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Clips from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman - Season's Greedings (S02E02)

"- Yeah, it's okay. - It's okay? Just okay?"
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
"Are you comparing Christmas to Arbor Day?"
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"No. I'm not comparing them."
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"Well, I don't think it's waffling."
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"Just because I think it's a little..."
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"Well, maybe it is waffling a little."
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"No."
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"- Grab it. - What's she doing?"
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"Children! Oh, children!"
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"I have something I want to give to you."
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"You're not some kind of weirdo, are you, mister?"
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"- What does the gun shoot? - Use your nose."
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"Here, you can have this one."
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"- Thanks. - I want it."
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"This is mine. And so is this."
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"And I want this."
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"Give me it."
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"Greed, Miss Duffy. The rats make the children greedy!"
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"Get back here."
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"- Let's get her. - Let's get her, come on."
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"Excuse me."
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"Every toy store in Metropolis will carry them."
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"...and, oh, Miss Duffy, what a Christmas this will be."
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"- But you don't love it. - But I like it, a lot."
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"- Hi. How are you? - Hi."
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"You caught the wreath in front of the orphanage."
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"I know, honey, I'm excited too. Our very first Christmas alone together."
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"...and whoever's name you get, you get a Christmas present for."
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"- I'm in charge of it. - Sounds like fun."
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"Unwrap it and be surprised by how wonderful it is..."
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"...it's like a whale and we're minnows."
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"Well..."
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"...this year I am not going to be a minnow."
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"I'm gonna take control and I'm gonna have the Christmas I want."
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"His daughter."
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"What if I get my friend of mine to ask the stores for toys?"
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"No, Lucy, Mom can't make it. I couldn't even get Dad on the phone."
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"They kept me on hold for 20 minutes. What about you?"
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"Merry Christmas."
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"A 70-year-old lady just knocked another lady's dentures out."
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"Miss Duffy, will you put that down?"
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"I think they're the best toy you've ever made."
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"Oh, really? Do these words ring a bell, Miss Duffy?"
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""Mister, your teddy bears suck. We hate these.""
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"Children say things they don't always mean."
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"If that were only true with adults who say things like, "You're fired.""
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"Oh, thank you, Mr. Schott."
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"Being fired last Christmas was the best thing that could've happened."
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"And now, we're going to make them pay for what they did."
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"Jeez, look at all the people."
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"- Rat. - Whatever."
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"We'd like to get in, see the toy, you know, take some pictures."
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"Doesn't anybody like teddy bears anymore? Oh, is this it? What is...?"
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"- Are you all right? - Superman."
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"...so I'm asking stores to donate gifts. Would you be interested?"
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"- Give me that. Come on. - Out of my way."
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"I believe its rather unusual side effect will be to make adults act like children."
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"- No. I had it first! - Did not!"
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"Step two? There's a step two?"
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"We're ruining Christmas, Miss Duffy. It's a big job."
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"- Lois, can I just see one? - No, they're my rats."
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"- Just a look? - Just a look."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, hey, look over there."
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"What? What?"
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"...is mine and I'm not sharing."
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"- I told you guys we should have been quiet. - Clark, you are not the boss of us."
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"Those squares in magic marker?"
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"Well, I have all the rats and you don't have any."
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"Now, we still got a paper to put out and a story to do on those rats."
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"Oh, chief. Chief, give me the rats."
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"- That's it! - No, they're mine!"
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"Gee, that's really fair."
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"Clark, you want me to send you to the darkroom?"
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"- Darkroom? - You heard me."
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"Go back to your desk."
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"Doesn't anybody like fire engines anymore?"
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"I wonder if this ugly sucker shoots."
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"Are you kidding, Martha? That woman was a human knife."
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"- Merry Christmas. - Excuse me."
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"Oh, are any of those for me? Are any of those for me?"
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"Oh, there's so many. I don't know which one to choose."
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"...I just don't know what to do with you. I never spanked you. I never had to."
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"...he burned the heel off Lois' shoe."
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"Is that true, Clark?"
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"Well, she..."
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"Well, what in the world is going on?"
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"I don't know."
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"The last thing I really remember clearly was being near the elevators..."
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"Hey, check this guy out."
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"...it is the holiday season again..."
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"...smashed out of your mind on the cheapest alcohol known to man."
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"- Yeah, I would. - I would."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"For I'm a merry good fellow."
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"I don't know if I wanna spend some dumb, creepy, kissy-face Christmas."
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"I don't know."
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"And use your pinkies."
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"Superman, you're not gonna take my rats away, are you?"
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"Lois? Lois, I think we ought to wash your hands."
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"Can I have them?"
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"You too?"
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"- Who's that? - The one and only distributor of rats."
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"I'll get dressed."
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"Well, my price just doubled."
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"You don't wanna buy, you don't have to buy."
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"What am I, nuts? What am I, stupid? Don't let the door hit you in the butt going out."
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"- I'll distract, you grab. Go! - Joanne, let me ask you."
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"- I want! I love the Space Rats! - No! No, no, no."
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"- No! - No, I want the Space Rat!"
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"Joanne! Joanne!"
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"Mr. Schott, this is hard for me to say..."
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"I'm still marvelous to them."
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"...I used to always watch you when you left the office every night."
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"- Oh, why, Mr. Schott... - I remember watching you at the bus stop."
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"It always made me feel so sad."
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"Oh, Mr. Schott. It's so very..."
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"And this."
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"I mean, after all, what are we doing anyway?"
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"It's not as if we're foisting something on the public they don't want, right?"
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