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Clips from The Detour - The Court (S02E02)

"- Oh, sí, Rachel! - What?"
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"- Robin. Robin. - What?!"
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"- Robin. Robin! - Oh, you piece of shit."
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"You can take your Rollerblades"
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"and roll on out of my life!"
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"I didn't do a crossword for, like, four years."
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"I love crosswords."
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"- Nobody loves crosswords. - I do, and you know it."
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"Did you or did you not love my client?"
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"Did you?"
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"I got you, you lying sack of shit!"
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"There it is!"
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"Um, let the record show, there is no jury."
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"Oh. Well, I knew that."
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"It's just shit you say in court."
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"Babe, I am so sorry I didn't tell you about any of this."
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"But listen to me. You can't let them break us apart."
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"We bend. We don't break."
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"I know. And I love you."
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"We want half."
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"'Cause I didn't have anything."
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"What the hell are you guys talking about?"
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"Talk English!"
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"He said he wants her ass."
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"but I only obtained after we were separated."
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"What is the object?"
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"_"
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"_ It's supposed to be an ass."
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"Doesn't look like an ass."
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"That's all you need to know."
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"Then take another one of your happy pills."
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"Just go to the drop, park the car, and walk away."
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"Why can't you do it?"
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"Because I'm paying you to do it."
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"Now get in the car."
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"Seriously, Becky..."
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"Becky? Becky?"
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"are you gonna find this kind of money?"
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"This is just really freaking me out."
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"Look, I'm not gonna ask you to do this again."
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"This is the last time. I promise."
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"Good, because I have been scared straight."
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"Oh, I'm gonna move back to Syracuse."
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"What are you gonna do in that shit-hole?"
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"Normal stuff."
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"I'm just gonna find some nice guy"
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"who... who plays hockey or something."
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"who drives a boring blue minivan."
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"And I want kids."
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"And it will just be us."
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"Us against this crazy world."
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"You stole Beckany's dream life?"
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"But you don't get that life until you do this for me."
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"Oh, shit. Oh, shit."
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"- What's going on? - Nothing. Don't..."
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"- Oh, shit! - Don't look at her."
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"All right, come on. Come on."
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"We're leaving this life. Come on."
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"Why am I not having any kind of emotional reaction?"
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"What does that say about me?"
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"This isn't about you, Vanessa!"
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"It's our insurance policy."
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"What about dad? Isn't that his?"
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"Oh, no, not anymore."
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"We're gonna take this"
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"and we're gonna go get our shit together."
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"Come on. Come on."
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"Vanessa!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- Vanessa! - Okay!"
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"Help me!"
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"because Carlos and I were separated at the time."
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"And you never saw him again."
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"- No. - Well..."
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"_"
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"_ Petirroja."
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"Daddy!"
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"That's not your dad."
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"- I need you back. - I'm going to a funeral."
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"- No. - Come on."
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"I'm gonna pick up a guy at a bar."
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"No. Vanessa, don't do it."
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"It's Syracuse. They're all losers."
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"Come on, Sabres. Do the right thing."
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"The Buffalo Sabres have selected Drew Stafford."
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"Drew Stafford?!"
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"Can you believe that?! Drew Stafford?!"
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"Come on, Sabres! We need help on the blue line!"
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"What is wrong with the Sabres?!"
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"'Sup?"
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"You like hockey?"
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"Carlos, I told you... we're done, okay?"
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"- Never again. - Noonie."
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"That is the name of a cat."
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"I miss Noonie."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I want a little noonie."
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"Don't, don't, don't, don't."
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"Please don't rip it."
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"I didn't bring anything else to wear."
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"And that noonie doesn't matter, because it all happened"
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"before I met her later on that day at a funeral."
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"And we've been together ever since."
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"I'm sorry. How did you wind up going to this funeral?"
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"Uh..."
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"Okay."
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"And you and Mr. Camacho"
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"never re-engaged in your "relationship.""
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"- Never. - Never."
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"Okay. Mr. Camacho, this marriage is unique,"
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"to say the very least."
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"But the both of you have moved on in the last 14 years."
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"Sorry. Did... did we just win?"
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"I think we... I think we just won."
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"- We never win. - I know."
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"- What's going on? - I don't know."
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"Do we need to sign something or..."
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"And this is real?"
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"Dude, you got to lead with this shit."
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"Ho-ho! That's what's happening."
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