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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - Adventures in Beetle Sitting (S01E01)

"-Could you tell me all about"
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"exactly how whiskey gets distilled?"
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"- Oh, my apologies Mr. Gregory."
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"I didn't see you there. Please follow me."
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"- So, buddy, what should we discuss first?"
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"Deck remodels? Automotive repair?"
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"Having spare keys made?"
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"-We could start by listing NFL quarterback record-holders,"
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"but the real touchdown would be you sharing"
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"what's bothering you tonight."
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"- Me?"
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"No one's ever talked to me about sports trivia"
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"or asked me how I feel before!"
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"[ Groans ] Mommies."
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"One minute, you're happily snuggled up in their womb,"
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"the next, you're 31"
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"and they don't trust you to go have a drink with a male friend."
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"-Wow. Thanks for opening up like that."
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"- Baba's only ever thanked me for shutting my face hole!"
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"Cheers to male friendship."
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"- Just close your eyes and hold still --"
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"it's best if I'm the only one who moves."
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"Oops. [ Chuckles ] There we go. Okay."
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"Mm. [ Groans ]"
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"How can we [bleep]"
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"if you're trapped in an invisible box!"
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"Let me in!"
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"♪♪"
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"How am I supposed to get home now?"
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"Oh!"
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"Ooh!"
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"I guess without the beetles, I don't quite work right."
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"I'll call Annie."
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"Daughters should be good for something."
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"Huh, I really need those beetles."
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"Damn it!"
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"Welp, it's all downhill from here."
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"-And that is why we will always..."
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"-Remember the Titans."
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"- [ Crying ]"
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"- What are you up to tomorrow, Annie?"
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"- Tomorrow? Tomorrow?"
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"♪ I love ya"
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"♪ Tomorrow"
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"- [ Laughs ]"
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"- Mm, not your best. - Right, yeah, I know."
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"- Well, we'll be at the skatepark in the morning."
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"Hope to see ya there."
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"- Plans on a Saturday morning,"
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"right after plans on a Friday night?"
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"Who knew I was "that bitch"?"
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"Couldn't have done it without you guys!"
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"- Okay, everybody, let's get some shut-eye!"
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"Don't forget, we've got a vagina to rebuild bright and early."
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"It's probably gonna be absolutely wrecked"
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"by clown penis. - Yay!"
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"- Who's excited for Infrastructure Week!"
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"- Me! - Not I."
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"Like Annie, I want more out of life."
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"I've actually written some free-verse I'd like to share"
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"on the topic of my dreams."
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"'Twas the night I discovered - - That's enough out of you."
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"Tomorrow, you're on anus watch."
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"- But I'm a terrible goalie. You've said it yourself."
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"- [ Groans ]"
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"Hmm, you're wet and bumpy. This could work out."
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"I have an excellent franchise opportunity inside my vagina."
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"Can you go round up some of your friends?"
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"Hear me, frogs of the forest, take me home!"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Cellphone ringing ]"
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"- [ Gasps ] Beetles! Beetles? I need your help."
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"Faking social adequacy during a movie is one thing,"
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"but a skate park in the cold light of day..."
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"I'm not sure I'm up to this!"
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"Ahhh!"
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"Who said you could sleep in there?"
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"- I was cold, and I took her gentle snoring as consent."
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"- Me, too."
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"[ Glass shattering ]"
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"- Where the hell is Trophy!"
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"Us crotch beetles keep her alive."
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"Plus, without her constantly ordering us around,"
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"the hive is beginning to spiral."
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"- I for one say we keep helping Annie."
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"She and I are kindred souls."
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"- Okay, at least it'll keep the masses busy 'til Trophy returns."
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"Hey, beetles!"
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"Let's make 'er up! - Yay!"
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"♪♪"
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"- I look like a self-confident suburban teen trying to rebel"
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"against understanding parents who love her."
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"And you made me a skateboard"
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"out of the lid of a baby coffin?!"
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"[ Gasps ] I'm so freaking mysterious!"
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"- Annie, Annie!"
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"Have you seen Peter?"
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"Baba wait hour for Saturday breakfast in bed,"
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"but no tuna sandwich, no morning love letter,"
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"no Petey!"
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"- Trophy never came home last night, either."
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"- It all Gymnast Gregory fault."
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"This why Baba always warn you kids -- no make friends."
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"- Actually... I made some friends last night."
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"The beetles and I are on our way"
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"to meet them at the skate park now."
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"- Annie, this no time to crack jokes."
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"You sweet social outcast like your uncle."
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"Weekends are for family, not make-believe friends."
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"- [ Groaning ]"
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"[ Frog croaking ]"
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"Whew, made it back on some pollywog power!"
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"You can clock out now."
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"[ Frogs croaking ]"
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"Alright, beetles, assemble the pit crew!"
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