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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Sylvester Stallone (S03E03)

"My back hurts!"
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"[drum roll]"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪"
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"[animal noises]"
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"Aloha!"
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"[dings]"
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"[dings]"
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"[dings]"
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"Well, don't complain. Working on The Muppet Show's"
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"I'll say. We could be working luaus."
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"Uh, listen, girls,"
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"Wait a minute."
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"...seven, 28, 29 bucks!"
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"[♪ Let's Call The Whole Thing Off ]"
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"♪ I say quo vadis ♪"
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"[howls]"
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"♪ And stick with Pluto and Mickey and Goofy ♪"
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"♪ Off ♪"
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"I always heard that music can soothe the savage beast."
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"Wait! Oh, wait!"
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"He fell for it!"
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"Who was that small green man?"
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"[knocking]"
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"They're not waiting, they wanted..."
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"Hey, Sly, could you show us a few punches?"
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"- Me too! - Me too!"
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"Hello there, boys and girls. Is everybody having a good time?"
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"[Statler] No!"
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"It's Otto, the Automatic Entertainer!"
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"Oh, yes. There was this six foot parrot goes..."
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"♪ Lady be good ♪"
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"- [knocking] - Hello?"
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"Do you, uh, think I'm safe here?"
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"Yeah, that's me, I travel light, no baggage."
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"Excuse me."
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"I didn't know you were musical."
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"[laughter]"
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"of a quack who's gone to the dogs."
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"Oh."
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"[announcer] So we come to the end of another Veterinarian's Hospital."
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"Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. Bob say..."
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"Let's take his temperature and find out."
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"Hey, Hawaiians aren't dumb!"
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"[sighing] Fozzie!"
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"Ahhh."
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"You did? Is she beautiful?"
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"No, but she's willing."
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"Good enough!"
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"[buzzing]"
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"Will you cut that out!"
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"All right, um, uh, all right,"
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"[bleeping]"
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"All right, sawing a, uh..."
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"...thing in half."
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"[speaking] 'Tis sad when you think"
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"♪ Mate with age ♪"
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"[all crying]"
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"The time has come to say goodbye,"
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"We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!"
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"[knocking]"
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"Sylvester Stallone, 15 seconds to curtain, Mr. Stallone."
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"- Everything OK? - Oh, yeah, I'm happy as a clam."
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"[clams moaning]"
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"I'm so miserable!"
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"I've gotta work overtime tonight."
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"Well, happy as some clams."
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"It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star,"
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"Sylvester Stallone!"
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"Yay!"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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"[applause]"
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"Thank you, thank you,"
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"and welcome again to The Muppet Show."
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"It's gonna be a wonderful show tonight"
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"because our special guest is a writer,"
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"director and the talented star of that popular film Rocky,"
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"Mr. Sylvester Stallone!"
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"[screaming]"
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"I'm sorry about that, folks."
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"Now, we're going to present a dance from Hawaii..."
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"Is Sylvester gonna wear a grass skirt?"
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"No! He's not in the number! Get back to your seat!"
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"Curtain!"
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"[♪ Hawaiian War Chant ]"
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"[singing in Hawaiian]"
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"[monkey shrieks]"
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"[singing in deep voice]"
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"[howling]"
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"[monkey shrieks]"
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"[monkey continues shrieking]"
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"[monkey shrieks]"
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"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"Hey, are you speaking Hawaiian?"
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"No! I bit my tongue!"
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"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"OK, nice number. Nice number."
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"a great job for a pig."
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"We're off to a possibly decent start."
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"[muppets chattering]"
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"We're here! We're really here!"
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"Good grief,"
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"it's Sylvester Stallone's groupie brigade."
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"you're not allowed backstage during the show."
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"Oh, it's OK, we've got passes."
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"Yeah."
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"Passes? We don't give out passes."
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"I'll say you don't give 'em out, frog."
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"Yeah, they cost us a bundle."
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"Who could be selling backstage passes around here?"
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"- Scooter! - Yeah, boss?"
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"- Scooter, I wanna talk to you! - OK."
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"I've gotta introduce Sylvester Stallone."
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"[girls gasping]"
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