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Clips from Let's Go to Prison (2006)

I've assembled the finest Iegal team that money can buy.

"I've assembled the finest Iegal team that money can buy."

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and I don't want your Drakkar Noir stinking up my courtroom.

"and I don't want your Drakkar Noir stinking up my courtroom."

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Yes, we have, Your Honor.

"Yes, we have, Your Honor."

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(BANGING ON DOOR) OFFICER: Open the door or we're coming in.

"(BANGING ON DOOR) OFFICER: Open the door or we're coming in."

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Three words, sister. Location, Iocation, Iocation.

"Three words, sister. Location, Iocation, Iocation."

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Yeah, we're tossing salad! That's what I'm talking about!

"Yeah, we're tossing salad! That's what I'm talking about!"

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In a body bag,

"In a body bag,"

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MAN 3: Now keep it quiet down there.

"MAN 3: Now keep it quiet down there."

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JOHN: It costs $54 a day to keep a person in prison,

"JOHN: It costs $54 a day to keep a person in prison,"

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That's gotta be the stupidest goddamn thing I've ever seen.

"That's gotta be the stupidest goddamn thing I've ever seen."

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I Iike soft things.

"I Iike soft things."

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(CHUCKLING)

"(CHUCKLING)"

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and I've been in prison for three months,

"and I've been in prison for three months,"

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MAN 2: Hey, come on, hurry it up.

"MAN 2: Hey, come on, hurry it up."

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You didn't kill him with kindness? Did you?

"You didn't kill him with kindness? Did you?"

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The answer's yes,

"The answer's yes,"

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I'd have a Iot more fun doing this if you were part coon.

"I'd have a Iot more fun doing this if you were part coon."

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Well, I'm gonna kick you in the face anyway, I guess.

"Well, I'm gonna kick you in the face anyway, I guess."

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I think you're tippy-top dog now.

"I think you're tippy-top dog now."

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to get away from the evil, soulless douchebags

"to get away from the evil, soulless douchebags"

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(CELL DOOR OPENING)

"(CELL DOOR OPENING)"

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Get him!

"Get him!"

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Stop!

"Stop!"

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One friend can't give another friend a soda

"One friend can't give another friend a soda"

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Amigo, I did it for your own good.

"Amigo, I did it for your own good."

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(TASER GUNS BUZZING) Get up! Get up!

"(TASER GUNS BUZZING) Get up! Get up!"

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ear cut off, seven to five.

"ear cut off, seven to five."

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I Iike Cambodian rules.

"I Iike Cambodian rules."

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The most important thing you taught me,

"The most important thing you taught me,"

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If you Iose, you die. If you win, you die.

"If you Iose, you die. If you win, you die."

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(SINGING)

"(SINGING)"

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Come on, Lyshitski.

"Come on, Lyshitski."

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I'll get bunked up with Nelson Biederman IV

"I'll get bunked up with Nelson Biederman IV"

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What's that? I want to do my time in Rossmore.

"What's that? I want to do my time in Rossmore."

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write it down on a piece of paper,

"write it down on a piece of paper,"

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pull your cheeks apart and stick it up your asshole.

"pull your cheeks apart and stick it up your asshole."

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please write a Ietter to my office.

"please write a Ietter to my office."

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Well, that's life in the machine,

"Well, that's life in the machine,"

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Same Lyshitski, different day.

"Same Lyshitski, different day."

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What do you mean?

"What do you mean?"

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They pretty much run the roost.

"They pretty much run the roost."

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(GROANING) Leave it alone.

"(GROANING) Leave it alone."

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you don't have any money.

"you don't have any money."

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Unless you've been working a paper route on the side.

"Unless you've been working a paper route on the side."

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So here. Just Iean in. Go ahead.

"So here. Just Iean in. Go ahead."

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Well, shit.

"Well, shit."

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it's going to cost you.

"it's going to cost you."

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'Cause if you do,

"'Cause if you do,"

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I have done you wrong,

"I have done you wrong,"

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Don't scream.

"Don't scream."

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JESUS: Looks beautiful. Looks beautiful.

"JESUS: Looks beautiful. Looks beautiful."

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MAN: Get out of here.

"MAN: Get out of here."

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who populate this filth-infested shit hole,

"who populate this filth-infested shit hole,"

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(DOOR BUZZING)

"(DOOR BUZZING)"

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(GROANING AND GRUNTING)

"(GROANING AND GRUNTING)"

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Yo, cueball.

"Yo, cueball."

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Maybe I was thinking you'd forget all about me

"Maybe I was thinking you'd forget all about me"

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(SINGING)

"(SINGING)"

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it looks like he might be taking his balls and going home,

"it looks like he might be taking his balls and going home,"

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and beating up some of the new guys.

"and beating up some of the new guys."

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(RETCHING)

"(RETCHING)"

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I'd call that pretty crazy, isn't it?

"I'd call that pretty crazy, isn't it?"

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(TASER GUN BUZZING)

"(TASER GUN BUZZING)"

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Baby,

"Baby,"

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(SCREAMS)

"(SCREAMS)"

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I will not hesitate to put your ass in a grinder!

"I will not hesitate to put your ass in a grinder!"

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MAN 1: Get your ass up! MAN 2: Get him!

"MAN 1: Get your ass up! MAN 2: Get him!"

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to confidently proclaim

"to confidently proclaim"

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we, and by we I mean

"we, and by we I mean"

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(FUNKY POP SONG PLAYING)

"(FUNKY POP SONG PLAYING)"

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Come on, John.

"Come on, John."

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# Come on, let's go! #

"# Come on, let's go! #"

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or I'II fill you full of more holes than the Asshole Day parade.

"or I'II fill you full of more holes than the Asshole Day parade."

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There's an Asshole Day parade?

"There's an Asshole Day parade?"

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Then that same ass-wipe, Judge Biederman,

"Then that same ass-wipe, Judge Biederman,"

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Three days! Fuck!

"Three days! Fuck!"

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Judge Nelson Biederman III Park open,

"Judge Nelson Biederman III Park open,"

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Oh, hello? It's me, Nelson.

"Oh, hello? It's me, Nelson."

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and when I say Fresca, I mean Fresca.

"and when I say Fresca, I mean Fresca."

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It better not be a Fanta or a Sprite or a Bubble Up or a 7Up,

"It better not be a Fanta or a Sprite or a Bubble Up or a 7Up,"

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No! No!

"No! No!"

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JOHN: The three scariest words in the English language,

"JOHN: The three scariest words in the English language,"

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Silverman took my medication away from me! I could have a heart attack,

"Silverman took my medication away from me! I could have a heart attack,"

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# Let's go to prison

"# Let's go to prison"

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# Three hots and a cot

"# Three hots and a cot"

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Take him down piece by piece,

"Take him down piece by piece,"

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Kick off his dog, strangle his cat,

"Kick off his dog, strangle his cat,"

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MAN 1: Hey, bro, hold it. You got two minutes.

"MAN 1: Hey, bro, hold it. You got two minutes."

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# Now, won't you kids go play in the yard?

"# Now, won't you kids go play in the yard?"

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Come on!

"Come on!"

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