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Clips from Let's Go to Prison (2006)

MAN: You gonna say it to my fist!

"MAN: You gonna say it to my fist!"

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Come on, man!

"Come on, man!"

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What's with the robe, John?

"What's with the robe, John?"

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you got to order something every now and again.

"you got to order something every now and again."

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Figured I'd get more use out of this than a Miracle Bra.

"Figured I'd get more use out of this than a Miracle Bra."

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Lyshitski, garbage detail!

"Lyshitski, garbage detail!"

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Oh, spooky.

"Oh, spooky."

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Looks Iike he has to take a shit. Come on!

"Looks Iike he has to take a shit. Come on!"

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JOHN: Hold the fort, amigo,

"JOHN: Hold the fort, amigo,"

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Hey, thanks, Shanahan.

"Hey, thanks, Shanahan."

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I'd Iike to apologize for the crassness of my associates.

"I'd Iike to apologize for the crassness of my associates."

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What a delightful force of nature, serendipity.

"What a delightful force of nature, serendipity."

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Yummy.

"Yummy."

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Look here, Nelson, can I ask you a question?

"Look here, Nelson, can I ask you a question?"

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Does my ass Iook big to you?

"Does my ass Iook big to you?"

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No? Liar!

"No? Liar!"

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I ought to cut your stinking-ass, Iying throat for Iying!

"I ought to cut your stinking-ass, Iying throat for Iying!"

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You wear it very well.

"You wear it very well."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Well.

"Well."

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But Iook here, now,

"But Iook here, now,"

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I'm gonna have to remove your genitals and put them in a shoebox.

"I'm gonna have to remove your genitals and put them in a shoebox."

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You understand?

"You understand?"

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Yeah. So now I'm going to tell you a Iittle secret, Nelson.

"Yeah. So now I'm going to tell you a Iittle secret, Nelson."

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(SIGHS)

"(SIGHS)"

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Boy, I go apeshit for Chuck Mangione.

"Boy, I go apeshit for Chuck Mangione."

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(SIGHS)

"(SIGHS)"

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You're new here, so Iet me tell you how this shit go.

"You're new here, so Iet me tell you how this shit go."

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You see, I own you, Iittle Pisces.

"You see, I own you, Iittle Pisces."

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but we don't have to do everything tonight. Hell, we got three to five.

"but we don't have to do everything tonight. Hell, we got three to five."

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So for now

"So for now"

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Sorry.

"Sorry."

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I can't.

"I can't."

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Oh, baby.

"Oh, baby."

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Come on. Eskimo.

"Come on. Eskimo."

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Oh, come on now.

"Oh, come on now."

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You didn't think old Barry was going to

"You didn't think old Barry was going to"

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just take advantage on the first date, did you?

"just take advantage on the first date, did you?"

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If you did,

"If you did,"

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then I guess you just don't know Barry.

"then I guess you just don't know Barry."

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No, no.

"No, no."

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Prepare to be wooed

"Prepare to be wooed"

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by the master.

"by the master."

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my name is Nelson Biederman IV,

"my name is Nelson Biederman IV,"

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In this hell-hole,

"In this hell-hole,"

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I've had my ass kicked so many times

"I've had my ass kicked so many times"

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my shit has footprints in it,

"my shit has footprints in it,"

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But you know what? I think I'm going to make it.

"But you know what? I think I'm going to make it."

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it can't possibly get any worse.

"it can't possibly get any worse."

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Anyway, thanks for Iistening.

"Anyway, thanks for Iistening."

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I'II have to sign off now, as someone is pissing on me.

"I'II have to sign off now, as someone is pissing on me."

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BILLY: Your new friend, Nelson,

"BILLY: Your new friend, Nelson,"

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That's a message from Lynard. He gets out of the hole today.

"That's a message from Lynard. He gets out of the hole today."

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He can't wait to see you.

"He can't wait to see you."

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I'm dead. Not necessarily.

"I'm dead. Not necessarily."

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He might just kick your ass.

"He might just kick your ass."

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Really? Yeah.

"Really? Yeah."

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I mean, every day.

"I mean, every day."

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For months or years,

"For months or years,"

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Dead man walking.

"Dead man walking."

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Wait, people are betting on when I'm gonna be killed?

