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Clips from Let's Go to Prison (2006)

I will represent Nelson with the help of our dipshit department.

"I will represent Nelson with the help of our dipshit department."

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Super!

"Super!"

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The Honorable Judge Eva Fwae-Wan presiding.

"The Honorable Judge Eva Fwae-Wan presiding."

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Permission to approach, Your Honor.

"Permission to approach, Your Honor."

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Look, I'm gonna be frank.

"Look, I'm gonna be frank."

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Those guys.

"Those guys."

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You got better things to do, I got better things to do.

"You got better things to do, I got better things to do."

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We both know all I'm gonna get is a slap on the old wrist

"We both know all I'm gonna get is a slap on the old wrist"

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and a formal apology

"and a formal apology"

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and a case of champagne from the governor.

"and a case of champagne from the governor."

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Why don't we all just try to move this thing along

"Why don't we all just try to move this thing along"

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Well, Mr. Biederman, off the record,

"Well, Mr. Biederman, off the record,"

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I am going to hurry this along,

"I am going to hurry this along,"

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Trial by jury,

"Trial by jury,"

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Juries are made up of 12 people who are so dumb

"Juries are made up of 12 people who are so dumb"

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they couldn't even think up an excuse to get out of jury duty,

"they couldn't even think up an excuse to get out of jury duty,"

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I'm just proud to be a part of the American judicimal system.

"I'm just proud to be a part of the American judicimal system."

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I mean, uh, judaical.

"I mean, uh, judaical."

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I was so happy to be picked for jury duty.

"I was so happy to be picked for jury duty."

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It's Iike watching Court TV,

"It's Iike watching Court TV,"

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except I'm in the TV,

"except I'm in the TV,"

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just Iike the boy from Willy Wonka,

"just Iike the boy from Willy Wonka,"

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Before my daddy died, he taught me one thing.

"Before my daddy died, he taught me one thing."

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No. Jewidecimal system.

"No. Jewidecimal system."

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That ain't right.

"That ain't right."

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Mr. Hinkley?

"Mr. Hinkley?"

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,"

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you've all seen Jurassic Park

"you've all seen Jurassic Park"

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and yet you're aware that Jeff Goldblum has

"and yet you're aware that Jeff Goldblum has"

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on a TV not unlike that one.

"on a TV not unlike that one."

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I rest my case.

"I rest my case."

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,"

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have you reached a verdict?

"have you reached a verdict?"

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quilty.

"quilty."

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FWAE-WAN: Do you mean guilty?

"FWAE-WAN: Do you mean guilty?"

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Oh, yeah. Well, it kind of Iooked Iike it was a Q.

"Oh, yeah. Well, it kind of Iooked Iike it was a Q."

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in the Rossmore State Correctional Facility.

"in the Rossmore State Correctional Facility."

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(WHOOPS)

"(WHOOPS)"

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Fuck, fuck, fuck.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck."

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is gonna get beaten, tortured, raped,

"is gonna get beaten, tortured, raped,"

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psychologically abused and raped some more

"psychologically abused and raped some more"

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by the so-called justice system,

"by the so-called justice system,"

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I feels like it's prom night

"I feels like it's prom night"

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and everyone else is porking my date,

"and everyone else is porking my date,"

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I'm gonna have a heart attack if you don't give me my medication,,,

"I'm gonna have a heart attack if you don't give me my medication,,,"

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You see this all the time, Ma'am, please, we need to talk to Derek right now,

"You see this all the time, Ma'am, please, we need to talk to Derek right now,"

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Oh, fuck you, I don't even know where he could be,,,

"Oh, fuck you, I don't even know where he could be,,,"

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Can we talk to him?

"Can we talk to him?"

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Hey, John, you okay?

"Hey, John, you okay?"

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You seem sort of...

"You seem sort of..."

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CIinically depressed. Yeah.

"CIinically depressed. Yeah."

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I don't know, guys.

"I don't know, guys."

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# Just break some laws and you get in free

"# Just break some laws and you get in free"

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# Stir

"# Stir"

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# Big house

"# Big house"

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# Lock up

"# Lock up"

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# Oh, ho-ho, Lord

"# Oh, ho-ho, Lord"

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# In Angola, Attica, Sing Sing

"# In Angola, Attica, Sing Sing"

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# Prison, Alcatraz

"# Prison, Alcatraz"

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

"(MUSIC PLAYING)"

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I'd have 15 cents,

"I'd have 15 cents,"

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The machine works,

"The machine works,"

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Guilty.

