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Clips from Let's Go to Prison (2006)

all you have to do,

"all you have to do,"

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put it in an envelope

"put it in an envelope"

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and stick it up your asshole.

"and stick it up your asshole."

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(CHUCKLING)

"(CHUCKLING)"

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If you feel that you've been treated unfairly,

"If you feel that you've been treated unfairly,"

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write it neatly on some paper, fold it up real good,

"write it neatly on some paper, fold it up real good,"

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If you have comments or suggestions about how I run my prison

"If you have comments or suggestions about how I run my prison"

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or, Iet's say, maybe the cuisine is not to your Iiking,

"or, Iet's say, maybe the cuisine is not to your Iiking,"

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so that my head guard, Mr. Shanahan, can assist you

"so that my head guard, Mr. Shanahan, can assist you"

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and sticking it up your asshole.

"and sticking it up your asshole."

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GUARD: AII right! Move it out!

"GUARD: AII right! Move it out!"

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Move off, Biederman.

"Move off, Biederman."

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Lyshitski, John Q.

"Lyshitski, John Q."

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Yes, I did.

"Yes, I did."

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One money clip.

"One money clip."

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Can I get my old shit?

"Can I get my old shit?"

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JOHN: So fate, with a little help from every last nickel I had,

"JOHN: So fate, with a little help from every last nickel I had,"

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People think they can't imagine

"People think they can't imagine"

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what it feels like to be in prison,

"what it feels like to be in prison,"

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You know that bolt of fear you get

"You know that bolt of fear you get"

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when you see a cop's flashing red lights in your rear view?

"when you see a cop's flashing red lights in your rear view?"

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It makes you dizzy and kind of sick to your stomach,

"It makes you dizzy and kind of sick to your stomach,"

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Now imagine feeling that 24 hours a day

"Now imagine feeling that 24 hours a day"

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while you're surrounded by convicted killers who feel the exact same way,

"while you're surrounded by convicted killers who feel the exact same way,"

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It'd kind of put you on edge, huh?

"It'd kind of put you on edge, huh?"

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Wait...

"Wait..."

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Well, be it ever so humble.

"Well, be it ever so humble."

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I'II just take the top.

"I'II just take the top."

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It doesn't seem Iike they cleaned this toilet up.

"It doesn't seem Iike they cleaned this toilet up."

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MAN 2: You want in on it? Come on. What we got here?

"MAN 2: You want in on it? Come on. What we got here?"

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Look, amigo, if you're gonna make it in here, you better smarten up.

"Look, amigo, if you're gonna make it in here, you better smarten up."

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Those pricks out there see you Iike this, you won't make it a week.

"Those pricks out there see you Iike this, you won't make it a week."

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You don't wanna die in your first week, do you?

"You don't wanna die in your first week, do you?"

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Right.

"Right."

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So you got to trust me. Do what I do.

"So you got to trust me. Do what I do."

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Just keep your mouth shut and try not to cry.

"Just keep your mouth shut and try not to cry."

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Crying takes the sad out of you?

"Crying takes the sad out of you?"

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Hey, that shit may have flown back when you were a human being,

"Hey, that shit may have flown back when you were a human being,"

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and the more them animals are gonna wanna eat you.

"and the more them animals are gonna wanna eat you."

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Show me your tough face.

"Show me your tough face."

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Show me Nelson's tough face.

"Show me Nelson's tough face."

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Jesus, you Iook Iike you're going to take a shit, or something.

"Jesus, you Iook Iike you're going to take a shit, or something."

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Hey, John. How you doing?

"Hey, John. How you doing?"

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Got some mail for you.

"Got some mail for you."

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Bit backed up. Couple weeks.

"Bit backed up. Couple weeks."

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That is Nelson Biederman IV.

"That is Nelson Biederman IV."

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Look at this, we can order out.

"Look at this, we can order out."

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MAN 4: I need some toilet paper, what's up?

"MAN 4: I need some toilet paper, what's up?"

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What do I mean?

"What do I mean?"

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I mean, what are we... What are we supposed to do?

"I mean, what are we... What are we supposed to do?"

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We're doing it, man. This is it.

"We're doing it, man. This is it."

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We're right in the thick of the action.

"We're right in the thick of the action."

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We hang out here, go to Iunch,

"We hang out here, go to Iunch,"

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You know how someone might describe a situation

"You know how someone might describe a situation"

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When you think about it,

"When you think about it,"

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wouldn't it be cheaper just to let us keep your goddamn car stereos?

"wouldn't it be cheaper just to let us keep your goddamn car stereos?"

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That's meat. That ain't meat.

"That's meat. That ain't meat."

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Great American melting pot.

"Great American melting pot."

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About 10% are Mexican, 2% Colombian.

"About 10% are Mexican, 2% Colombian."

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I can't tell the difference.

"I can't tell the difference."

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I'm on a Iot of weird mailing Iists.

"I'm on a Iot of weird mailing Iists."

