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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - Adventures in Beetle Sitting (S01E01)

"Putting Humpy Trophy back together again"
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"is gonna take days."
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"[ Frogs croaking ]"
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"Beetles? Anyone?"
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"C'mon, I know you're home, Annie."
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"It's the weekend!"
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"[ Speaking indistinctly ]"
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"Uh-oh. Get back here. [ Grunts ]"
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"- Is this your tongue?"
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"[ Scoffs ] Be more careful!"
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"- Where's Annie and my crotch beetles?"
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"- If you can't date men who treat you right,"
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"you really should just spend Friday nights with Petey and me."
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"♪♪"
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"- Hey, Baba."
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"Sorry I missed breakfast, but Gregory and I"
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"went to see a Christopher Nolan movie"
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"and then drove around all night"
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"quoting lines from other Christopher Nolan movies."
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"Sorry."
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"- You mean you stay up all night"
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"breaking your worried mother's heart."
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"-I'm supposed to practice my back hand springs,"
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"but I'm all ears if you wanna go off"
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"on all the ways your mother's emotionally blackmailing you."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"She's not the hero Gotham needs, Pete."
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"- Be warned, Petey."
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"Funeral home no place for male gymnast."
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"I have known quite a few."
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"They steal your shoes and trade for steroids,"
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"but the Baba know you want man-friend."
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"There someone I want you to meet."
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"- Oh, my. - This Petetini."
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"Baba make smarter doll."
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"He good boy like you."
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"-Let's make Mother French toast,"
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"then sniff all her babushkas 'til we find the one"
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"that smells like her hair in the rain."
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"Maybe Gregory should leave."
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"He scares me, Pete."
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"-I only listen, not judge."
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"Judging is for the Olympics. - Oh, no."
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"This is the ultimate loner's dilemma!"
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"- [ Grunting ]"
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"♪♪"
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"- Wow, Annie! Nice Caballerial."
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"- Nice eyebrow safety pin."
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"- Love your baby-coffin board."
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"- Oh, my gosh, I'm doing it!"
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"Nothing can take this away from me!"
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"[ Siren wails ] - Sorry, kids."
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"We've got to close down the skate park today."
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"It's for the Make-A-Wish Foundation."
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"- Aw, the park needs to be empty"
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"because their immune system's compromised?"
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"- No."
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"Their wish was to make other children angry"
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"by closing the park."
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"Mean kids get cancer, too."
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"Everybody out!"
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"All of you, outta here."
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"- Now what? We can't go to my house."
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"My parents are hoarders. - My dad's a mime."
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"It takes him like six hours to pantomime invisible snacks."
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"- We could go to my house."
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"But my whole family is baby and we live in a giant crib."
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"It was cool at first."
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"- Oh, well, maybe tomorrow. See you later."
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"- Bye-bye."
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"- Oh."
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"I've never had friends over before,"
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"but I guess it's technically possible."
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"Hey, guys! We could go to my house."
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"- Coo-coo."
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"- Must be kinda weird to live in a funeral home."
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"- Shhh -- it's better"
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"if we don't disturb Baba mid-embalm."
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"- Annie? That you?"
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"Your mother need vagina bugs back."
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"Her foot fall off."
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"- [ Chuckles nervously ]"
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"Blah blah blah, typical mortician talk."
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"This way!"
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"[ Frogs croaking ]"
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"- What's that noise?"
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"- [ Screams ]"
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"- Is this your family? They're cute."
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"- I know you said mystery was your thing,"
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"but clearly, you're a frog girl."
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"- Annie! [ Screaming ]"
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"- Too mysterious, too mysterious!"
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"- Wait! Don't leave!"
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"We could play Wii or go hang out in the corpse freezer."
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"My thing isn't frogs!"
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"It's actually friendship."
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"Friendship is my thing!"
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"[ Frogs croaking ]"
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"Mom, what exactly happens on a date?"
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"- I didn't realize my crotch beetles"
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"make up my entire skeleton."
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"I need them back pronto, Annie!"
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"- For what it's worth, they are really great beetles."
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"They even helped me make some friends."
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"The friends are, of course, gone now, but at one point"
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"in the last two days, I can say I had up to three friends."
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"- I think that ran its course."
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"C'mon home, beetles."
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"Mama needs you!"
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"- C'mon, beetles!"
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"We've gotta raise this broad's barn!"
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"Everybody in! Martina?"
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"Martina? You coming?"
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"- You know what? I'm not."
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"We both knew this day would come, Norma."
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"This is goodbye."
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"- Well, I'll leave the cervix open for you."
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"- Thanks a lot for babysitting, Annie."
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"- Annie! Hey, Annie. - [ Gasps ]"
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