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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Love and War and Snow (S01E01)

"that don't involve peddling drug paraphernalia to kids."
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"Taylor Doose wants the no-parking zone in front of his store removed."
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"As you all know, this coming Friday..."
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"for those of you who would like to participate..."
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"I thought we were here to discuss town issues."
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"- Menace. - Suck up."
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"And once again we miss each other."
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"Wait. Close your eyes and breathe."
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"You know, it's like dogs and high-pitched noises."
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"Your first steps. They all happened when it snowed."
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"Feet."
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"while he's being sexy, he's also being grammatically correct."
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"That sounds wonderful!"
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"Remember, you do not take your eyes off this for a minute."
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"Thank you."
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"- Really? - Oh, my God. It's so perfect."
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"You liked it. You liked Jane Austen. I knew you would."
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"Not as much as you needed to read Jane Austen."
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"I'll get the ark, you get the animals."
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"grab my golden lasso, and fly the invisible plane."
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"- I guess it'll just be the three of us then. - I guess so."
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"before filling out a change-of-address card for her."
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"- Who's stepping on my musket? - That'd be me."
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"Look at them. All relatively intelligent men..."
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"Birthdays, holidays..."
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"It was my little present."
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"Yeah, he loved that musket."
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"Come on in. I'll get you some coffee."
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"People, please get into formation."
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"I live here. What are you doing here?"
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"- That must be nice. - Whatever you say."
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"I just don't understand why you waited so late to call."
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"The problem is that apparently Florence cannot get here because of the storm."
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"We'll figure something out."
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"Your sense of humor rears its ugly head at the oddest of times, Richard."
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"I'm not the mastermind behind some great scheme to spoil your dinner plans..."
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"- How did that get there? - Maybe you bought it and forgot."
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"I've never bought frozen pizza. It must belong to Anna."
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"- Grandma? - Yes?"
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"She went there on business. She did well. She never came back."
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"- Sad. - It was, at the time."
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"No, we were so young and my life would've been completely different."
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"and I wanted to make sure that you heard it."
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"You can do nothing. The phones will eventually come back."
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"- How's your tongue? - Much better, thank you."
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"- Are you scared yet? - Not yet."
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"- Are you scared yet? - I'm still good."
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"- You're very annoying in a movie. - I know."
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"Because, as you know..."
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""This woman is absolutely perfect.""
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"or I would have married Lucinda Lester by now."
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"If you'll excuse me, I have some business calls to make."
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"- Andrew? - Thank you, Luke."
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"- Yeah, that part was a little slow. - Slow?"
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"Good porch."
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"So, it's snowing..."
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"you have to decide that some guy is worth opening that front door for."
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"I'm very good at that."
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"Really? How so?"
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"- How badly do you want that coffee? - Not badly."
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"It's okay, I'll finish up the coffee."
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"I did something really stupid today."
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"Everybody screws up, Lane. That's what happens."
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"You're gonna be fine. I'm positive about that."
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"So who's the guy?"
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"So, where did we leave off?"
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"She had a really bad teen day..."
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"I get jealous sometimes."
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"and I don't really fit in there."
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"This town meeting will come to order."
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"- No one is listening to me. - Taylor, calm down."
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"I can't calm down. I'm being persecuted."
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"- I promised that we'd hear you. - We've been hearing you for 20 minutes."
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"Excuse me, but some of us have businesses to run..."
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"It was a lava lamp, Taylor."
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"There is no use for a lava lamp unless you're on drugs."
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"For crying out loud."
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"Now, we've already agreed to look into your accusation but to just..."
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"What'd I miss?"
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"He says his customers are being unfairly ticketed."
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"- No, he just wants to park there all day. - Genius."
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"I have been mayor of this fine town for a long time."
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"I tend to think of all of you as my children."
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"Unfortunately, sometimes children have to be disciplined."
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"Now, I'm gonna say something, and I'm only gonna say it once."
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"Daddy's getting angry."
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"- Rover will not leash himself. - Good point."
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"I would like to now move on to something of even greater importance."
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"is the anniversary of the legendary Battle of Stars Hollow."
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"- Where's Luke? - There."
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"in the reenactment of the aforesaid battle."
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"He's turning red."
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""It was a frigid November night some 224 years ago...""
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"He's shifting in his seat."
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""...Hollow Militia stood in wait for the redcoats.""
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"He's adjusting the cap."
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""Tired and hungry, 12 proud men took their positions in the town square.""
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"He's fighting the urge."
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""...and imminent death in their valiant efforts...""
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"For God's sake, do we have to go through this every damn year?"
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"- Yes! - And the urge wins by a long shot."
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"This is a town issue."
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"- Excuse me, who's talking? - It's me, Harry. Luke."
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"You've known me since I was five years old."
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"Luke, yes. Sit down."
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"Now, as I was saying: "12 heroic men...""
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""assembled with guns drawn, ready to meet their maker...""
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"What are you talking about? Twelve guys stood in a row all night."
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"- "...waiting for the redcoats..." - Who never showed!"
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"Now, just..."
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"Twelve guys stood in a row waiting for an enemy that never showed."
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"They got stood up. They should've been wearing prom dresses."
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"- I've had just about enough of this. - Sit down, Taylor!"
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"Have any of you considered the fact that you're glorifying a war we fought..."
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"so we could keep land that we stole?"
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"If you don't like it here in America..."
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"why don't you go stand in line for toilet paper in the USSR?"
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"There is no more USSR, Harry."
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"It's what made our country great."
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"...if you're so interested in facts."
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