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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Mac Day (S09E09)

"I want there to be ceremony."
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
"Charlie, can you please remind everyone of the rules?"
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"Well, ghouls, and, no, they didn't complain,"
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"- we found no gremlins, because they don't exist. - Well..."
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"Three, two, one, begin!"
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"Mac.""
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"- Of course. - How could you miss it?"
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"- I mean, it was, like, shooting... - It was right there."
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"Shh, shh, shh-- here he comes."
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"So I'd like to infuse the religious angle with the theme of badass."
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"under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament."
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"- There you have it. - There we have what?"
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"Country Mac coming to the big city."
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"- What?! - Yes!"
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"- Holy shit! - What do you mean, from it? - To the water?"
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"Okay, I need you to act like concerned citizens,"
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"But I need you to react at the same time"
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"You lost me there. What do you mean, "Draw the jump?""
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"Of course I wouldn't jump."
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"That's why it feels real, you know?"
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"where you carry me through the streets of Philadelphia, you know, that's cool."
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"- We won't. - I can put that in the schedule."
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"- This is a goddamn mess, this whole thing's a goddamn mess. - I'm lost, I'm lost."
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"We don't know you."
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"Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac!"
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"- All right. - Let's do this! Let's do this!"
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"Badass. Badass."
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"You better jump quick before somebody tries to stop you."
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"Trust me, no one's gonna try and stop me."
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"climb back down to safety. That's it."
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"Okay, this is big Hollywood stuff, okay? Just stand back."
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"Oh, wow! Oh, there's a man standing on the bridge."
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"- Look at that. - His name is Mac."
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"- Oh. - His name is Rudy, I believe, you guys."
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"- Nice to meet you. - Oh, hi, hi, but it looks like"
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"- Did someone just go plop? - Looked like it. - Someone just jumped. Someone jumped."
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"Country Mac is gone, he's dead. Let's get out of here."
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"- Look! Look, look, look! - What? What? Oh."
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"- Whoa! - Oh, holy shit!"
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"- Oh, my God! - Oh, wow! Wow! - Whoa!"
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"- No, that's not really badass, guys. - Whoa!"
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"That's not gonna fit into our schedule, you know?"
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"Well, wait, wait, wait, wait. You skipped day three."
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"If you look at the Orion constellation and then track across to the Big Dipper,"
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"you'll see a gaseous, cloud-like area."
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"and ignore everything that this clown is saying."
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"God created the stars 5,000 years ago."
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"I think I thought of a way that we can work day three into this experience."
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"And, besides, there's no trees or herbs in the planetarium."
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"Who wants to smoke a "J"?"
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"There's nothing badass about breaking the law, Charlie."
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"Where do you think AIDS came from? Uh, hello, God's gift to the gays."
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"You're gonna ruin this high, dude."
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"Mac, I think you're a little confused there."
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"- French kisses. - Oh..."
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"because of the things that he gives to us."
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"- Aw, dude, dude, dude. - Come on, man. He just said it."
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"- He just said it. - He just did it."
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"- Yeah. - This weed that he gave us is awesome."
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"- I hate God. - Yes."
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"Not only is he, like, rui... ning my life..."
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"but with all this God shit that he's into..."
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"Okay, I feel like we got a little bit off the rails back there,"
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"- Oh, I want to get a motorcycle, man. - Dude, we should all get motorcycles!"
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"Okay, that's enough! Okay?"
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"Well, you can't fit it all into one day. That's preposterous."
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"Listen! These guys work off their beautiful glutes for our enjoyment, okay?"
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"- Greasing dudes. - Yep."
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"About time you guys got here."
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"Loud and proud, brother. Loud and proud."
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"Honestly, it's, like, refreshing to hear."
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"- Cool, cool, cool. I'll see you all in a little bit. - Cool, yeah, yeah."
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"- See, he doesn't want us to grease them, you know? - God, that's awesome."
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"- Yeah, Mac's gay. - He's gay."
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"Hey! Hey! What's with all the chitchat?"
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"Legs and hammies are drying up by the second."
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"But don't blow your wads on these guys, okay?"
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"I mean... We still have the karate tournament."
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"- All right, bud. - He's got the boner again."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"I promise. This is the only way. Oh! Hey."
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"We're gonna start with the yellow belts 'cause it's an inferior class."
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"Mostly because I don't have the right gear,"
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"- That's the only gear. - I notice you're also wearing a black belt."
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"I know I can do it."
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"- I know I can do it. - So if you can do it, then do it."
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"- I can't watch it, you know? - Trust me, this is for his own good."
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"If he doesn't face this now, he never will."
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"Not to me, Karate Kid, to him."
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"Block, point, Mac!"
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"- Shit. - Guys, did you see that?"
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"Oh!"
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"That was badass!"
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"against an actual black belt."
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"Yeah, and where is he always getting those beers, man?"
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"- You got a problem? - You got the problem, asshole."
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"Aw, you made him look like a bitch!"
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"Assessed the threat level. Clocked a knife in his boot."
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"Guys, I may have had a little bit of an accident in my pants,"
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"He just gave that guy an ocular patdown, and it actually worked."
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"It worked."
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"- No. - Of course not. - This is our head of security!"
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"- Go get the poop out of your pants. - I can't wait for the lectures."
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"Goddamn, man."
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"We would become more like Country Mac, which'd be great."
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"We have a lot to learn from him. We should all get motorcycles."
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"- Let the wind blow through my hair. - Yeah."
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"Where's he even going?"
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"Which, as we all know, is a sin."
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"- there's nothing badass about riding a motorcycle without a helmet. - Right."
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"Plus, he was drunk all the time."
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"- Being alive. - Yeah."
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"in a place that he loved so well."
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"Genesis, chapter one. "God created the heaven and the earth,"
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"and the earth was without form and void, and darkness was"
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"- upon the face of the deep..." Hey, buddy, do we"
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"- Yeah, this is not comfortable. - I mean, it's gonna get uncomfortable."
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"Yes, you need to be kneeling. It's 11:58, and Mac Day's about to officially start."
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"Are we gonna be in the dark the whole time?"
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"My goodness, this is a lot of complaining."
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