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Clips from Let's Go to Prison (2006)

Oh.

"Oh."

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(CHUCKLING)

"(CHUCKLING)"

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Not the face!

"Not the face!"

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Never narc on somebody.

"Never narc on somebody."

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You're dead, and I'II probably gonna get kicked in the teeth just for talking to you.

"You're dead, and I'II probably gonna get kicked in the teeth just for talking to you."

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Just remember, number one rule in prison,

"Just remember, number one rule in prison,"

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always Iook out for your cellmate.

"always Iook out for your cellmate."

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JOHN: Remember, the number one rule in prison,

"JOHN: Remember, the number one rule in prison,"

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Ioss of liberty, eating bad food,

"Ioss of liberty, eating bad food,"

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none of them compare to the prospect of being fucked up the ass,

"none of them compare to the prospect of being fucked up the ass,"

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So, what's a beautiful white boy Iike you

"So, what's a beautiful white boy Iike you"

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Soft time, huh?

"Soft time, huh?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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He's my bitch.

"He's my bitch."

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Juliet's asshole's got one name stenciled on it. Mine.

"Juliet's asshole's got one name stenciled on it. Mine."

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I don't mean to sound ungrateful, John,

"I don't mean to sound ungrateful, John,"

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But it happened.

"But it happened."

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I don't care how much it costs. I want out.

"I don't care how much it costs. I want out."

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My father started the Biederman Foundation.

"My father started the Biederman Foundation."

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Actually, according to the Foundation's charter, we were required to.

"Actually, according to the Foundation's charter, we were required to."

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That's why I brought you a Fresca.

"That's why I brought you a Fresca."

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MAN 1: Hey, hey. Sit down.

"MAN 1: Hey, hey. Sit down."

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Thank you for the pencil, John.

"Thank you for the pencil, John."

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half ounce of grass, four cartons of smokes?

"half ounce of grass, four cartons of smokes?"

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(WHISTLES)

"(WHISTLES)"

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Wait, you're not gonna Ieave me in here by myself, are you?

"Wait, you're not gonna Ieave me in here by myself, are you?"

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I'II be back in 20 minutes. Just remember your tough face.

"I'II be back in 20 minutes. Just remember your tough face."

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Don't thank me, asshole, just pay me.

"Don't thank me, asshole, just pay me."

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(GRUNTING)

"(GRUNTING)"

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(GROANING)

"(GROANING)"

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I doubt very much if they've even cracked the binding on Emily Post,

"I doubt very much if they've even cracked the binding on Emily Post,"

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I make it in the toilet.

"I make it in the toilet."

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Are you Pisces?

"Are you Pisces?"

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Yeah, I knew it.

"Yeah, I knew it."

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How do you do it, Barry? How do you do it?

"How do you do it, Barry? How do you do it?"

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So what shall we drink to?

"So what shall we drink to?"

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Oh, I know.

"Oh, I know."

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Serendipity.

"Serendipity."

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I'm a cow! A big-hipped, fat, nasty, gelatin-assed, buttermilk-making cow!

"I'm a cow! A big-hipped, fat, nasty, gelatin-assed, buttermilk-making cow!"

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Thank you, sweet thing.

"Thank you, sweet thing."

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But enough small talk.

"But enough small talk."

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Eskimo kiss ain't never hurt nobody, right?

"Eskimo kiss ain't never hurt nobody, right?"

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MAN 1: Eskimo! Eskimo! MAN 2: Eskimo! Eskimo!

"MAN 1: Eskimo! Eskimo! MAN 2: Eskimo! Eskimo!"

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(WHISTLING)

"(WHISTLING)"

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NELSON: Dear new pen pal,

"NELSON: Dear new pen pal,"

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I'm 30 years old,

"I'm 30 years old,"

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At Ieast I can rest assured

"At Ieast I can rest assured"

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SIeep tight.

"SIeep tight."

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till you're dead.

"till you're dead."

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Man, I'm hungry. You wanna go grab some Iunch, bud?

"Man, I'm hungry. You wanna go grab some Iunch, bud?"

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He's not gonna kill me here, is he?

"He's not gonna kill me here, is he?"

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Oh, no. AII the smart money's bet on the rec yard.

"Oh, no. AII the smart money's bet on the rec yard."

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Shanahan's the bank.

"Shanahan's the bank."

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Hell, I Iost four cartons of smokes

"Hell, I Iost four cartons of smokes"

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MAN 1: That's the one over here, fool. What I'm talking about.

