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Clips from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)

"Forgot I had a first-class ticket."
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"(chuckles)"
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"- That bother you? - No."
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"I couldn't help overhearing your conversation in the dining car."
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"My condolences to your grandmother."
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"Huh?"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh... right."
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"I can tell you've got a lot to learn about women."
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"Freddy Benson."
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"- And you are? - Lawrence Jamieson."
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"Listen."
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"We're the weaker sex. Men don't live as long as women."
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"I say let them give us money. Let's live off them for a while."
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"That probably shocks a guy like you, right?"
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"Do you really think it's possible?"
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"(laughs)"
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"That's like, uh... 20 bucks!"
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"No, I haven't."
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"- What? - It's too bad."
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"We could've had a blast on the Riviera."
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"- You're headed for the Riviera? - Yeah."
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"There's a little town there, supposed to be crawling with rich women."
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"Oh. And what town is that?"
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"Uh... Beaumont-sur-Mer."
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"I'm afraid you've been misinformed."
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"but it's been taken over by older, retired couples."
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"- Older, retired couples? Are you sure? - Yes, I live there."
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"(whistles)"
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"All the social activity has gone to the Italian Riviera."
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"Portofino."
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"(exhales)"
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"Some of these sleepy towns really pay off."
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"Would you excuse me? I have to phone my wife and children."
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"I like to let them know what time I'm arriving."
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"- They really got you on a leash. - Afraid so."
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"- You have a ride into town? - Yes, I have."
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"- Great. You can give me lift. - Do you have a hotel room?"
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"I never make reservations."
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"Excuse me. Is this the Portofino train?"
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"Scusi."
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"- We're getting off, right? - Uh..."
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"- No! - Yes!"
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"Your grandmother is living in Portofino?"
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"Yes. Actually, she's quite ill."
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"I hope her health improves."
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"- Ciao. - Ciao."
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"Ciao."
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"Your phone call did not give me much time."
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"Marion was perfect."
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"Make sure she gets back all right, Andre."
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"May I ask why she was necessary?"
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"I needed a decoy. This idiot was sharing my compartment."
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"Monsieur Lawrence, you can afford to dismiss such amateurs."
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"Hey, Lawrence, listen to this."
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"If he's in the papers, how clever can he be?"
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"Now, to business. Krista Knudsen."
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"Widow of Lars Knudsen, the Danish match king."
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"She left the Excelsior Hotel in Genoa"
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"at 0740 hours this morning in a white Ferrari."
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"She should be arriving at approximately..."
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"Here she is now."
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"(woman) I would like to help your grandmother."
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"- I got some money here. - (Freddy) Oh, no. I wouldn't accept it."
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"That's strange. There's a young man with her."
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"- Please, I insist. I insist. - I'm gonna pay you back."
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"And he's no longer satisfied with rabbits."
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"Monsieur Police Inspector, can you arrange something for me?"
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"- I'm gonna pay you back, though. - No!"
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"The usual?"
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"Bonjour!"
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"Hey! Encore, encore!"
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"Yee-ha!"
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"Something like this, OK? All right, here we go! Here we go!"
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"Have you seen enough, Mrs. Knudsen?"
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"That money was to go toward an operation for his grandmother!"
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"He's a confidence man. A trickster. Will Madame sign the complaint?"
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"I told you, I didn't steal any money from her! She gave it to me."
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"To be with another woman, that is French."
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"God! All right, what am I gonna do? How am I gonna get out of here?"
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"Listen, I'm not a vagrant!"
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"I know somebody here. I met him on a train. His name is..."
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"His name is... James Josephson."
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"James Lawrence. Lawrence! Lawrence!"
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"Lawrence Fells. Lawrence Fings."
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"Forest Lawrenceton."
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"La... Lars. Lars!"
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"His name is James Jessenden."
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"Lawrence Fells. Lawrence Jesterton."
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"Yes! Yes! We're like this!"
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"They don't treat gigolos lightly in France."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Until 75 years ago, they were still castrating them."
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"- What do they do now? - Well, that depends who the judge is."
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"Oh. Judge Reynoux."
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"- Do you have any money? - Yeah, I got about 12... 900 dollars."
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"5,000? I don't have 5,000!"
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"I could fly home and mail him a check."
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"- Inspecteur! - Oui?"
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"Est-il possible..."
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"Non! Non, non, pas possible! Crétin!"
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"Freddy."
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"or he'll submit your name to Interpol and you'll never travel in Europe again."
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"That's fine, that's fine. Thank you, thank you."
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"and I think you are one terrific guy."
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"- I see you know His Highness. - Who?"
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"- The prince. - The prince?"
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"I saw him shake your hand and pat you on the back."
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"No kidding!"
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"- And you are? - Fanny Eubanks."
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"Fanny Eubanks? Of Omaha?"
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"- Of Omaha? - You don't have to cover up with me."
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"You're financing my mission?"
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"Perhaps His Highness has mentioned me?"
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"Oh, Lady Fanny of Omaha?"
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"He called me Lady Fanny?"
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"Oh, yes. Lady Fanny of Omaha."
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"You have done a wonderful thing."
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"- What man? - The courier, sir."
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"He said you would recognize the secret password."
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