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They're the White Kingdom.

"They're the White Kingdom."

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He who controls the smack, controls the joint, and by he, I mean him.

"He who controls the smack, controls the joint, and by he, I mean him."

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MAN 1: Hey, hey. You ain't gonna eat that, right?

"MAN 1: Hey, hey. You ain't gonna eat that, right?"

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At exactly 12:15, stand up.

"At exactly 12:15, stand up."

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Just do it. It's kind of a prank.

"Just do it. It's kind of a prank."

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We used to do this sort of thing all the time at prep school.

"We used to do this sort of thing all the time at prep school."

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A couple of the boys wanted to put one over on old Professor LaRoche.

"A couple of the boys wanted to put one over on old Professor LaRoche."

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At exactly the appointed minute,

"At exactly the appointed minute,"

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OId LaRoche almost had a heart attack... Oh, shit. Not the face.

"OId LaRoche almost had a heart attack... Oh, shit. Not the face."

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(SCREAMING)

"(SCREAMING)"

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You, fish, who started this shit?

"You, fish, who started this shit?"

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(SCREAMS)

"(SCREAMS)"

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He did.

"He did."

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AII right, Lynard, you're going to the hole.

"AII right, Lynard, you're going to the hole."

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Lunch is over, Iadies, hit the showers! Move it!

"Lunch is over, Iadies, hit the showers! Move it!"

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I mean, haven't you seen any prison movies?

"I mean, haven't you seen any prison movies?"

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Yeah. I didn't mean for you to tell the truth.

"Yeah. I didn't mean for you to tell the truth."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Listen, from now on you do exactly as I say. Exactly.

"Listen, from now on you do exactly as I say. Exactly."

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Okay? Okay.

"Okay? Okay."

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never trust anybody,

"never trust anybody,"

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Three to five.

"Three to five."

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You know, Iike, soft music,

"You know, Iike, soft music,"

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maybe a soft Iittle baby duck on Easter morning.

"maybe a soft Iittle baby duck on Easter morning."

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Hey, back the hell off, Barry.

"Hey, back the hell off, Barry."

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Hey, Lyshitski, how's it hanging?

"Hey, Lyshitski, how's it hanging?"

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Little to the right, I see.

"Little to the right, I see."

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You guys got that?

"You guys got that?"

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This Iittle filly's all mine.

"This Iittle filly's all mine."

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You can Iook, but don't touch.

"You can Iook, but don't touch."

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Romeo. Romeo Lyshitski. Capisce, amigos?

"Romeo. Romeo Lyshitski. Capisce, amigos?"

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That goes for you.

"That goes for you."

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That big bastard's the head of the BIack G-Lords.

"That big bastard's the head of the BIack G-Lords."

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but did you have to stick your finger up my ass?

"but did you have to stick your finger up my ass?"

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No. Probably not.

"No. Probably not."

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You've gotta get me out of here. Now!

"You've gotta get me out of here. Now!"

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Before I become bitch du jour for one of the G-Lords.

"Before I become bitch du jour for one of the G-Lords."

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Well, that's just it, Mr. Biederman,

"Well, that's just it, Mr. Biederman,"

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What're you talking about? I have millions.

"What're you talking about? I have millions."

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Well, the Foundation does, yes,

"Well, the Foundation does, yes,"

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but Iegally, you have no access to the Foundation's funds

"but Iegally, you have no access to the Foundation's funds"

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unless you are chairman, which you are no Ionger.

"unless you are chairman, which you are no Ionger."

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My name is Nelson Biederman! You can't fire me!

"My name is Nelson Biederman! You can't fire me!"

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So, without Foundation funds, you don't have a dime.

"So, without Foundation funds, you don't have a dime."

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(LAUGHING)

"(LAUGHING)"

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I'm so sorry.

"I'm so sorry."

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After all, we are a charity.

"After all, we are a charity."

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GUARD: No food or drinks! Oh.

"GUARD: No food or drinks! Oh."

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Ouch. I'm sorry, Mr. Biederman.

"Ouch. I'm sorry, Mr. Biederman."

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Duane!

"Duane!"

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No problem. Found it in the shitter.

"No problem. Found it in the shitter."

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AII right, Johnny, how much for real?

"AII right, Johnny, how much for real?"

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Well, he's a really good friend of mine.

"Well, he's a really good friend of mine."

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I couldn't possibly Iet you have him for anything Iess than, say,

"I couldn't possibly Iet you have him for anything Iess than, say,"

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Shit. Honky, please. You out your mind?

"Shit. Honky, please. You out your mind?"

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Hey, you want to break off a piece of that white chocolate,

"Hey, you want to break off a piece of that white chocolate,"

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Your name must be Monty Hall, motherfucker,

"Your name must be Monty Hall, motherfucker,"

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'cause we just made a deal.

"'cause we just made a deal."

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(JOHN WHISTLING)

"(JOHN WHISTLING)"

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