"Wait, people are betting on when I'm gonna be killed?"

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Of course. Prison's a boring place. They'II bet on anything.

"Of course. Prison's a boring place. They'II bet on anything."

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I'm gonna go talk to Lynard,

"I'm gonna go talk to Lynard,"

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reason with him as one adult to another,

"reason with him as one adult to another,"

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I can't see how you can go wrong.

"I can't see how you can go wrong."

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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NELSON: Mr. Lynard.

"NELSON: Mr. Lynard."

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Mr. Lynard,

"Mr. Lynard,"

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(GRUNTS)

"(GRUNTS)"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Well, we're even.

"Well, we're even."

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and twice, you have stabbed me with forks.

"and twice, you have stabbed me with forks."

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So Iet's just try to put this whole thing behind us

"So Iet's just try to put this whole thing behind us"

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and carry on about this business of Iiving.

"and carry on about this business of Iiving."

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Sit.

"Sit."

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Sit.

"Sit."

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Sit.

"Sit."

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I'm sure he's a great man.

"I'm sure he's a great man."

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I killed him.

"I killed him."

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With a hammer.

"With a hammer."

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Like the Beatles song.

"Like the Beatles song."

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(CHUCKLES)

"(CHUCKLES)"

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Now, give me my eating utensil back.

"Now, give me my eating utensil back."

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MAN 3: Your mama! That's what I'm Iooking at.

"MAN 3: Your mama! That's what I'm Iooking at."

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Hey, bud, how'd it go? Super.

"Hey, bud, how'd it go? Super."

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No, he is, just not right now.

"No, he is, just not right now."

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Hey, don't sweat it, compadre,

"Hey, don't sweat it, compadre,"

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You could kill yourself, you could fight him,

"You could kill yourself, you could fight him,"

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or you could just Iet him kill you,

"or you could just Iet him kill you,"

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which honestly might be your best solution.

"which honestly might be your best solution."

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Or you could always move out to the boondocks.

"Or you could always move out to the boondocks."

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How do I do that?

"How do I do that?"

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What the hell are they gonna do, throw me in jail?

"What the hell are they gonna do, throw me in jail?"

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between five minutes and forever,

"between five minutes and forever,"

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Your mind plays tricks on you,

"Your mind plays tricks on you,"

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you get depressed, you get disoriented,

"you get depressed, you get disoriented,"

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but most folks just suffer from extreme panic

"but most folks just suffer from extreme panic"

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and vivid, horrifying hallucinations,

"and vivid, horrifying hallucinations,"

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(CRYING) BARKER: Nelson. Nelson.

"(CRYING) BARKER: Nelson. Nelson."

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(CRYING) PIease! PIease open the door!

"(CRYING) PIease! PIease open the door!"

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I don't blame you. Let's go.

"I don't blame you. Let's go."

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How Iong was I in there? Two days.

"How Iong was I in there? Two days."

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Hey. Look who's back.

"Hey. Look who's back."

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How are you, killer?

"How are you, killer?"

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Nice stubble. Very Miami Vice,

"Nice stubble. Very Miami Vice,"

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How you holding up, Nelson?

"How you holding up, Nelson?"

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I'm not going to make it.

"I'm not going to make it."

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Because I've got some very nice alternatives.

"Because I've got some very nice alternatives."

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Paprika.

"Paprika."

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A mere two, three pounds of this stuff, boom! To the moon.

"A mere two, three pounds of this stuff, boom! To the moon."

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Only side effects may be some mild-to-uncontrollable shitting.

"Only side effects may be some mild-to-uncontrollable shitting."

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Oh, it's Iike that.

"Oh, it's Iike that."

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I don't condone that, my friend,

"I don't condone that, my friend,"

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Oh yeah, I got old standard drain cleaner.

"Oh yeah, I got old standard drain cleaner."

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(LAUGHING) Oh!

"(LAUGHING) Oh!"

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This is something called boat cleaner.

"This is something called boat cleaner."

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I think it's used to clean boats with.

"I think it's used to clean boats with."

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Give me the boat cleaner and a needle.

"Give me the boat cleaner and a needle."

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NELSON: Dear Pen Pal,

"NELSON: Dear Pen Pal,"

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Well, I'm beaten, It's all over for me,

"Well, I'm beaten, It's all over for me,"

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