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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Jessica Place (S02E02)

"Wasn't her cocaine addiction or the fact"
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"that she identified as asexual during the last census."
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"Aww, you look so handsome, Evan."
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"Got to look sharp for today's HOA meeting."
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"We're voting on the cow mailbox"
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"Lisa wants to put up in front of her house."
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"Love cows."
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"It's so funny. She calls it a moo-box."
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"Do you think Evan will be more of a Billy..."
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"Or Dr. Michael Mancini?"
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"You need a distraction to take your mind off of this show."
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"We're getting a pool!"
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"Honey gave me the idea."
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"They have one on "Melrose Place,""
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"and they never get bored."
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"This will give us something to do all summer"
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"till the show comes back."
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"Me under a waterfall,"
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"cute broads doing cannonballs."
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"Giggling."
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"An above-ground pool?"
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"Where's the grotto at?!"
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"Why can't you be more like Emery?"
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"like the waters of a SwimBowl Pro 800."
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"I love it. Boys, swimwear. Go!"
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"The hell? What... is... this?"
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"This was not approved by the HOA."
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"Don't you want a pool?"
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"So what's the problem?"
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"Um, the law."
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"The HOA bylaws state that we have to vote"
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"on all visible property changes."
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"to put a pool on my own property."
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"$35 a day?!"
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"That's like a suite at the Hyatt!"
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"Fine."
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"We'll vote on the pool at the next HOA meeting."
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"$35 a day."
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"That kind of money,"
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"I could've flown to see Oprah speak in Biloxi."
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"He's really having fun."
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"He's a good dad."
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo! Handstand!"
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"Okay, now you two have a breath-holding contest."
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"I'll judge."
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"Damn!"
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"Huh. Wonder where he got that vest."
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"I bet he got it at Structure."
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"Why don't I ever go inside it?"
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"I won!"
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"You cheated!"
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"Dad, you saw him, right?"
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"Uh, no, I wasn't."
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"Eddie!"
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"Dude."
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"Structure's open till 9:00, right?"
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"But Deidre, the bylaws say"
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"nothing against the hilarious moo-box."
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"You raise the udders up for outgoing mail."
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"We seek to enforce the spirit of the bylaws in this HOA,"
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"so I'm sorry, Lisa, but my veto against your mailbox stands."
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"Moving on to new business, I suppose."
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"Thank you!"
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"Would love the recipe for those meatballs."
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"- Oh, 1 cup diced onion... - Written down."
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"I'm here because of my new above-ground pool."
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"- I think that... - Girl, it's okay."
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"We're ready to vote on that."
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"Yes. Deidre."
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"My girl."
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"All in favor of the Huangs' pool?"
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"Carol-Joan?"
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"Amanda?"
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"Meatball?"
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"Deidre?"
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"Sorry, girl."
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"Well, not mine. Mine has faux wood paneling."
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"made everybody vote against my pool!"
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"She's not a genuine person."
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"This is what I've been telling you."
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"The worst part about Deidre"
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"is she is so quick to judge other people."
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"Personally, I think she has"
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"a few judge-worthy secrets of her own."
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"What secrets?"
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"We shouldn't be out here in the dark."
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"Alligators roam at night."
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"What was that?"
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"Shh. It's just a sprinkler."
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"I knew it."
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"Jessica, look."
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"Who is that?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"How could Deidre do that to Carol-Joan?"
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"She's her best friend."
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"This is such a betrayal."
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"We have to tell her."
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"But we need proof or she'll never believe us."
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"Marvin takes this on safari."
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"so I swung by the mall"
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"and picked us up some dinner from Wolfgang Chang's."
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"How can you act so normal after what happened today?"
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"I've never seen Emery so mad."
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"Emery's had tantrums like that before."
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"and he just said, "Oh, well.""
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"He's always had a hard time expressing negative emotion."
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"You were too young to remember, but when he was little,"
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"Emery would let stuff build and build"
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"and then explode at the smallest thing."
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"he'd just go back to being his regular self."
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"Oh, coming right up."
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"Hey, what happened, dude?"
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"You had a full-on meltdown in the pool."
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"Yeah. I guess I did."
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"so you don't have outbursts like that."
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"What do you mean?"
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"If something frustrates you, just say it."
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"about this Wolfgang Chang's whack-ass Chinese food?"
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"I guess it's kind of weird there's pepperoni in the shumai."
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"Yes! Super weird!"
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