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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Viral Video (S03E03)

"as most of you may have heard, has been let go,"
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"We don't need to do that. That's... I think the lesson here"
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"people wouldn't fart in cups, but we live in the real world."
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"and they can be pretty edgy."
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"Uh, why self-police when you can have actual police?"
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"Hey, guys. It's your girl, Kelly."
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"Kelly's Instagram videos. They're adorable."
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"But it probably was someone's birthday."
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"It's your girl, Kelly."
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"I sent out a mass email to all our rewards customers,"
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"Could be them. That's their style."
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"An employee's inventing fake customers."
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"It'd be almost impossible to trace."
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"Really? Who?"
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"Ned Duracell."
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"Wow!"
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"Cheyenne? I need your help"
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"Don't want anyone tracking me."
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"I only use the Internet for two things:"
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"buying birdseed, watching porn."
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"Are you asking me, or telling me I have to?"
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"I'm telling you you have to,"
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"Are you sure?"
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"- Are you doing it again? - Yeah."
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"with a bad wheel?"
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"Check it out!"
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"I'm just having a little breakfast,"
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"the most important meal of the day,"
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"- Oh. - Well, they're fun, Jonah."
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"Do you happen to know where Kelly lives?"
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"I-I wasn't, like, trying to not tell you or anything."
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"Jonah, relax. It's fine."
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"- Kelly's sweet. - She is."
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"And besides, I'm kind of relieved."
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"I couldn't figure out why you liked those dumb videos."
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"It's not exactly a TED talk."
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"And why would I be jealous of her videos?"
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"Oh, she filmed herself microwaving ramen"
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"Yeah, she's Sofia Coppola."
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"Fine. Then do it."
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"loser has to clean the rat traps."
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"Me winning bets."
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"- Sick burn. - Shut up!"
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"Oh, look! It's a two-for-one sale!"
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"How long have you been doing this?"
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"about his email address, so I did some digging"
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"I know, right?"
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"There he is. Martin Nestle, CEO."
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"Huh."
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"That looks like the guy from "Twilight.""
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"You saw "Twilight?""
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"I mean..."
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"I guess it kinda looks like him"
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"Excuse me, ma'am."
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"Do you have a moment to watch a short video?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I just moved here from Tampa."
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"'Cause I'm trying to prove to Jonah"
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"Jeez, Garrett, get with it."
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"about which "Longmire" character you are."
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"Hang on."
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"Elias went on a date with two women?"
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"- Just three people. - Oh."
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"Hey, Glenn, there's a customer here"
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"Yeah, I don't have that technology."
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"and I think I may have given the wrong email."
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"While I have you on the phone,"
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"what'd you think of the employee"
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"who signed you up?"
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"What are you saying about me?"
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"h-have a heavenly day."
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"Oh."
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"Lost the trace."
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"and in every episode he just lists"
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"Remember Anna who had to leave to take care of her sick mom?"
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"She should've fixed her face first."
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"- Yeah. - Oh, whoops."
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"What is this?"
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"Just a woman going insane."
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"Don't even think about it."
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"And some frozen peas full of vitamin C!"
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"Self-check yourself before you wreck yourself."
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"Self-check yourself before you wreck yourself."
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"So?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah, definitely."
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"Thanks."
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"- Definitely. - Yeah."
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"That was my Audrey II voice."
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"We'll go up to the Beef Barn"
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"Oh, so lucky!"
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"Hmm."
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"I'm feeling less jealous."
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"a better way to cook..."
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"Head into the kitchen where we make our tasty treats."
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"What would it take to get you to sleep with Elias?"
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"I have a figure for everyone here."
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"What about Glenn?"
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"There's not enough money in the world."
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"Look at what I ate for lunch today."
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"I don't think she saw the rats."
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"Well, only the lucky ones, I guess."
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"Nope."
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"I would... love to visit Martin."
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"- Yep. - And I only posted it"
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"Yeah. I guess you are."
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"Oh, my God. Thank you so much."
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"Again, didn't know the rats were there."
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"Why did you have to make a video at all?"
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"- Is it about fame? - No!"
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"Murdering a clown."
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"What?"
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"we shouldn't post online."
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"Is that a new earring?"
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"that could get a bunch of views."
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"- Jonah and Kelly? - Whoa!"
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"We were gonna keep that a secret."
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"And 11 stitches there."
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"it's the most beautiful song you've ever heard."
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"It is. It is cool."
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"Gosh."
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