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Clips from Zombieland (2009)

"...but I've come to realize that you can't have a country without people."
Zombieland (2009)
"Woulda, coulda, shoulda."
Zombieland (2009)
"Can't a guy take a dumper in peace?"
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"Don't let them catch you pants down. Beware of bathrooms."
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"As zombies began to outnumber humans..."
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"...well, that's when you had to cut all emotional ties."
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"If the girls in your neighborhood are now fucked-up little monsters..."
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"...well, maybe it's time to stop driving carpool."
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"Two months since patient zero took a bite of a contaminated burger..."
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"...at a Gas N' Gulp."
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"Just two months, and I might be the last non-cannibal freak in the country."
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"I may seem like an unlikely survivor..."
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"...but I had the advantage of never having any friends or any close family."
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"My rules."
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"Another rule to surviving Zombieland: Travel light."
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"I avoided people like they were zombies..."
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"So I'm on my way from my college dorm in Austin, Texas..."
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"Even though we were never really close..."
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"You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife."
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"...so I give this relationship to about Texarkana."
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"Business is good."
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"What are we doing here?"
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"Yeah, I see that, a Hostess truck. So what?"
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"- Are you fucking with me? - No."
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"Where's the fucking Twinkies?"
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"Hey, this may be a bad time..."
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"I have a case of chronic anxiety."
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"Being alone with a baby."
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"...leaning tower of pizza boxes..."
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"Dignity, long gone."
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"Then again, since my folks are paranoid shut-ins like me..."
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"Here."
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"And here's some Golden Grahams. The Ziploc bag keeps them crisp."
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"And I was walking home from the bar, talking on my phone..."
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"Drugs, maybe?"
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"Yeah?"
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"No, of course. Of course."
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"Set aside the feverish, homeless cannibal..."
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"I had always, my whole life..."
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"If you're in there..."
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"That was my first brush with the plague of the 21 st century."
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"...that made you hateful, violent..."
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"...and gave you a really, really bad case of the munchies."
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"- Went heels to Jesus. - Oh, made love."
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"In the back of an abandoned FedEx truck."
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"You dog."
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"So, what about you?"
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"Me? I..."
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"It makes you think if you can go back to the way things were right now..."
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"...I promise you it ain't prettier than our friend here enjoying her Manwich."
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"Tallahassee had a sick sense of humor when it came to zombies."
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"The only thing he was more obsessed with than killing zombies..."
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"...he sets the standard for not-to-be-fucked-with."
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"No fear, nothing to lose."
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"You got a pretty mouth."
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"Big Hoss."
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"Come here, big fella. Just gonna take a little off the top."
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"Wow, these fellas really let themselves go."
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"Come quick."
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"Rule number 22: When in doubt, know your way out."
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"Act normal. Try not to freak her out."
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"Columbus, Wichita, Little Rock."
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"Look, I know that you're really sick."
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"It's not her decision, okay? It's mine."
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"- We don't know that there's no cure. - You're just gutless!"
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"I'll do it."
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"- I love you. - I love you too."
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"You need some help?"
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"The first hot girl in 1000 miles shows up, makes me feel like an idiot..."
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"Nice going, genius."
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"Those guys were dumb."
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"Avoid the vanity mirror."
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"Let's just get where we're going."
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"No. I knew a guy way worse at that than me."
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"...or else you lose what's left of your mind."
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"Oh, I think I pulled something."
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"Come on."
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"Take your time."
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"I lost him."
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"...but I'm writing it down."
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"Wait here. Drive down if I signal."
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"Looks like they hoofed it."
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"Just drive slow, keep your eyes peeled."
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"You got taken hostage by a 12-year-old?"
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"All those violent video games."
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"Now step away from the vehicle."
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"Don't be silly."
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"Because I got nothing else to do."
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"I was engaged once..."
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"Hope you make your flight."
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"Someday, I want a ring this big."
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"Pacific Playland."
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"That place totally blows."
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"Did you hear anything about Columbus, Ohio?"
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"I didn't realize it was..."
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"Either way, I can't pretend that what I'm looking for I'll find by going home."
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"It's tough growing up."
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"Well, I hope you find whoever it is you're looking for."
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"And don't let go, once you do."
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"Man, we're gonna have to pull over soon. I'm feeling cooped up."
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"Hold up."
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"...but it would be in violation of rule 17..."
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"...goes to Sister Cynthia Knickerbocker."
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"It's cologne."
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"You're thinking about fucking Wichita."
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"It's okay, but FYI, I beat wholesale ass for a lot less than that."
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"Doesn't that feel good?"
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"- You don't know who Willie Nelson is? - No."
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"We're in Hollywood, let's sleep in style."
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"Looks like anyone who's ever been in a movie lives on this block."
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"I pictured Tom Cruise living somewhere nicer."
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"All right? I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is."
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"At least until we know we're alone."
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"Why do I get stuck with her?"
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"A king slept right here."
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"Dibs on the bed."
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"It's Ghostbusters."
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"Help me with the boots. Come on."
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"Okay. I'll get them myself."
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"Bill Murray, you're a zombie?"
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