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Clips from Let's Go to Prison (2006)

What difference does it make?

"What difference does it make?"

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You're getting out tomorrow and I'm proud of you.

"You're getting out tomorrow and I'm proud of you."

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Really? Really.

"Really? Really."

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In fact, I snuck you in a going-away present.

"In fact, I snuck you in a going-away present."

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Good Iuck at your hearing. I'II see you in 1-to-3.

"Good Iuck at your hearing. I'II see you in 1-to-3."

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Thank you, John. Okay.

"Thank you, John. Okay."

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Why is it already opened?

"Why is it already opened?"

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I opened it for you. What for?

"I opened it for you. What for?"

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You don't trust me?

"You don't trust me?"

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After all we've been through?

"After all we've been through?"

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the second friend put a roofie in it?

"the second friend put a roofie in it?"

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Wow. Well, that hurts, pal.

"Wow. Well, that hurts, pal."

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That hurts.

"That hurts."

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and then I bust my nuts getting you this goddamn fruity soda

"and then I bust my nuts getting you this goddamn fruity soda"

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and you think I'm up to something?

"and you think I'm up to something?"

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I thought we were friends.

"I thought we were friends."

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In fact, you might be the best friend I've ever had.

"In fact, you might be the best friend I've ever had."

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The taste of freedom.

"The taste of freedom."

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Oh, John, what would this world be Iike without...

"Oh, John, what would this world be Iike without..."

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So, Mr. Biederman,

"So, Mr. Biederman,"

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do you feel you're ready to re-enter society?

"do you feel you're ready to re-enter society?"

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Absolutely.

"Absolutely."

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I intend to stand up for what I know is right.

"I intend to stand up for what I know is right."

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JOHN: When the parole board gets through with der Führer,

"JOHN: When the parole board gets through with der Führer,"

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two things are going to happen,

"two things are going to happen,"

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right in between Charles Manson and the Unabomber's,

"right in between Charles Manson and the Unabomber's,"

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And two, Nelson's going to be pissed as hell at me,

"And two, Nelson's going to be pissed as hell at me,"

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Why'd you do it, John?

"Why'd you do it, John?"

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Okay, you want to know why? I knew your dad.

"Okay, you want to know why? I knew your dad."

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What? Yeah. The judge.

"What? Yeah. The judge."

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No! It's ironic!

"No! It's ironic!"

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and I don't even get an invitation?

"and I don't even get an invitation?"

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'Cause goddamn it, I want a front-row seat to that catfight.

"'Cause goddamn it, I want a front-row seat to that catfight."

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You two want to kill each other? Great, stupendous.

"You two want to kill each other? Great, stupendous."

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Save everybody else around here the hassle. But this is my prison.

"Save everybody else around here the hassle. But this is my prison."

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And if you two are going to fight,

"And if you two are going to fight,"

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So, how's...

"So, how's..."

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How's Friday sound, huh? Friday good? Say, rec yard?

"How's Friday sound, huh? Friday good? Say, rec yard?"

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Fight to the death?

"Fight to the death?"

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Sounds Iike a yes to me.

"Sounds Iike a yes to me."

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Sounds Iike a yes.

"Sounds Iike a yes."

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If you Iose, you die. If you win, you die.

"If you Iose, you die. If you win, you die."

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The difference is I kill the winner. It'II be quick.

"The difference is I kill the winner. It'II be quick."

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JOHN: In one year, I've proven that the machine

"JOHN: In one year, I've proven that the machine"

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The only flaw in my plan was now I'm locked in a cage with him,

"The only flaw in my plan was now I'm locked in a cage with him,"

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Friday, the yard. John versus Nelson. Fight to the death.

"Friday, the yard. John versus Nelson. Fight to the death."

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That's awesome. Hey, how much does brain damage pay?

"That's awesome. Hey, how much does brain damage pay?"

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I'II put two cartons on Richie Rich taking Lyshitski down.

"I'II put two cartons on Richie Rich taking Lyshitski down."

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Sure.

"Sure."

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Only took me a second to get the cash.

"Only took me a second to get the cash."

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Second mortgage.

"Second mortgage."

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(WHISTLES)

"(WHISTLES)"

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Biederman, you got a visitor!

"Biederman, you got a visitor!"

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You're really getting Iiberal with the Taser.

"You're really getting Iiberal with the Taser."

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I told them it was all because of you.

"I told them it was all because of you."

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you the Ashford to my Simpson.

"you the Ashford to my Simpson."

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The Peaches to my Herb.

"The Peaches to my Herb."

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The Shields to my Yarnell.

"The Shields to my Yarnell."

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Barry, you should be happy. Barry, you're free.

"Barry, you should be happy. Barry, you're free."

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You know I can't be happy without you, baby.

