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Clips from Let's Go to Prison (2006)

I dream about Iining up the ass-wipes

"I dream about Iining up the ass-wipes"

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and cutting off their dicks.

"and cutting off their dicks."

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From one vicious motherfucker to another.

"From one vicious motherfucker to another."

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Good Iuck with the rest of the second grade and stay free.

"Good Iuck with the rest of the second grade and stay free."

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I'm sorry I missed your Ietter, Billy.

"I'm sorry I missed your Ietter, Billy."

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Okay. Jane, you're next.

"Okay. Jane, you're next."

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Hey, Nelson, I'm gonna take a quick walk.

"Hey, Nelson, I'm gonna take a quick walk."

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See you Iater.

"See you Iater."

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(CLEARING THROAT)

"(CLEARING THROAT)"

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You know, it's times Iike this

"You know, it's times Iike this"

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when I think about something my dad once said to me.

"when I think about something my dad once said to me."

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He said, Oh, God, please don't kill me

"He said, Oh, God, please don't kill me"

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Hey! I don't need any help here.

"Hey! I don't need any help here."

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MAN: Hey, Iet's hold it down in here.

"MAN: Hey, Iet's hold it down in here."

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Ring around the rosy.

"Ring around the rosy."

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LYNARD: Well, hee-haw. What have we here?

"LYNARD: Well, hee-haw. What have we here?"

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That's mine.

"That's mine."

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You're holding out on your old pal Lynard.

"You're holding out on your old pal Lynard."

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No, Lynard, it's not that, it's... It's my Iast fix.

"No, Lynard, it's not that, it's... It's my Iast fix."

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Oh, yeah.

"Oh, yeah."

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but please don't make me face it sober.

"but please don't make me face it sober."

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Screw yourself, dickhead.

"Screw yourself, dickhead."

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I'm begging you.

"I'm begging you."

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Don't do it.

"Don't do it."

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Don't throw me into the briar patch.

"Don't throw me into the briar patch."

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Do what?

"Do what?"

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If you weren't such a white-supremacist asshole,

"If you weren't such a white-supremacist asshole,"

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I did what I had to do.

"I did what I had to do."

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You heard the man. Back up, boys.

"You heard the man. Back up, boys."

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Well, that was pretty goddamn weird.

"Well, that was pretty goddamn weird."

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You know, you're gonna get another 20 years for that.

"You know, you're gonna get another 20 years for that."

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For what? I didn't do anything.

"For what? I didn't do anything."

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I got the needle right here.

"I got the needle right here."

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What did you say? Hmm?

"What did you say? Hmm?"

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Oh shit, John.

"Oh shit, John."

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Just play it cool, amigo,

"Just play it cool, amigo,"

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No, man, I don't want any Biederman action.

"No, man, I don't want any Biederman action."

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Lynard was the kind of dickhead who gives Nazis a bad name.

"Lynard was the kind of dickhead who gives Nazis a bad name."

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So anyway, from now on, White Kingdom's got your back.

"So anyway, from now on, White Kingdom's got your back."

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Yeah. Brother. White Kingdom.

"Yeah. Brother. White Kingdom."

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White Kingdom. MAN: White Kingdom. Yeah.

"White Kingdom. MAN: White Kingdom. Yeah."

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Your fat ass is stinking up Biederman's seat.

"Your fat ass is stinking up Biederman's seat."

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Pop up.

"Pop up."

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Look, I don't want no trouble.

"Look, I don't want no trouble."

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Pussy. Pussy.

"Pussy. Pussy."

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So are you gonna move or do my friends have to move you for me?

"So are you gonna move or do my friends have to move you for me?"

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Good, because I don't take no crap from no

"Good, because I don't take no crap from no"

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Lucian Freud-Iooking pussies Iike you.

"Lucian Freud-Iooking pussies Iike you."

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Wow. I really, really can't believe that worked.

"Wow. I really, really can't believe that worked."

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Of all the bathroom stalls in all the correctional facilities in all the world,

"Of all the bathroom stalls in all the correctional facilities in all the world,"

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he walks into mine.

"he walks into mine."

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Barry finally pitches, Pisces catches,

"Barry finally pitches, Pisces catches,"

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(SNICKERING)

"(SNICKERING)"

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Don't even think about it, Barry.

"Don't even think about it, Barry."

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but I thought we'd gotten past

"but I thought we'd gotten past"

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this point in our relationship.

"this point in our relationship."

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What are you talking about?

"What are you talking about?"

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Well, over the Iast few months

"Well, over the Iast few months"

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Thought you felt the same way, but I see now.

