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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"there's a few places you just never want to be."
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"Hilarious!"
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"Jenkins."
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"Right?"
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"Well, it'll be great to finally meet the famous Jenkins"
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"- Hey, guys. - Ted, this is Jenkins."
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"Totally!"
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"It's architecture!"
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"(LAUGHING) Sweetie, I never have to worry about you with another woman."
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"Dude, you are so the reacher. You're getting her a horse."
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"Does she really say "but, um" that much?"
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"This newspaper reminded me of the other newspaper. Anyhoo..."
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"- I'm the settler. - How could you say that?"
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"Whatever. Just another night for Big Fudge."
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"(KABOOM PLAYING)"
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"Hello, baby, ooh!"
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"Fad, flip, flop, wing"
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"- lf Lady Lily... - I got it, buddy. I got it."
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"I don't say "but, um." I have never said "but, um.""
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"Hey, so Lily and I are gonna go back to that college bar again,"
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"and we were wondering if maybe you wanted to come."
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"It's really up to you. I mean, I know that..."
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"and punch her right in the nose. Give her a knuckle sandwich!"
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"We were wondering if you wanted to join us."
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"(ALL MURMUR IN AGREEMENT)"
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"She said "but, um.""
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"Yes. Yes. Do that."
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"- Please forgive me. - Kiss my husband? My husband?"
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"ENGLISH - US - SDH"
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"OLDER TED: Kids, when you're in your 30s and live in New York,"
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"Times Square on New Year's Eve. Rockefeller Center around Christmastime."
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"- Yeah. - But most of all..."
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"A college bar? Man, we're probably gonna run into my students."
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"They're gonna corner me and want a free lecture."
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"I don't even have my slide projector."
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"I have to pop in at least once a month to maintain my record."
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"Whoa, looks like you've been gone awhile."
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"Some guy named Big Fudge has been cleaning up."
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"- And you're Big Fudge. - The biggest."
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"So, by the way, I have to tell you something."
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"- Yep. - I invited Jenkins."
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"Jenkins? No way."
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"We'd all started hearing about Jenkins a few weeks earlier."
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"You guys will not believe what Jenkins did this time."
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"Who's Jenkins?"
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"He's this hilarious new lawyer at Marshall's office."
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"Okay, so, there's this jar of maraschino cherries in the fridge at work,"
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"so Jenkins says, "200 bucks, I'll eat the whole jar.""
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"So we give Jenkins 200 bucks,"
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"and Jenkins ate the whole jar!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(PEOPLE EX CLAIMING)"
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"OLDER TED: And after that, the stories kept coming."
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"So the CFO comes in to sign some acquisition papers."
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"So Jenkins goes, "Excuse me, Mr. Wilcox. I think we forgot one of the documents.""
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"Jenkins!"
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"So we all go out for beers after work."
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"Jenkins gets up on the table"
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"and starts gyrating like some sort of deranged stripper."
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"Next thing you know, off comes the shirt. It was so gross."
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"- Jenkins. - Jenkins."
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"- after all those stories. - Yeah."
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"And there's about to be one more story. I'm gonna bang Jenkins."
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"- What? - You heard me."
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"You want to have sex with Jenkins?"
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"With Jenkins, on Jenkins, near Jenkins. You name it."
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"I want to wear Jenkins like a sock."
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"You... But you're... Haven't you all... I'm... Really?"
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"Oh!"
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"Look, this is gonna sound crazy, but I thought Jenkins was a guy."
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"What? That's crazy. What gave you that idea?"
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"I don't know, maybe the whole Jenkins- peed-out-the-window-of-a-cab story."
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"- Yeah. Much more impressive now, isn't it? - Yeah!"
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"Okay, I'll come clean! It all started a few weeks ago."
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"By the way, four eyes, new lawyer. This is Jenkins."
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"- Watch out for this guy. He steals stuff. - I don't steal stuff."
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"And I don't wear glasses."
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"- I'm Marshall. - Hi, Marshall."
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"So, are you really a Vikings fan, or was he lying about that, too?"
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"Why? Is this a trap? Are you a Packers fan?"
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"My wife knows I'm here. She doesn't have money,"
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"but what she does have is a very special set of skills."
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"I'm a Vikings fan, too. I bleed purple and gold."
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"I'm from Pelican Rapids!"
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"- Pelican Rapids? No way! - Yeah."
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"My grandpa lives in Pelican Rapids."
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"Well, I mean, he's dead now, but he haunts a barn off Route 108."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"TED: Whoa! Hold it. Hold it."
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"Dude, if you tell me you have a thing for a woman that is not your wife,"
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"I will drag you outside and kick your ass."
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"Okay, first of all, come on, buddy. You can't handle the Fudge."
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"Second of all, no, I think of her like a big brother,"
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"who, I guess, has boobs."
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"But so does my oldest brother, Marvin Jr. Anyway,"
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"that night, I told Lily about..."
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"- Jenkins. - I can't wait to meet him."
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"MARSHALL: I should have corrected her. It would have been so easy."
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"But I didn't. So, after that, whenever I talked about Jenkins,"
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"I always avoided pronouns."
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"So the head of marketing comes in to choose people for the mid-west audit."
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"So he goes, him, him, her, him, him,"
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"Jenkins, him, her..."
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"I don't understand why you wouldn't just tell Lily."
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"Do you really think she'd be all that jealous?"
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"Ted, think about those stories I told you."
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"(WHISTLING)"
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"(ALL EX CLAIMING)"
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"- Yeah, I could see how that'd be a problem. - Exactly. That's why Lily can't find out."
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"- Lily can't find out what? - That Marshall's gonna buy her a horse."
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"You are? That is so awesome! I love those things!"
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"Guys, why is that kid over there staring at me?"
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"I think I know what this is. I think it has finally happened."
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"- I'm getting recognized from my show. - Robin, that is so cute."
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"But that's Scotty. He's one of my students, and he's looking at me."
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"How weird is it that I'm more famous than you?"
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"(CHUCKLES) Not at all, 'cause you're not. I'm on TV."
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"Yeah, and I have 30 students in my class. That's what, 30 times your viewership?"
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"Now let's give Scotty a little thrill. Buying a drink for the old prof."
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"All right, Scotter, one question about neo-classical architecture"
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