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Clips from Let's Go to Prison (2006)

Let's go, Barry.

"Let's go, Barry."

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but this one definitely falls into that category,

"but this one definitely falls into that category,"

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Hey, you think I could grab a ride from you guys?

"Hey, you think I could grab a ride from you guys?"

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(LAUGHING)

"(LAUGHING)"

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Can you believe this guy?

"Can you believe this guy?"

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are big fans of Wine Aficionado magazine

"are big fans of Wine Aficionado magazine"

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and I have to confess that we are very eager to hear your opinion.

"and I have to confess that we are very eager to hear your opinion."

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Be careful for what you wish for, gentlemen.

"Be careful for what you wish for, gentlemen."

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Watch yourself.

"Watch yourself."

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A trace of ammonia or some other sort of disinfectant?

"A trace of ammonia or some other sort of disinfectant?"

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No, it's ammonia.

"No, it's ammonia."

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I see. Well, then I'm done with it.

"I see. Well, then I'm done with it."

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Well, at Ieast Iet us introduce you

"Well, at Ieast Iet us introduce you"

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to our head vintner. He came up with...

"to our head vintner. He came up with..."

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Gentlemen, I don't need to taste your wine nor meet your head vintner

"Gentlemen, I don't need to taste your wine nor meet your head vintner"

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that this wine is a piece of shit...

"that this wine is a piece of shit..."

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A Iittle piece of heaven?

"A Iittle piece of heaven?"

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See, we're a family here

"See, we're a family here"

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and our grapes are a part of that family.

"and our grapes are a part of that family."

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And they know that we'd do anything for them.

"And they know that we'd do anything for them."

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For instance, if some outsider,

"For instance, if some outsider,"

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say, some shit-eating fruit fly were to come in here

"say, some shit-eating fruit fly were to come in here"

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me and my brothers over there,

"me and my brothers over there,"

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would stop at nothing to protect them,

"would stop at nothing to protect them,"

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and they know that.

"and they know that."

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So that is why I think

"So that is why I think"

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on your next review.

"on your next review."

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Because you can taste the Iove in every sip.

"Because you can taste the Iove in every sip."

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Okay?

"Okay?"

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Yes, I...

"Yes, I..."

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Of course. 100 it is.

"Of course. 100 it is."

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(GAGGING)

"(GAGGING)"

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Goddamn, is that sweet.

"Goddamn, is that sweet."

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John, isn't this great?

"John, isn't this great?"

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(MELLOW SONG PLAYING)

"(MELLOW SONG PLAYING)"

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(LET'S GO TO PRISON PLAYING)

"(LET'S GO TO PRISON PLAYING)"

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# Your name's a number

"# Your name's a number"

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# Throw out that list of things to do

"# Throw out that list of things to do"

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# Let's go to prison, Stir

"# Let's go to prison, Stir"

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# Now, it's corrections officer, not called a guard

"# Now, it's corrections officer, not called a guard"

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# It's zone defense, do what you can

"# It's zone defense, do what you can"

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# Let's go to prison

"# Let's go to prison"

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# Trading smokes for toilet booze

"# Trading smokes for toilet booze"

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# You know you're innocent

"# You know you're innocent"

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# But as long as you're here

"# But as long as you're here"

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JOHN: Our justice system sucks,

"JOHN: Our justice system sucks,"

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and enough people are raped in prison

"and enough people are raped in prison"

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It all started when I was eight years old,

"It all started when I was eight years old,"

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I stole the Publishers Clearing House prize patrol van,

"I stole the Publishers Clearing House prize patrol van,"

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They caught me when I tried to cash the giant check,

"They caught me when I tried to cash the giant check,"

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Guilty.

"Guilty."

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You see, Johnny,

"You see, Johnny,"

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is so that we can help guide

"is so that we can help guide"

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all the Iittle boys with big dreams

"all the Iittle boys with big dreams"

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and so that we could help protect them

"and so that we could help protect them"

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Seven years, juvenile detention.

"Seven years, juvenile detention."

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began my trip through the justice machine,

"began my trip through the justice machine,"

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It took me, a confused child,

"It took me, a confused child,"

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and turned me into a for-real, no-shit felon,

"and turned me into a for-real, no-shit felon,"

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Hit the ground, motherfuckers

"Hit the ground, motherfuckers"

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Motherfucker.

"Motherfucker."

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Four years, and if being a moron were a crime, Mr. Lyshitski,

"Four years, and if being a moron were a crime, Mr. Lyshitski,"

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JOHN: I got out again when I was 24,

"JOHN: I got out again when I was 24,"

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sent me back when I was 24 and a half,

"sent me back when I was 24 and a half,"

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Four to seven years.

