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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"Sex under a hive of Africanized bees?"
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: And missed."
Archer (2009)
"Can you believe it? ARCHER: No."
Archer (2009)
"On purpose. Exactly. The gun just went off."
Archer (2009)
"Mother, come on. I mean, I want to believe you, but--"
Archer (2009)
"But those bullet holes don't prove anyone else was here."
Archer (2009)
"Well, maybe those don't."
Archer (2009)
"Unh! What?"
Archer (2009)
"The Italian prime minister was just assassinated in my apartment."
Archer (2009)
"Thank you. I mean, I know it's hard for you."
Archer (2009)
"You two owe me an apology."
Archer (2009)
"Look. You look."
Archer (2009)
"I bet I'll never be able to have sex again without thinking about this."
Archer (2009)
"...but, you know, not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs."
Archer (2009)
"Wait till you try it, because I'm just kind of winging it here."
Archer (2009)
"I meant for dragging me into this."
Archer (2009)
"Which will be hard to explain."
Archer (2009)
"Given the circumstances leading up to his death, which were--"
Archer (2009)
"Eh. Potato, po-dildo."
Archer (2009)
"Sure, we'll just walk a dead body right out the front door. Idiot."
Archer (2009)
"You sure? Shut up. I hit broil instead of bake."
Archer (2009)
"Well, blood loss can make you stupid. Can I please look at your wound?"
Archer (2009)
"Something "else" else."
Archer (2009)
"You're not rolling him up in one of my rugs."
Archer (2009)
"...and just walk him right out the front door."
Archer (2009)
"You just called me an idiot for that. Your version didn't have coveralls."
Archer (2009)
"Could we go out through the basement?"
Archer (2009)
"No. We'd have to go past the super's apartment, and his door is always open."
Archer (2009)
"Well, ma'am, it's just, at Christmas, the tenants usually give me a small consideration..."
Archer (2009)
"...for the work I do all year keeping up the building."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, dear."
Archer (2009)
"Do I eat the potato now or let it ferment so I can drink it later?"
Archer (2009)
"Will I get the operation now, Da? No, son."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, besides that."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, seriously? They were Nazis? No."
Archer (2009)
"So if we can't get the body out of here in one piece..."
Archer (2009)
"...but I am not, repeat not, chopping up a dead body."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Ew, Mother."
Archer (2009)
"Can't or won't?"
Archer (2009)
"No, hey, Mother, come on. Stop that. Stop it."
Archer (2009)
"From who?"
Archer (2009)
"I need access to a 2-inch drain, hot water, three GFCI outlets..."
Archer (2009)
"Black, bitter, preferably fair trade."
Archer (2009)
"Not ours, Krieger, yours."
Archer (2009)
"And is Krieger hard at work?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, say what you will about him... I did."
Archer (2009)
"Too late. Malory."
Archer (2009)
"It's not what it looks like. CYRIL: Then what is it, exactly?"
Archer (2009)
"And brilliant. When I'm done, each of us will walk out carrying a small parcel."
Archer (2009)
"Eh. On our way home, we simply drop the parcels..."
Archer (2009)
"...it'll look like a big smiley face. CHERYL: Ha-ha-ha!"
Archer (2009)
"LANA: That's gross. GILLETTE: You're just a mess."
Archer (2009)
"...did those dastardly dagos kill him and then dress him up like a big giant penis, or--?"
Archer (2009)
"Found what? BOTH: Don't ask."
Archer (2009)
"I'd like to know how this could possibly get any worse."
Archer (2009)
"Cover your arm up, answer the door and stall them."
Archer (2009)
"What? There's already not enough sauce."
Archer (2009)
"OFFICER: N.Y.P.D. Come on, lady, open the door."
Archer (2009)
"Coming. Sorry, I was in the kitchen."
Archer (2009)
"I'm making spaghetti and meatballs."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, are you Italian, officer?"
Archer (2009)
"No, and it's detective. Murphy."
Archer (2009)
"We got an anonymous tip that Savio Mascalzone was up here."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my bird. Little Tweetsie."
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh. Well, that's another coincidence..."
Archer (2009)
"...because this anonymous tip said Mascalzone was dead up here."
Archer (2009)
"What? Oh, for heaven's sake. Yeah. Right here in the living room."
Archer (2009)
"Well, as you can see, there hasn't been a murder in here. My gosh."
Archer (2009)
"Although I guess someone must have spilled a drink."
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh."
Archer (2009)
"What are you doing?"
Archer (2009)
"From the left, dear. One serves from the left."
Archer (2009)
"Mother, your maid is--"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, hello. Evening. Sorry to disturb your, uh--"
Archer (2009)
"Elegant dinner party, for the most elegant people in all of New York."
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh. But we got a tip there'd been a murder up here."
Archer (2009)
"Good heavens, a murder?"
Archer (2009)
"I find the very suggestion laughable. Heh-heh."
Archer (2009)
"Ha-ha-ha. Which is what I'm doing. I'm laughing."
Archer (2009)
"So you don't mind if I look around? Uh, no, of course not."
Archer (2009)
"All right, I'll let you get back to your, uh--"
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh."
Archer (2009)
"You were only invited to round out the numbers."
Archer (2009)
"I thought you meant that silly French maid costume."
Archer (2009)
"Whoa! Uh-uh. Nope. Lana."
Archer (2009)
"By God, if you were my servant, I'd have you over my knee in a trice."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry for the intrusion. That tip must have been a hoax."
Archer (2009)
"No thanks to this one. Mm--"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, Herlihy, you said his name was? Hm?"
Archer (2009)
"Ow! Lana come on, I was-- Ow! I'll show you a sullen wench."
Archer (2009)
"Whistling bitch. Right then. That snoopy detective is gone..."
Archer (2009)
"...thanks to Dr. Krieger, so--"
Archer (2009)
"Krieger? What about the rest of us?"
Archer (2009)
"CYRIL: Oh, shut up, ma'am. ARCHER: Loved it."
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Never again. Thanks for dead guy in a box."
Archer (2009)
"Not very elegant. No, thanks for having us. Amazing."
Archer (2009)
"The bathroom, the body, how did you--?"
Archer (2009)
"You don't wanna know."
Archer (2009)
"But you do probably want to go wash your lips now."
Archer (2009)
"Walther PP, chambered for .32 ACP. What's the magazine capacity?"
Archer (2009)
"Malory's clip was empty. But she said she only fired three shots."
Archer (2009)
"greased him into a 6-foot man rubber, strapped him to a chair..."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Calls us..."
Archer (2009)
"Don't move. I'll, uh... I'll probably be back."
Archer (2009)
"Because that would mean she called the cops on herself."
Archer (2009)
"Which was full of people and spotless."
Archer (2009)
"Mascalzone was shot five times."
Archer (2009)
"...and the whole time she's been holding a grudge, right?"
Archer (2009)
"Just waiting to--"
Archer (2009)
"Well, to be honest, until recently, the sex has been pretty phenomenal."
Archer (2009)
"But then you started getting weird."
Archer (2009)
"Because one night, all those years ago in Rome..."
Archer (2009)
"A beautiful man. Blue eyes, full lips, black, thick, wavy hair."
Archer (2009)
"...against the rebirth of fascism a crime."
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh-huh."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, how about a slice?"
Archer (2009)
"So, what, why the frantic phone call?"
Archer (2009)
"Who's that, his brother?"
Archer (2009)
"Archer. What, Lana?"
Archer (2009)
"Aah!"
Archer (2009)
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