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Clips from Zombieland (2009)

"I'm on fire!"
Zombieland (2009)
"I'm sorry. I didn't know that it was you you."
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"I had to get that out. I don't mean to gush."
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"I even love your dramatic roles and just everything."
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"Since I could masturbate. I mean, not that they're connected."
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"- Where? How was that? - At the Hollywood Bowl."
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"That's a tough break."
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"Can I get you something? What would you like?"
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"Smooth, isn't it?"
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"- I don't wanna cross... - Oh, no, he's awful."
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"That's a big Twinkie."
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"...if you can have a type, what would that be, you think?"
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"- So Columbus is the scared one? - Yeah. He's like a little bunny."
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"Oh, my God, I can't believe I shot Bill Murray."
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"- Mr. Murray? - I'm just Bill, I think, now."
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"That's still tender."
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"No."
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"Three, two, one."
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"That's his puppy."
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"Sorry."
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"He had my personality, my laugh, my appetite."
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"Oh, there it is. There you go."
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"It's a 1997 Georges?"
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"It was great. Are you kidding me?"
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"First tattoo, porpoise."
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"Maybe."
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"Frightening as Anaconda."
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"- Those bitches. - I know."
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"On behalf of all the eighth-grade girls, I would like to make it up to you."
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"You think so?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, that's probably for the best."
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"...I like you..."
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"...are gonna do whatever it takes to survive, so..."
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"Hey."
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"When they leave you, you just feel lost."
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"Having Tallahassee around didn't comfort me..."
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"...it just made me feel more alone."
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"Hey. You weren't exactly gonna score, anyway."
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"- Oh, my God. - I know."
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"Oh, no."
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"I'm going after Wichita."
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"Have fun in Mexico."
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"- Come on, let's go. - Yeah."
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"That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard..."
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"Tell the ladies I said hey."
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"- Buckle up. - Yeah. I'm way ahead of you."
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"Time to nut up or shut up."
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"Holy shit."
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"Probably nobody."
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"Hey!"
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"Bingo."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Look at this fucking clown."
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"Fuck this clown."
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"- Thanks. - Hey."
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"Get your gun. Here you go. Hi."
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"Okay. We should probably head out now."
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"- Where are you? - Yo."
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"False advertising."
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"No!"
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"- No! - No!"
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"...and that big guy in that snakeskin jacket..."
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"A family."
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"I trusted them and they trusted me."
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"Oh, America."
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"I wish I could tell you that this was still America..."
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"And there are no people here."
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"No! No!"
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"And why am I alive when everyone around me has turned to meat?"
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"It's because of my list of rules."
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"...the first ones to go were the fatties."
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"Which leads me to my second rule: The Double Tap."
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"...don't get all stingy with your bullets."
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"...and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal."
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"Wasn't long before the zombies began to get clever."
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"When you're at your most vulnerable, somehow they could just smell it."
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"...which leads to rule number four. Pretty basic."
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"That guy down there is me. I'm in Garland, Texas."
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"And it may look like zombies destroyed it, but that's actually just Garland."
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"I survive because I play it safe and follow the rules."
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"On the bright side, I had found a place to go number two."
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"I've always been kind of a loner."
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"...it would be nice to see a familiar face, or any face..."
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"...that doesn't have blood dripping from its lips and flesh between its teeth."
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"Thank you."
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"- What are you looking for? - Nothing. I just have this list."
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"No one back there but my duffel bag."
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"- What's your name? - Stop. No names."
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"Keeps us from getting too familiar."
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"- That's okay, you don't have to... - So where you headed?"
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"Columbus. You?"
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"Tallahassee."
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"No, one for me. One and done, I always say. I said that once."
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"So?"
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"So, Tallahassee, you wanna stick together?"
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"- Least for a while? - Here's the deal, Columbus."
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"I'm not easy to get along with..."
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"...and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch..."
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"Really? Yeah. You'll take me as far as Texarkana."
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"You're a peppy little spit-fuck, aren't you?"
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"You might wanna buckle up for safety."
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"I can tell already you are gonna get on my nerves."
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"Even though teaming up wasn't my style..."
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"...I figured I'd be safer with Tallahassee."
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"You see, he was in the ass-kicking business, and..."
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"Well, take a look. It's a goddamn Hostess truck."
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"I could use a Twinkie."
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"- You coming? - Yes. Yeah. One second."
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"You should actually limber up as well."
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"Especially if we are going down that hill."
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"It is very important."
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"I don't believe in it."
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"You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?"
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"- Sno Balls? - Yeah."
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"Sno Balls?"
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"I like Sno Balls."
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"I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency."
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"Fresh."
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"Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain't over yet."
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"...but I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl."
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