"Four to seven years."

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JOHN: I'm out again, and I intend to spread the pain around,

"JOHN: I'm out again, and I intend to spread the pain around,"

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Then I'll get really creative,

"Then I'll get really creative,"

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Hello?

"Hello?"

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Hi. Is this the municipal courthouse?

"Hi. Is this the municipal courthouse?"

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Great. My name is Ken Kennedy.

"Great. My name is Ken Kennedy."

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Yes, we're doing a story down here

"Yes, we're doing a story down here"

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on some of the city's Iongest-serving public figures

"on some of the city's Iongest-serving public figures"

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and we would Iove to see Judge Nelson Biederman III at work.

"and we would Iove to see Judge Nelson Biederman III at work."

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And how Iong ago did you say that he died?

"And how Iong ago did you say that he died?"

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15 bucks for a Iap dance.

"15 bucks for a Iap dance."

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Yeah, I'm not that horny. I just got out of prison.

"Yeah, I'm not that horny. I just got out of prison."

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JOHN: Holy shit!

"JOHN: Holy shit!"

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I guess when one door slams shut, another one swings open,

"I guess when one door slams shut, another one swings open,"

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I give you now the new chairman of the Biederman Foundation

"I give you now the new chairman of the Biederman Foundation"

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whose generosity has made this all possible,

"whose generosity has made this all possible,"

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I want to thank you all for attending this honorarium

"I want to thank you all for attending this honorarium"

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for my dear, departed Daddy,

"for my dear, departed Daddy,"

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Now, boys and girls, are you ready to have your minds blown?

"Now, boys and girls, are you ready to have your minds blown?"

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a $7-million, original Yoko Ono,

"a $7-million, original Yoko Ono,"

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Well, those people didn't grow up on these streets,

"Well, those people didn't grow up on these streets,"

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And maybe I didn't either,

"And maybe I didn't either,"

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but I am forced to drive through here on my way to the airport

"but I am forced to drive through here on my way to the airport"

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and I believe that anything that I can do

"and I believe that anything that I can do"

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to make your lives and my drive more beautiful is worth doing,

"to make your lives and my drive more beautiful is worth doing,"

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That's why I, Nelson Biederman IV,

"That's why I, Nelson Biederman IV,"

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in honor of my late father, officially declare

"in honor of my late father, officially declare"

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DUANE: Biederman Foundation, Duane.

"DUANE: Biederman Foundation, Duane."

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Who is this? Nelson. Listen to me, Duane.

"Who is this? Nelson. Listen to me, Duane."

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That is the Iast time that I go to

"That is the Iast time that I go to"

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one of those goddamn events with Sergeant Barker.

"one of those goddamn events with Sergeant Barker."

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the dog that hates crack and stuff, Listen to me, Duane,

"the dog that hates crack and stuff, Listen to me, Duane,"

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I'm gonna be in the office in half an hour.

"I'm gonna be in the office in half an hour."

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When I get there, there better be a Fresca waiting for me

"When I get there, there better be a Fresca waiting for me"

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I want it to be a fucking Fresca! Do you understand me?

"I want it to be a fucking Fresca! Do you understand me?"

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Oh my. Look at this.

"Oh my. Look at this."

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(GRUNTS)

"(GRUNTS)"

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(IN KOREAN)

"(IN KOREAN)"

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(IN KOREAN)

"(IN KOREAN)"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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(SIRENS WAILING) JOHN: Look at this,

"(SIRENS WAILING) JOHN: Look at this,"

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Old Nelson IV's got his pinky caught in the same machine his daddy threw me into,

"Old Nelson IV's got his pinky caught in the same machine his daddy threw me into,"

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the best course of action would be for you to plead guilty,

"the best course of action would be for you to plead guilty,"

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plea bargain to keep this as quiet as possible,

"plea bargain to keep this as quiet as possible,"

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and step down as chairman of the Foundation,

"and step down as chairman of the Foundation,"

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Well, then, you tell the boys in the Iegal department

"Well, then, you tell the boys in the Iegal department"

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because I am innocent.

"because I am innocent."

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You, or one of those other cadaverous bag-of-bone a-holes

"You, or one of those other cadaverous bag-of-bone a-holes"

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sitting at that table,

"sitting at that table,"

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get down here and get me out of here

"get down here and get me out of here"

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or you're all gonna be replaced! You got it, Duane?

"or you're all gonna be replaced! You got it, Duane?"

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Well, should we call the governor?

"Well, should we call the governor?"

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That would get him out.

"That would get him out."

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Does anybody here want him out?

"Does anybody here want him out?"

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(CLEARING THROAT)

"(CLEARING THROAT)"

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Okay. How about this?

"Okay. How about this?"

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