"MAN 1: That's the one over here, fool. What I'm talking about."

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so I just want to say how sorry I am for the misunderstanding...

"so I just want to say how sorry I am for the misunderstanding..."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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I deserved that.

"I deserved that."

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I deserved that. I...

"I deserved that. I..."

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Well, I should really get back to my friends.

"Well, I should really get back to my friends."

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It took a Iot of guts to do what you did.

"It took a Iot of guts to do what you did."

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Nobody's ever stood up to me before,

"Nobody's ever stood up to me before,"

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except my old man.

"except my old man."

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I'm gonna kill you the same way.

"I'm gonna kill you the same way."

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AII right. So he's not going to kill you?

"AII right. So he's not going to kill you?"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Thanks for playing.

"Thanks for playing."

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(WHISTLING)

"(WHISTLING)"

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Get a Iittle place of your own, private cell.

"Get a Iittle place of your own, private cell."

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Private cell?

"Private cell?"

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JOHN: Hey!

"JOHN: Hey!"

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JOHN: When you're already in jail

"JOHN: When you're already in jail"

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and you break the rules you think,

"and you break the rules you think,"

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It's called isolation, The hole,

"It's called isolation, The hole,"

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Who's there? It's me, Nelson, Sergeant Barker.

"Who's there? It's me, Nelson, Sergeant Barker."

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The dog that fights crack.

"The dog that fights crack."

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My friend, I'm all out of smack today,

"My friend, I'm all out of smack today,"

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but you may be in Iuck.

"but you may be in Iuck."

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That's right. Paprika.

"That's right. Paprika."

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I need something that will kill me.

"I need something that will kill me."

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but pretty much any of this shit'II kill you.

"but pretty much any of this shit'II kill you."

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I have to do whatever I have to do

"I have to do whatever I have to do"

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who run this place

"who run this place"

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Your pal in the pen, Nelson.

"Your pal in the pen, Nelson."

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with the hammer, Lynard, please.

"with the hammer, Lynard, please."

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(LYNARD EXCLAIMING)

"(LYNARD EXCLAIMING)"

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Back off or you're next.

"Back off or you're next."

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You're not part coon, are you?

"You're not part coon, are you?"

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Sorry, no coon.

"Sorry, no coon."

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Mostly Dutch.

"Mostly Dutch."

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PIease. Kill me if you want, Lynard,

"PIease. Kill me if you want, Lynard,"

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you would have read up on your Uncle Remus.

"you would have read up on your Uncle Remus."

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He shot himself up.

"He shot himself up."

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Nothing. Did I say that out Ioud?

"Nothing. Did I say that out Ioud?"

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They're all staring at me. What do I do?

"They're all staring at me. What do I do?"

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What do you want?

"What do you want?"

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I just wanted to say I owe you one.

"I just wanted to say I owe you one."

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What the hell is going on?

"What the hell is going on?"

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Well, that's good to hear, you...

"Well, that's good to hear, you..."

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MAN: Hey. Get your fingers out of my plate! You crazy?

"MAN: Hey. Get your fingers out of my plate! You crazy?"

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(DOOR BANGING SHUT)

"(DOOR BANGING SHUT)"

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Haven't you heard the news, Barry?

"Haven't you heard the news, Barry?"

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That hurt, Nelson.

"That hurt, Nelson."

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I've started to Iike you a Iot.

"I've started to Iike you a Iot."

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Choking them in a men's room?

"Choking them in a men's room?"

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Maybe behind the facade,

"Maybe behind the facade,"

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there's just a scared Iittle boy

"there's just a scared Iittle boy"

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who didn't never get enough Iove.

"who didn't never get enough Iove."

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I never thought...

"I never thought..."

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Go to him.

"Go to him."

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Kick his ass. Let's go!

"Kick his ass. Let's go!"

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(FARTS) Yes, he touched me.

"(FARTS) Yes, he touched me."

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But not Iike that.

"But not Iike that."

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What are you Iadies up to?

"What are you Iadies up to?"

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OId LaRoche almost had a heart attack.

"OId LaRoche almost had a heart attack."

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Can't wait to see your grand premiere, baby.

"Can't wait to see your grand premiere, baby."

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Phillips head.

"Phillips head."

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I found myself and I just feel Iike I really wanna

"I found myself and I just feel Iike I really wanna"

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AII right, have fun.

"AII right, have fun."

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There you go.

"There you go."

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