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Clips from The Detour - The Court (S02E02)

"You lost."
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"We're the MVPs of this family."
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"I can't believe they don't want us around, like always."
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"It's like... the most boringest hallway I've ever been in."
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"Don't you ever think, when we're cast aside,"
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"I'm gonna find out what the hell is going on."
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"Order!"
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"Knock that shit off."
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"This is nuts, though."
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"I would like to submit"
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"exhibit "why didn't you give this to me before?""
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"Hey, whatever you're doing, it's not gonna work."
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"Is your son named Jareb Parker?"
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"- Yes. - Yeah."
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"Mr. Camacho is claiming custody of Jareb Parker."
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"What? How is that possible?"
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"Out."
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"Noonie."
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"Should we have got a lawyer?"
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"Shh, shh, shh! Your Honor,"
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"Would you like a flashback of my whole life?"
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"1973."
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"Oh, sorry. I thought you were gonna ask me"
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"And then we came back here, and... the rest is history."
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"that his favorite color is orange."
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"And right now, this does not seem to me like a real marriage."
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"Statute of limitations."
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"No, because I haven't told you the whole story."
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"_"
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"Hi. I'm, uh, checking in."
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"Now, with this purchase comes a simple city-hall ceremony,"
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"- I paid for her college. - I didn't go to college."
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"It's weird, scratching, and gross."
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"You want half of what I had? Great. Take it."
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"Look, I don't see what the big deal is here."
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"Yeah. Just some boring guy with a boring job,"
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"It sounded really shitty at the time."
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"Becky! What the hell?!"
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"So, you are still in possession of this piece of "art"?"
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"How did you find me?"
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"- That's irrelevant. - Very."
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"- Excuse me. - What's happening?"
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"in our parents' lives?"
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"I want to talk more about ex-husband Carlos."
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"And this guy... he can't sue me for anything,"
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"On what grounds is this relevant?"
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"You've slept with more than three people."
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"Oh-ho-ho! You spent 90 days in the same place together?"
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"You shouldn't be hearing any of this."
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"He's 1 in 1.4 billion."
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"Oh, God. Stop. I told you I hate that."
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"Oh, is that... I've never seen a dead body before."
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"I guess."
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"Yeah! Do you want to go to a party?"
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"I guess so. Oh, shit!"
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"You know, I kind of expected him to look more like this guy."
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"this is clearly a ridiculous attempt at extortion."
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"Ugh! We're doing this again?"
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"Okay. So strike that shit from the record."
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"I don't know. In the car. I forgot."
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"And how long will you be staying with us, Ms. Rabinowitz?"
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"who works in the sex-trade industry."
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"and he's got one tattooed on his left buttock."
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"I want two of them... a boy and a girl."
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"That's our life you're shitting on."
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"- Mm. - Mm."
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"No! No!"
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"No!"
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"Your Honor, she has admitted"
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"And it feels like this ass does belong to her."
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"Give it to me and it won't have to."
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"Why? You were only 22. Who cares?"
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"Very. It's been too long."
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"You know we're almost always here"
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"Order!"
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"I... Sorry. We haven't gotten that far."
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"Does he prefer charcoal or gas grills?"
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"This isn't Medieval England."
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"It doesn't matter because there were no others."
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"That's depressing. How did you even function?"
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"My name is Georgia Rivers."
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"Whoa! Don't talk to a lady like that."
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"Come on! That did not work!"
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"Why didn't you show this to me before?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"He's a pretty good dancer for a nobody."
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"- I know. - You ready?"
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"I thought this was, like, a no-fault divorce proceeding."
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"This is not a joke."
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"He shanghaied my heart. And I am so..."
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"This way, anytime your sister calls for little Noonie..."
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"- Do you remember that? - I do."
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"Boom! Love is in the air."
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"God damn it!"
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"And I wanted to be here for you."
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"God, it's that stupid accent."
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"Every time, every time."
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"Oh."
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"Oh... eggs."
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"From your lips to my atrophied sau-seege."
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"you will be incriminating yourself on several crimes"
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"- Sounds pretty real to me. - Yeah, me too."
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"This is just making me really anxious."
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"to buy himself some citizenship, but this guy? Whoo!"
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"Come on. Let's get some."
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"Uh, cheeseburger, please!"
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"Don't. Stop. Don't do that."
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"Your Honor, he is claiming rights to an object I own,"
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"Are you a sociopath?"
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"Okay. What is his favorite color?"
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"and I quote... "I thought this marriage to be fraudulent","
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"That's what I am to you? A boring crossword?"
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"Oh, shit! You're kidding me."
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"Oh, shit! No way!"
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"It's like all hallway."
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"They didn't even consummate the marriage."
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"Are you kidding me? You're sorry?"
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"Why didn't you just get a normal job, like at a Blockbuster or something?"
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"I don't understand."
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"So I can do this."
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