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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"You probably wanna play that a lot softer with a jury."
Archer (2009)
"Mother. Sterling."
Archer (2009)
"And so I think an apology is in order."
Archer (2009)
"For what? Not believing me."
Archer (2009)
"We need to sneak the body out."
Archer (2009)
"I assume to let the stink of cabbage waft through the halls, but--"
Archer (2009)
"Nope. What?"
Archer (2009)
"Here, here, look. I'm gonna get help."
Archer (2009)
"Thank you."
Archer (2009)
"--Hell is that?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, Krieger. Why?"
Archer (2009)
"Ew!"
Archer (2009)
"Ooh! Who's that, some mobster'?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I should say it is, Calpurnia."
Archer (2009)
"He does? I mean, yes? MURPHY: Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, hey, I never checked this bathroom. You mind?"
Archer (2009)
"My God. Ugh! Yeah. Whoa."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. So you're saying Mother lured Mascalzone up there..."
Archer (2009)
"So, what, Mother shot herself? Oh, my God, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"Why? I'll tell you exactly why. Before I kill you."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, okay. So I guess he walks in here already shot, obviously panicking..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, sorry, was that rhetorical?"
Archer (2009)
"Lawyer up, call the cops. What?"
Archer (2009)
"We'll smash the furniture like he was chasing you around all rape-y."
Archer (2009)
"Mother. What? I put Bactine on it."
Archer (2009)
"What then? Burn the apartment down?"
Archer (2009)
"...how's about we figure out a way to get that body out of the apartment?"
Archer (2009)
"What is this, Christmas?"
Archer (2009)
"He's discreet. So no one else will ever know about this whole--"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, whoa, whoa, everybody calm down."
Archer (2009)
"That's actually pretty smart."
Archer (2009)
"BOTH: Don't ask. And follow up..."
Archer (2009)
"And/or the police could show up. Oh, for the-- Now what do we do?"
Archer (2009)
"Prime minister? Of Italy?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh. Mind if I talk to them? Heavens, no, of course not, but--"
Archer (2009)
"Sorry again for the intrusion, ma'am."
Archer (2009)
"Screw you, Archer. Sullen wench?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, do the math, Rain Man. The wall was shot three times."
Archer (2009)
"But why? After all this time?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and to me, for ruining my Friday night, which is now being spent here."
Archer (2009)
"I, uh... Yeah, exactly. Good question."
Archer (2009)
"Then he got married and went into politics."
Archer (2009)
"So you fired three times..."
Archer (2009)
"How about for you dragging us into your S&M dildo-sex-murder freak show?"
Archer (2009)
"I don't know where we'd get coveralls this time of night, so--"
Archer (2009)
"OFFICER: N.Y.P.D. Open up, please."
Archer (2009)
"I checked out the apartment. It's clean."
Archer (2009)
"And remember, smiley face."
Archer (2009)
"I could eat."
Archer (2009)
"Why not?"
Archer (2009)
"Hang on."
Archer (2009)
"I didn't shoot him."
Archer (2009)
"That's kind of clever. CYRIL: Super-creepy."
Archer (2009)
"Uh. eight?"
Archer (2009)
"Dildo-y- unseemly-"
Archer (2009)
"So plausible deniability isn't a super-realistic goal here."
Archer (2009)
"Well, apart from this sullen wench murdering good etiquette-- Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Although, I am curious why she wouldn't take off that trench coat."
Archer (2009)
"So much of this I never wanna know the answer to."
Archer (2009)
"Man, if I don't get some spaghetti and meatballs, I may literally die."
Archer (2009)
"For a murder you both know I didn't commit?"
Archer (2009)
"Good, it's none of your beeswax."
Archer (2009)
"I know, dear. But you have to wait."
Archer (2009)
"Zentai. And of course not, you ass."
Archer (2009)
"Ew. Now I'm done."
Archer (2009)
"Mm, please skip ahead."
Archer (2009)
"I shall fetch a rug."
Archer (2009)
"BOTH: Don't ask. Just get it out of here, please."
Archer (2009)
"For one thing, there's not enough sauce for everybody."
Archer (2009)
"Calpurnia? May I speak with you in the kitchen?"
Archer (2009)
"And got us to dispose of the body. Ew."
Archer (2009)
"Ew! Ugh. Ugh."
Archer (2009)
"We gotta uncuff him and de-dildo him, obviously."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, come on, I was just kidding. I had to make it look good."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Sucks. Bet he knew how to make sauce."
Archer (2009)
"We surely count on it, ma'am."
Archer (2009)
"Someone's framing Malory for murdering the prime minister of Italy."
Archer (2009)
"Mm. Honey, you still got it."
Archer (2009)
"Especially this year, as we had more than the usual medical bills."
Archer (2009)
"KRIEGER: Yeah, take that tone."
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit. She killed him."
Archer (2009)
"But why you make la vendetta?"
Archer (2009)
"You had to make it look good? Well, and also annoy you."
Archer (2009)
"Gee, where to start? Oh, the murder?"
Archer (2009)
"Knowing they'd never come back after they searched her apartment."
Archer (2009)
"Still, you're welcome."
Archer (2009)
"Your point being? Well, it's just that, for the third year running..."
Archer (2009)
"He'd have to. Thing's huge."
Archer (2009)
"Where did we land on the coveralls thing?"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: I have a question, Mother."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, I really like spaghetti and meatballs."
Archer (2009)
"What is your problem with the Irish?"
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Oh, and thanks so much. ARCHER: You're welcome."
Archer (2009)
"I bet I won't even be able to eat spaghetti and meatballs."
Archer (2009)
"Just the crime of murder, not the crime of sodomy-by-rubber-eggplant. Oh!"
Archer (2009)
"My mistake, ma'am."
Archer (2009)
"No, Mother, I don't. Jesus, what else was on tonight's menu?"
Archer (2009)
"Not what it means. Still pretty gross, though."
Archer (2009)
"No, it-- Ew!"
Archer (2009)
"Malory, I am not killing a--"
Archer (2009)
"It's not what it looks like. ARCHER: Well, that's a relief."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and I assume that's our patient?"
Archer (2009)
"No. No, no, no. Whatever this is, I am not getting mixed up in it."
Archer (2009)
"Or maybe, Mother, you could swallow your pride and just apologize to your super."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, thanks, Rain Man. Your point being?"
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: I crossed over to the chair and tightened his last restraint."
Archer (2009)
"Fortunately, he's Italian, so that shouldn't be hard to sell."
Archer (2009)
"There was a mutual attraction, one thing led to another..."
Archer (2009)
"May have been? You don't know?"
Archer (2009)
"ls unrelated to the dead guy over there who's chock-full of bullets."
Archer (2009)
"Anyway, Savio was in Italian intelligence--"
Archer (2009)
"Hit the throttle on the bourbon..."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, I know dear, I was there."
Archer (2009)
"They're not Japanese. Neutral."
Archer (2009)
"We're not on the best of terms."
Archer (2009)
"A zentai covers the face and head. I think a catsuit just stops here."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no, don't. Don't go back there, Sterling."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, indubitably, lieutenant."
Archer (2009)
"It's just, who would call in with a fake tip like that though?"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, I did what I could, but you can only ask so much of a vanilla candle. Dinner ready?"
Archer (2009)
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