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Clips from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)

"Could you take this to the guest bedroom and see everything is pressed?"
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"Go ahead, Arthur."
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"What an asshole I was telling you how to take women!"
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"All right. How much do you want?"
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"Oh, Your Highness, I don't want money from a man"
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"who needs every penny to free his enslaved people."
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"This! I want this!"
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"- You can't be serious. - Larry..."
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"All my life, I wanted to be the best at something."
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"I thought I was, till I met you."
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"I mean, I never realized how far you could go with this scamming thing."
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"- You've opened my eyes! - Freddy, this "scamming" thing,"
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"as you put it, took me years to perfect."
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"- I got time. - Why should I help you?"
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"What sort of an education did you have?"
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"- Metal shop. - Metal shop."
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"- Great! - But with this one understanding."
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"I run this operation and you do as I say."
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"Great!"
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"- Classes begin after lunch. - (Freddy laughs)"
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"I have a plan for this Jackal."
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"There is a man who owes me a favor."
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"Réné the Knife. He is a master with the stiletto,"
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"and an absolute magician at hiding a body."
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"I give you my word, the case will be investigated in a very slipshod manner."
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"Stop worrying, Andre."
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"I tell you, it is a mistake to take him in!"
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"I am taking him in gracefully in order to get him out gracefully."
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"- Well done! - I look great, don't I?"
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"- I know the moves! - Yes, you're ready."
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"But remember our agreement."
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"I'm in charge. You do exactly as I say."
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"Exactly as you say!"
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"(slurps and gulps)"
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"I feel like a kept man."
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"What else did he say?"
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"Oh, please don't be angry with me."
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"Pretty please!"
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"Here comes a creep man... He's out to get you!"
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"Daddy says we're gonna have the biggest weddin' Tulsa's ever seen."
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"Perhaps we should go by ship."
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"Ruprecht loves the water."
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"- You have a brother? - Yes, the young prince."
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"Wherever I go, Ruprecht goes, too."
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"- When do I meet him? - He's in his room, even as we speak."
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"- What's he doin' out here? - His quarters are here."
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"I think I should warn you that Ruprecht is, well, uh,"
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"(rumbling)"
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"Ruprecht, it is I, your brother."
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"No sudden moves."
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"(clattering)"
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"You've been banging on your pots again, haven't you?"
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"I told you, if you keep on doing it, you won't have any pots left."
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"(whimpers)"
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"All right."
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"(Lawrence) Cuddly-cuddly."
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"Ruprecht, don't do that. Ruprecht, no!"
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"Stop it, Ruprecht! Ruprecht!"
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"He's very affectionate."
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"- Not Mother? - No. But I have wonderful news."
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"Miss Trumble and I are going to be married."
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"Oh dear."
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"We have a guest. What do we do for guests?"
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"What did we do when Uncle Ted was here?"
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"No, Ruprecht."
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"Ruprecht, no!"
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"We apologize."
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"Ruprecht!"
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"(Freddy chants)"
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"- Not Mother? - No, Ruprecht. She's not our mother."
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"- Go on, Diana. You were saying. - Well, I think that... Ow!"
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"- Ruprecht! - May I take your trident, sir?"
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"Now, you were saying. You don't think the poor should be allowed in museums?"
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"Don't take the cork off the fork."
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"Why is the cork on the fork?"
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"To prevent him hurting himself... and others."
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"Ruprecht, eat your apple sauce."
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"Ruprecht, we have wonderful news."
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"Diana and I are going to be married..."
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"Ruprecht!"
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"- Eat your food. - Excuse me."
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"- May I go to the bathroom first? - Of course you may."
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"Thank you."
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"(gasps)"
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"I think my testicles are dropping!"
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"It's been a very good month, chaps."
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"Now, we've got 20% for the overhead."
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"- For you, Arthur, it's 10%. - Thank you, sir."
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"Ow!"
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"And the rest is for me."
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"- Au revoir, Lawrence. - Au revoir, Andre."
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"You are the student, Freddy. You get knowledge."
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"Wait. I did most of the work. I should get my share of the cash."
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"I wouldn't dream of giving you your share without being certain"
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"I've got culture coming out of my ass."
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"Spending money is a responsibility, Freddy."
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"All right, all right. How am I supposed to spend my money?"
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"Now, all these wines are very old."
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"- So you got a lot of wine to drink. - You can't. They're far too valuable."
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"- What's the angle? - There is no angle, Freddy."
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"I rescued this from certain destruction and donated it to the museum."
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"I don't get it."
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"You want me to spend my money on wine you can't drink,"
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"and a garden that, to me, looks like a big mowing headache."
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"It's true that is a sculpture of a naked woman, and I can appreciate that."
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"But otherwise, you have got to be joking."
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"You agreed to do what I say."
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"Not to you telling me how to spend money,"
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"I'm going it alone."
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"Ugh!"
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"Freddy. You still have so much to learn."
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"No, thanks. I was doing great with my own look."
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"I don't need these clothes or your instructions."
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"You taught me what you know. Great. Thanks. Thanks a yahoo."
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"I'm gettin' out of this town."
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"Good luck."
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"Well, the Jackal has finally tucked his tail between his legs and crawled away."
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"- Au revoir, Lawrence. - Au revoir, Andre."
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"Excuse me. Where can I get the Wall Street Journal?"
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"I'm trying to find out the stock prices to see how my takeover bid is going."
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