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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Neonatal Nomenclature (S11E11)

"It's time."
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"No."
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"Are you feeling any contractions?"
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"Are you?"
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"Anything for my family."
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"And why do you know that?"
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"(scoffs softly) So, any day now."
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"We went to the doctor this morning,"
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"and she said it could still be another week or two."
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"It was her idea."
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"Well, I would have Googled it,"
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"but I was busy taking my pants off."
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"What are they talking about?"
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"Watched La La Land?"
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"Hey."
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"I thought you were supposed to be on bed rest."
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"I know you're joking, but I grew up on a farm."
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"Sorry. I can't think of anything except how flat your belly is."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"And back up!"
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"Nothing. Your ankles look fine, and not at all"
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"like I just popped open a can of crescent rolls."
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"Raj is crazy."
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"Your ankles aren't that gross."
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"the three-input hydraulic manifold,"
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"from Back to the Future."
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"Her dad's a wrinkly bald man."
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"Welcome to the next five to eight weeks of your life."
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"Sheldon, I said I didn't want to play your game."
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"Okay, first, we need to roll to determine the weather."
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"Yes."
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"I can't believe you're trying to hijack our son's name."
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"When?"
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"I don't want to name our son after your father."
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"He is?"
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"Eventually. I mean, you see the way the man eats."
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"or have you always been a lunatic?"
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"I don't even know anymore."
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"Exactly. Fifty-fifty."
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"(sighs)"
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"What are you guys doing here?"
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"named Harry?"
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"Ted or Kevin?"
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"Same answer."
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"Penny's air force"
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"All right, I'll just roll for you."
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"we need to subtract your morale rating"
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"from Bernadette's to get a final"
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"adjusted morale rating for the assault."
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"Yeah, that's a rhetorical question."
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"I didn't take her. She chaperoned."
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"(chuckles) We slow-danced once."
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"Paul. Paul Wolowitz."
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"Nice try, Penny."
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"What about Ozymandias?"
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"Oh, oh! Bysshe Wolowitz."
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"Solved. Back to the game."
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"Some people name their kids after places."
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"Like what, Walla Walla Wolowitz?"
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"If you think that is better than Ozymandias Wolowitz,"
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"You okay?"
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"Never mind your water."
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"Has your mucus plug popped out?"
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"Ew, no!"
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"It's not a champagne cork."
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""mucus plug" again."
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"And I'm worried one's gonna hit me in the eye."
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"the Suez Canal."
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"Okay,"
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"It's a big one."
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"(panting) Okay."
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"I was really competitive with my roommate."
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"It doesn't matter what we name him."
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"This kid is part you and part me."
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"It's not like calling dibs."
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"Fine, you can have Elliott."
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"(chuckles) Yes."
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"Well, I wasn't going to give them any of the good names."
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"I'm saving those for us."
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"Of course. I think you and I will have exceptional children."
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"How many kids do you guys want?"
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"Two. 15."
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"No! Uh-uh!"
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"We weren't thinking about you."
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"Can I get anybody anything?"
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"Guys, wake up."
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"Is it the baby?"
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"What?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, not from the beginning."
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"I'm sure they're fine."
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"Hey! (chuckles)"
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"Yeah! The baby was born about an hour ago."
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"Neil for Armstrong,"
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"Howie? Howie, wake up."
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"Oh. Did your water break?"
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"No."
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"Wait. Well, where are you going?"
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"To the hospital."
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"Today's my due date, and this crap needs to end now."
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"Honey, babies don't always come on their due date."
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"Halley was two weeks late."
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"They don't take as long to get ready."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm making the situation better with humor."
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"Would you rather me make it better with magic?"
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"You know, I hear that sex can induce labor."
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪"
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"I believe today is Bernadette's due date."
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"How do you know that?"
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"Easy. 40 weeks from the date of her last period."
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"Well, excuse me for taking an interest in people."
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"How's Bernadette holding up?"
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"It's pretty rough."
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"I had sex twice last night."
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"That's not fair! She's on bed rest."
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"She can't run away."
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"She read that it can start labor."
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