea, Annie."
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"My body is a mystery only an art clown can solve."
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"- Why did I think this Friday would be any different?"
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""Annie, babysit the beetles."
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"Annie, wear this wig and meet with my parole officer."
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"Annie, go make another season of 'Mad Men.' I'm bored.""
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"I'm so mad, I could sigh!"
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"- Yikes."
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"Trophy doesn't call her "The Drain" for nothing."
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"- Annie's not a drain."
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"She's a faucet of hopes and dreams."
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"Let's help her."
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"- That tickles! Whoa!"
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"I guess Coach Kitman was right -- for some people,"
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"the most flattering outfit is a large sweatshirt."
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"But I can't look incredible and go out in public."
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"I think that's an either/or."
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"Thanks anyway, guys. - What gives?"
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"We just pulled a full Cinderella on her,"
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"and now she wants to stay home?"
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"You're a bleeding heart for losers, Martina."
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"- What a waste of a fun hat!"
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"- She's just used to crushing her own dreams"
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"before the world or her mother gets a chance to."
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"We have to spell it out for her."
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"- Yay!"
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"- Oh! Okay!"
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"I guess you'll be my emotional support beetles!"
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"Here, hop in my Jansport."
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"Wait, stop!"
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"I'm talking about my backpack!"
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"Besides, that would be my frontpack."
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"♪♪"
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"- See?"
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"You can make meatloaf and give foot rub at same time."
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"Peter, why you no give bunion the tickle-tickle?"
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