"Guilty."

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Starting with His Honor himself,

"Starting with His Honor himself,"

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shit in his pillowcase, burn down his garage,

"shit in his pillowcase, burn down his garage,"

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Robbed.

"Robbed."

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That's why I need you to be part of,,,

"That's why I need you to be part of,,,"

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Where the hell are you guys?

"Where the hell are you guys?"

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Well, what you got, Nelson?

"Well, what you got, Nelson?"

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(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)

"(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)"

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(GLASS SMASHING)

"(GLASS SMASHING)"

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(SCREAMS)

"(SCREAMS)"

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I'II buy this place and have it burned to the ground.

"I'II buy this place and have it burned to the ground."

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Case number 9741,

"Case number 9741,"

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FWAE-WAN: What is it, Mr. Biederman?

"FWAE-WAN: What is it, Mr. Biederman?"

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Prosecution, present your case!

"Prosecution, present your case!"

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Judaical system?

"Judaical system?"

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(GRUNTING)

"(GRUNTING)"

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Even though you've seen it with your own eyes

"Even though you've seen it with your own eyes"

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Do you own this house? I mean,,,

"Do you own this house? I mean,,,"

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And you know what? I need my medication,

"And you know what? I need my medication,"

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and watching guys get arrested on TV?

"and watching guys get arrested on TV?"

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Yup, My whole life's been leading up to this,

"Yup, My whole life's been leading up to this,"

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Five-to-seven?

"Five-to-seven?"

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What's your name?

"What's your name?"

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(SCOFFS)

"(SCOFFS)"

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Just make sure that under return address, you write the word asshole,

"Just make sure that under return address, you write the word asshole,"

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MAN 4: He's got some pretty eyes. Pretty Iips.

"MAN 4: He's got some pretty eyes. Pretty Iips."

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WARDEN: Come on, that was funny.

"WARDEN: Come on, that was funny."

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Nobody's here to relax, and once you're in,

"Nobody's here to relax, and once you're in,"

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there's only one quick way out,

"there's only one quick way out,"

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It's disgusting.

"It's disgusting."

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(CRYING)

"(CRYING)"

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Who's the new guy?

"Who's the new guy?"

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So now what do we do?

"So now what do we do?"

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Hmm?

"Hmm?"

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which comes out to $75 million a day nationally,

"which comes out to $75 million a day nationally,"

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MAN: Hey, come on, hurry up.

"MAN: Hey, come on, hurry up."

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How do you know all this stuff, John?

"How do you know all this stuff, John?"

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Why?

"Why?"

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all the boys would push their books down onto the floor.

"all the boys would push their books down onto the floor."

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You told me to.

"You told me to."

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I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry."

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doing in a place Iike this?

"doing in a place Iike this?"

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Hey, he's my property, dickmonster.

"Hey, he's my property, dickmonster."

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MAN 2: Hurry it up. A Iot of people waiting.

"MAN 2: Hurry it up. A Iot of people waiting."

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(SLURPING)

"(SLURPING)"

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(BANGING ON CELL)

"(BANGING ON CELL)"

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Would you Iike some merlot?

"Would you Iike some merlot?"

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don't you ever Iie to Barry again, you hear me?

"don't you ever Iie to Barry again, you hear me?"

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You are my property, to do with as I please,

"You are my property, to do with as I please,"

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on how much one of Jesus' turds weighed.

"on how much one of Jesus' turds weighed."

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apologize to him, and put this entire thing behind us.

"apologize to him, and put this entire thing behind us."

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I know that we did not start

"I know that we did not start"

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under the best of circumstances,

"under the best of circumstances,"

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The way I see it is you still got three options.

"The way I see it is you still got three options."

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Well, just stand right here. Okay?

"Well, just stand right here. Okay?"

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MAN 1: Watch it! MAN 2: That ain't mine. It's cool.

"MAN 1: Watch it! MAN 2: That ain't mine. It's cool."

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Had enough of yourself already?

"Had enough of yourself already?"

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JOHN: What do you mean?

"JOHN: What do you mean?"

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