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Clips from The Detour - The Court (S02E02)

"No, no, no, no."
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"Easy, easy, easy, easy."
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"Your Honor, in order to, uh, further my client's claim,"
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"Hey, bend, don't break, all right?"
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"Um... just... a few hours."
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"So memorize it, study it, know it like it's real life."
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, admonishment of guilt."
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"Overruled. Relevance."
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"- Ours! - Mine for us,"
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"whether this transactional relationship"
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"we're missing out on these giant moments"
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"It doesn't concern you."
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"You want to meet some Upstate meathead?"
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"This hallway blows."
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"Yeah, it takes a little more than a legal document"
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"I haven't."
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"- Yeah. - Are you kidding me?"
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"No, he's not... That's not your dad."
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"No? No... Ye... No, no. No."
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"What is it with you and ripping things?"
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"- And you met? - There."
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"A rose on his left buttock."
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"Pizza and F'ing is our thing!"
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"Now, I could understand why that guy would need"
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"San Miguel de Allende."
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"She got her college tuition paid for."
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"Oh, my God. Why were you at an hourly motel?"
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"Hey, I fully support you having the most boring life ever."
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""is the most passionate marriage I have ever seen.""
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"'cause we met at a barbecue cook-off in Houston."
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"It was $80,000."
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"Good enough to ditch your husband and kids"
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"- Gas. - What?!"
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"So, in summation, I.N.S. officer Richardson concluded..."
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"Hey! I don't want to be a stickler here,"
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"Exactly, Your Honor. And I intend to prove,"
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"You just bought yourself a loving, devoted American wife."
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"spent most of the next three months"
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"Left buttock."
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"I know."
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"You just took him back time and time again?"
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"I told you... my father deals in the black market."
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"You know... with the... No."
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"Time for the respirations, Your Honor."
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"She didn't do it by herself, dumb-ass."
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"- Real couples. - Oh. Okay."
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"I'm so sorry I didn't tell you."
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"- Yes, I did. - No, you told me about two,"
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