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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Viral Video (S03E03)

"I was the one who filmed him doing it."
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"That's hilarious!"
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"I know, right?"
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"Oh, but thank you so much for sharing that with me."
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"Oh, my God."
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"So, I guess that's it then."
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"Well..."
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"Oh, you don't really have to clean out the rat traps."
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"Here, I'll give you a hand."
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"- All right. - Oh! You already have help."
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"Thank you all for coming in early."
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"Uh, there's been an unfortunate incident"
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"we need to discuss."
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"- What's that in your ear? - Nothing."
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"I got it pierced. No big deal."
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"Oh, wait, hold up. What are we working with here?"
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"Is that a... a snake or a lightning bolt?"
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"This is not what I'm here... it's a guitar."
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"An electric guitar."
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"Anyway, Roger from the café,"
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"uh, for releasing a Facebook video"
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"in which he was behaving in a manner"
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"that Cloud 9 does not condone."
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"Just say it; he farted in the cups."
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"- We all saw the video. - What? I didn't see it."
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"- It's been taken down. - Guys..."
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"I saved it. I'll send it to you."
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"- Thanks, man. - I don't understand."
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"Who even thinks of farting in cups as something to do?"
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"It's so gross! Especially in the kitchen."
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"If you think about it, it's not that gross."
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"Farts are just air."
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"- Cheyenne, that's beautiful! - But it's not exactly true."
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"Fart air has billions of fecal particles in it."
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"I thought the gas just smelled."
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"- Fart ingredients. - Okay, no..."
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"is be careful what you post on social media."
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"Um, shouldn't the lesson be: don't fart in cups?"
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"Yes. In a perfect world,"
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"Um, when you say "be careful,""
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"what are we not allowed to post?"
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"Because I do a lot of Instagram videos"
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"- Do you fart in cups? - No."
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"Then I think we're pretty good."
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"You know what? I'm gonna take a look"
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"at everybody's social media,"
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"make sure everything's above board."
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"No, uh, that's not necessary."
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"Everybody here can self-police."
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"Ha!"
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"Wait, these cups?"
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"Check out how many balloons this guy is buying."
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"It better be somebody's birthday!"
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"Too funny."
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"I know, right? She nailed it."
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"Okay, is the joke that it's so boring, or..."
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"Oh, did you guys see the one with the orange?"
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"- Wait. - Hey, guys."
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"So I've been trying to open this orange"
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"for, like, five minutes."
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"It's pretty much just unpeelable."
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"Here, watch."
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"Okay, seriously, that is my life."
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"I don't understand this."
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"you know, to apologize for..."
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"the attack on the cups,"
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"and look!"
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""Dear, valued customer,"
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""when humans eat food, it's processed in the intestines,"
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"producing gas.""
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"Wow, you really took it from the top."
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"Yeah, of course. But then look."
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"A huge number of these things"
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"bounced back, and that makes me worried"
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"that it's either Russian hackers..."
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"Or I picked up a virus"
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"looking at those baptism videos, maybe."
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"- That's where they are. - Or..."
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"Why would anybody do that?"
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"Well, because you get a dollar"
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"for every rewards card that you sign up."
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"What? You get a dollar per Blue Card?"
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"- Since when? - Since always."
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"You know, so theoretically,"
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"employees could just fill out a bunch of fake forms"
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"and over time, it... God, that would really add up."
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"- been doing the entire time. - Yeah."
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"- I get it. - Except..."
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"Almost all of these customers"
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"were signed up by the same employee."
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"I sign up a lot of... rewards customers."
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"I mean, I... can't remember every single one."
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"It's just that I noticed"
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"they seem to have really unusual names."
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"Jim Toblerone."
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"And just this morning, you signed up"
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"a Martin Nestle."
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"Oh, Martin! Uh, yeah."
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"I... I remember him."
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"Uh, good guy. Nice family."
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"Mateo, can you think of any reason"
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"why Martin's email bounced back?"
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"He gave me a fake email?"
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"That's one reason. Um..."
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"But another one is..."
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"a-and I'm not accusing you of this,"
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"but maybe..."
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"- You made him up? - What?"
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"Glenn!"
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"accessing people's social media"
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"before we have another scandal."
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"I feel like that lady from "Scandal.""
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"Is her name Scandal?"
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"Um, can't you just do it yourself?"
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"Don't do social media. Never have. Never will."
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"Besides, it'll be fun."
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"around the net."
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"but in a way that makes it sound like I'm asking you."
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"Okay, then I guess I will."
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"Hey, guys. It's your girl, Kelly."
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