"Thought you felt the same way, but I see now."

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I've been Iiving in a fool's paradise.

"I've been Iiving in a fool's paradise."

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Look, I should really get back to...

"Look, I should really get back to..."

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Is this how you treat someone you Iove?

"Is this how you treat someone you Iove?"

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

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Maybe.

"Maybe."

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Oh, shit!

"Oh, shit!"

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if you wasn't scared I was gonna cut your nuts off.

"if you wasn't scared I was gonna cut your nuts off."

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Look, Barry...

"Look, Barry..."

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Pisces.

"Pisces."

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Did he touch you, boss? We'II gut him, right here.

"Did he touch you, boss? We'II gut him, right here."

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Sorry. That was me. Keep going.

"Sorry. That was me. Keep going."

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I'm giving him a pass this time.

"I'm giving him a pass this time."

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You, Lyshitski, in the hole!

"You, Lyshitski, in the hole!"

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Are you kidding me? I didn't even do anything.

"Are you kidding me? I didn't even do anything."

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They're over there. I'm over here.

"They're over there. I'm over here."

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Don't you have eyes?

"Don't you have eyes?"

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In the hole!

"In the hole!"

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You dodge right, it shifts left,

"You dodge right, it shifts left,"

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You think you're on top of it, suddenly you're underneath it,

"You think you're on top of it, suddenly you're underneath it,"

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The ass end of the punch-line,

"The ass end of the punch-line,"

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During my retreat, Nelson had become king of the crapper,

"During my retreat, Nelson had become king of the crapper,"

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and nobody seemed to flinch,

"and nobody seemed to flinch,"

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Just the opposite,

"Just the opposite,"

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They're eating up his fancy-ass rich-boy act

"They're eating up his fancy-ass rich-boy act"

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So at exactly the appointed minute

"So at exactly the appointed minute"

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when old LaRoche's back is turned,

"when old LaRoche's back is turned,"

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all the boys shoved their books onto the floor.

"all the boys shoved their books onto the floor."

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He didn't know what hit him.

"He didn't know what hit him."

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Five, six, seven, eight...

"Five, six, seven, eight..."

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Go, John. Go, John.

"Go, John. Go, John."

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Hey, John. Hey.

"Hey, John. Hey."

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Didn't see you there.

"Didn't see you there."

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You know, I've been meaning to talk to you about something.

"You know, I've been meaning to talk to you about something."

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What's that? Remember when I first got in here?

"What's that? Remember when I first got in here?"

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I had the balls of a soufflé, I'II be honest with you.

"I had the balls of a soufflé, I'II be honest with you."

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But you changed that, John, you really did. Did I?

"But you changed that, John, you really did. Did I?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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I owe everything that I am today to you, John. I really do.

"I owe everything that I am today to you, John. I really do."

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I mean, you gave me my self-esteem back.

"I mean, you gave me my self-esteem back."

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I've got the Iove of a man. Wow, good!

"I've got the Iove of a man. Wow, good!"

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AII the things that you could want.

"AII the things that you could want."

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give you something, John, I do. Perfect! Yeah.

"give you something, John, I do. Perfect! Yeah."

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Can I get you some cigarettes? No. I'm good.

"Can I get you some cigarettes? No. I'm good."

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What about porn? Cigarettes and porn? No. I'm good.

"What about porn? Cigarettes and porn? No. I'm good."

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John, you're the greatest.

"John, you're the greatest."

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I wanna say, from the bottom of my heart... Yeah?

"I wanna say, from the bottom of my heart... Yeah?"

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Thank you. (CHUCKLES) Okay.

"Thank you. (CHUCKLES) Okay."

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Come on!

"Come on!"

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JOHN: How did this happen?

"JOHN: How did this happen?"

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Hold still. You got to Iook good for court.

"Hold still. You got to Iook good for court."

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You wanna go out tonight?

"You wanna go out tonight?"

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Me and some of the guys were thinking about

"Me and some of the guys were thinking about"

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drinking some toilet wine,

"drinking some toilet wine,"

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Or we could just stay in and drink toilet wine here.

"Or we could just stay in and drink toilet wine here."

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Well, I've got to hand it to you, buddy.

"Well, I've got to hand it to you, buddy."

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You're a bigger man than I thought you were.

"You're a bigger man than I thought you were."

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They beat you up,

"They beat you up,"

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they robbed you of your dignity,

"they robbed you of your dignity,"

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they pissed in your food,

"they pissed in your food,"

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but they didn't break you.

"but they didn't break you."

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you're probably gonna get paroled tomorrow.

"you're probably gonna get paroled tomorrow."

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