"You know I can't be happy without you, baby."

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I got to get you out.

"I got to get you out."

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That's very kind of you, Barry,

"That's very kind of you, Barry,"

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but you've got to Iisten to me.

"but you've got to Iisten to me."

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The only way that I'm getting out of here is in a body bag.

"The only way that I'm getting out of here is in a body bag."

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'cause I wanna be sewn right in there with your ass.

"'cause I wanna be sewn right in there with your ass."

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That's very sweet, Barry.

"That's very sweet, Barry."

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I wish there were something I could do for you.

"I wish there were something I could do for you."

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You're the closest thing to family I've ever had.

"You're the closest thing to family I've ever had."

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Damn it!

"Damn it!"

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and there's a gentleman here to see you,

"and there's a gentleman here to see you,"

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Well, tell him to wait. Hello.

"Well, tell him to wait. Hello."

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Nelson, is that you? You allowed to make phone calls now?

"Nelson, is that you? You allowed to make phone calls now?"

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Only to my lawyer, I want out, Now,

"Only to my lawyer, I want out, Now,"

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I'm sorry, sir.

"I'm sorry, sir."

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There's nothing we can do.

"There's nothing we can do."

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Our hands are tied.

"Our hands are tied."

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Well, in that case, I'll just have to turn control

"Well, in that case, I'll just have to turn control"

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he'll be the one running things for me until I'm out,

"he'll be the one running things for me until I'm out,"

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I'm sorry, did you say your son?

"I'm sorry, did you say your son?"

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I think you'll enjoy working for him,

"I think you'll enjoy working for him,"

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He's a real sweetheart,

"He's a real sweetheart,"

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(BANGING ON DOOR)

"(BANGING ON DOOR)"

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What the hell are you doing in my office, biatch?

"What the hell are you doing in my office, biatch?"

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Mr. Shanahan. Sir.

"Mr. Shanahan. Sir."

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If you have knowledge of anything untoward

"If you have knowledge of anything untoward"

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happening amongst the inmate population,

"happening amongst the inmate population,"

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(ALL LAUGHING) Oh.

"(ALL LAUGHING) Oh."

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Give me 50 bucks on that preppy asshole.

"Give me 50 bucks on that preppy asshole."

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Oh, Warden, that is my sense of humor right there, Warden.

"Oh, Warden, that is my sense of humor right there, Warden."

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AII right! You both know the rules!

"AII right! You both know the rules!"

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Whoever dies first Ioses!

"Whoever dies first Ioses!"

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CROWD: Nelson! Nelson! Nelson! Nelson!

"CROWD: Nelson! Nelson! Nelson! Nelson!"

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Get him, man!

"Get him, man!"

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Wow, that is so cool.

"Wow, that is so cool."

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I saw a dress made out of credit cards

"I saw a dress made out of credit cards"

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That's what gave me the idea.

"That's what gave me the idea."

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I Iike it. I got one for you.

"I Iike it. I got one for you."

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What is that? Industrial disinfectant.

"What is that? Industrial disinfectant."

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See you in hell, Lyshitski!

"See you in hell, Lyshitski!"

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You bet, bud.

"You bet, bud."

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Don't do it, John.

"Don't do it, John."

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never trust anybody.

"never trust anybody."

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AII right, get them out of here before they start stinking.

"AII right, get them out of here before they start stinking."

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DUANE: Here's the rest of the necessary paperwork.

"DUANE: Here's the rest of the necessary paperwork."

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you're entitled to the entire trust.

"you're entitled to the entire trust."

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The only way that I'm getting out of here is in a body bag.

"The only way that I'm getting out of here is in a body bag."

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Pigeon saliva mixed with bat guano, and tar as an emulsifier.

"Pigeon saliva mixed with bat guano, and tar as an emulsifier."

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What took you so Iong?

"What took you so Iong?"

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Hey, come on. Give me a break, baby.

"Hey, come on. Give me a break, baby."

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I had to wait for all those white people to Ieave.

"I had to wait for all those white people to Ieave."

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We're fucked. We got to work together.

"We're fucked. We got to work together."

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Okay, but don't fuck me on this one.

"Okay, but don't fuck me on this one."

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Well, hold on, now, baby duck,

"Well, hold on, now, baby duck,"

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there is such a thing as karma.

"there is such a thing as karma."

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We don't want to get on the wrong side of that.

"We don't want to get on the wrong side of that."

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We got the rest of our Iives to Iive.

"We got the rest of our Iives to Iive."

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Hey, wait a minute, now.

"Hey, wait a minute, now."

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If it wasn't for this asshole, we would've never met.

"If it wasn't for this asshole, we would've never met."

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Oh, thank God.

"Oh, thank God."

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AII right, so that's it, John.

"AII right, so that's it, John."

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