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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Jessica Place (S02E02)

"It's the Hotdogger!"
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"I didn't think you liked this show."
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"Oh, Carol-Joan, you're imagining things."
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"I was a Zeta."
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"Me too."
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"Like what?"
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"- Yes! - Awesome! - What?"
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"This is gonna be ill."
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"Hey, a pool's a pool."
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"But the giggling."
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"Of course I want a pool."
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"I don't need somebody's permission"
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"They'll fine you $35 a day."
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"Every time I see that store, I want to go inside it."
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"He came up for air twice!"
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"Weren't you watching?"
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"Thank you for trying."
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"All opposed?"
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"Above-ground pools are a real tack-fest."
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"Your mom is doing some sort of fun investigation with Honey,"
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"I once kicked him in the jumbles,"
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"Hey, guys. What's for dinner?"
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"Like what do you really think"
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"He has enough blankets."
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"You cheated in that breath-holding contest."
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"You wouldn't have been able to cheat"
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"You're too old for that vest."
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"No. Then take it off!"
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"Thanks for dinner, Dad."
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"You don't spend four months doing makeup"
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"for the all-deaf cast of "Starlight Express""
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"I have adult acne around my hairline."
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"Do tell us why you dragged everyone to my house"
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"That's my backyard. So what?"
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"I hope you're all enjoying the mojitos I made"
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"It's just a silly herb garden."
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"And mine was just a silly cow mailbox."
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"All alone."
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"She'll never disrespect the HOA bylaws again."
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"I was better off before."
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"At least when I kept things in, I wasn't hurting anyone."
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"Baloo?"
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"Hello, Jessica."
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"Poor, poor Jessica."
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"Poor, poor, poor, poor..."
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"You're getting played."
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"I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."
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"My scream jars."
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"and scream into one of these jars."
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"There is no "pool party.""
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"until she noticed she was out of kitty litter."
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"Deidre's was planted in '87,"
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"but you already knew that, didn't you..."
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"Let him go!"
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""Jessica Place.""
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"I got your back, girl."
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"It's a really good wig."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"but I never have because of you."
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"Who is Sarah?"
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"All you women want is someone to treat you like trash."
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"- This is not about me. - It's all about you."
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"You got a good guy in Billy."
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"He loves you and he wants to treat you right,"
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"but you got to come sniffing around me."
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"Alison's got good guy Billy."
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"Why's she sniffing around Jake?"
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"The dental work in LA is just tops."
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"I love "Melrose Place.""
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"Thanks for inviting Honey and me"
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"to watch with you flock of swans."
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"I'm surprised you showed up, Honey."
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"I don't, but I'm always happy to spend time at Jessica's house,"
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"where I feel welcome."
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"Unlike your house, Deidre."
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"Deidre, your hair always looks so amazing."
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"How do you get it so shiny all the time?"
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"Oh, you girls know my trick."
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"Olive oil."
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"My hair still feels like straw,"
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"every night for a year."
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"- Harvey doesn't mind that? - Oh, he minds."
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"He started sleeping in the guest room."
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"Says it's 'cause of the oily pillows,"
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"but what if there's somebody else?"
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"Okay."
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"Shh! "Next week on 'Melrose Place'" is coming on."
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"Where is "Next week on 'Melrose Place'"?"
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"Oh, that was the finale."
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"- What does that mean? - The season finale?"
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"It's the last episode of the show"
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"until the new season starts in September."
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"Well, they do make 32 episodes a year."
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"But there's 52 weeks in a year!"
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"Not even teachers take 20 weeks of vacation!"
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"Teachers!"
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"I went to Pepperdine."
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"All Zetas are trash."
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"S02E19 Jessica Place"
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"Knock, knock. You ready to go?"
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"I can't believe "Melrose Place" is just over, Honey."
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"What am I supposed to do now?"
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"It was only on for an hour a week."
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"Is an hour of joy not enough joy?"
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"Come on."
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"Let's go for a jog around the neighborhood."
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"We'll get your endorphins flowing."
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"Being out in our boring neighborhood"
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"is just gonna remind me how much better "Melrose Place" was."
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"There's no drama here."
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"No twists, no dark secrets revealed."
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"No unlikely alliances,"
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"no betrayals between friends."
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"What did I do with my life"
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"before Deidre introduced me to this show?"
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"How can you hang out with that awful woman?"
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"She's not genuine."
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"Plus she refuses to forgive me"
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"for breaking up Marvin and his ex-wife."
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"Because that was all my fault, right?"
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