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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"OLDER TED: Kids, in our sophomore year of college,"
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"And she surprised him with a six-pack of locally brewed beer."
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"For the next 11 years, whenever either of them would fly anywhere..."
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"But then, one night in January of 2009, the unthinkable happened."
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"Yeah, but don't those girls get to have sex with Van Halen after the show?"
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"the older guys who never showed up and whose approval they now crave."
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"- So, we're their dads? - Exactly."
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"When you exchange numbers with a chick,"
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"I think it's supposed to snow. What do we do if there's a blizzard?"
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"- Either way, we'll be here. - Snow problem."
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"You always assume something is gonna go wrong."
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"Hey, it's starting to snow."
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"It snowed for three days straight, which led to three amazing stories."
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"And what do you get when you get five in a row?"
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"I'll bet he surprises you and picks you up anyway."
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"Folks, this is your captain speaking."
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"- Serve the hotties first? - Here's the keys."
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"Here's the keys."
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"- We should buy a bar. - Of course, we should buy a bar!"
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"... we would come to regret it. We just didn't know it yet."
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"(SINGING) Aruba, Jamaica ooh I wanna take ya"
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"(GLASS BREAKING)"
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"(GLASS BREAKING)"
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"It's not just this, okay? It's all of our little rituals."
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"Do you know what we used to do every day, the second I got home?"
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"Well, maybe you just think they're stupid"
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"(ALL GROANING)"
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"We're not going to the airport. We're going home."
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"No. This is a keg. I need a six-pack."
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"You just don't choose to show your love through corny rituals, and that's fine."
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"Just do it."
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"...microbrew."
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"when Aunt Lily came back from spring break,"
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"Uncle Marshall surprised her at the airport."
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"Fort Lager-Dale! Get it?"
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"And with that, a ritual was born."
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"Minne-Cider! Get it?"
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"... the reunion was always commemorated with a chauffeur sign"
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"and a six-pack from wherever they'd been."
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"Aspen Yards Ale! Get it?"
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"- Actually, no. - Me, neither. I was hoping you would."
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"- I'm not picking her up. - What?"
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"Lily doesn't want me taking a cab all the way to the airport"
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"just to take a cab all the way back, you know?"
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"But the six-pack thing."
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"Ted, that stuff was fun when we were younger,"
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"but we've grown past that. As we mature, the relationship matures with us."
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"But, I mean, you guys are such an inspiration to the rest of us,"
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"how you're so devoted and connected."
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"I look at you guys, and that's all I want in the whole world."
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"Ted, there's two college girls outside, and they look easy!"
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"So, Arizona..."
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"You know, I've always wanted to see what an Arizona driver's license looks like."
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"I already ran that play, bro. They're 21. We're good."
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"Thank God. So, what brings you guys to town?"
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"Our band's got a gig."
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"You're in a band? Hey, maybe we can come see you play."
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"Excuse us for a sec."
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"Ted, what the hell is the matter with you?"
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"- We're not gonna go see them play. - Why not?"
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"If we see them play, we're no better than the bleach-blonde bimbos"
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"who flash their boobs at a Van Halen concert."
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"If you want to have sex with Van Halen, do it on your own time, Ted."
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"We are not the "maybe we can come see you play" guys."
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"We're the other guys,"
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"Okay."
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"It's a big meeting, so I don't think we're gonna make it."
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"Maybe next time, kiddos."
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"But if you guys want to meet up after your show,"
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"- maybe we could exchange numbers... - Excuse us for a minute."
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"Ted, have you gone completely insane? We don't want their phone numbers."
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"Yeah. I don't know what I was doing. I guess I panicked out there."
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"you give them the ability to call and cancel."
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"If you set a date without a number, they have to show up."
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"Check and mate!"
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"The only digits I need are these."
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"Honka."
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"Are you still their dad?"
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"So, why don't we just meet here tomorrow night around 10:00?"
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"Excuse us just one last second."
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"What is the problem now?"
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"Nice one."
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"- Thanks. - Yeah."
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"All right, we'll see you tomorrow night."
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"- Totally. - Awesome!"
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""Totally." "Awesome!" Man, these college chicks sound stupid."
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"- Totally. - Awesome."
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"So, here's the thing, tomorrow night, dress to move, it's gonna be a mess!"
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"I still think we should've gotten their numbers."
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"Ted, I promise you, nothing is gonna go wrong."
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"OLDER TED: Kids, the blizzard of '09 was a monster."
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"I'll start with me and Barney."
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"It's pretty nasty out there. I don't think they're coming."
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"Of course they're coming. They have to."
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"If I can land just one of these girls, I'll have party school bingo."
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"- Come on, Ted. You're the only one here. - Oh, sorry. What's party school bingo?"
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"Every year, Playboy releases a list of the top party schools in the country."
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"I take the top 25, and I make up a bingo card."
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"All I need is Arizona Tech, which is crazy."
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"In league play, that would normally be designated a free space."
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"So, how many people are in on this party school bingo thing?"
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"- Oh, it's just me. - So what's the point, then?"
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"The point is to get five in a row."
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"I get bingo."
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"Thanks for coming by."
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"I monkeyed around with the thermostat for about an hour"
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"- before I realized it was the intercom. - Yeah, I heard you swearing downstairs."
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"Hey, so, Lily's flight's coming in tonight. You're really not gonna go pick her up?"
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"Robin, Robin, like I said, as we mature, our relationship matures with us."
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"Yeah, well, if I know your wife, she's gonna get you that six-pack anyway."
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"Marshall? Marshall?"
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"Puget Stout. A most exquisite Seattle microbrew."
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"And speaking of six-packs..."
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"- What are you doing? - I'm going to the airport."
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"How could I be so stupid? Of course she's bringing me a six-pack!"
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"But this time, I didn't bring him a six-pack."
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"Because as we mature, the relationship matures with us."
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"Well, he sounds like a nice young man."
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"- Oh, baby. - Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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