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Clips from Community (2009) - Advanced Gay (S03E03)

"and I respect that."
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"any time after 3:00."
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"And I'll never bring it up again."
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"I told you it was him."
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"♪ and I got everything I need ♪"
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"♪ got a pocket full of hawthornes ♪"
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"Oh, my...Even Bruce Vilanch?"
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"having to sew pouches in all his miniskirts."
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"That's exactly what Constable Reggie said."
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"No, I thought about it, and I decided a man"
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"mock up a design for a new product line."
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"at a big party here at Greendale."
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"We hate lesbians, we hate baggy pants,"
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"and I can't believe you guys are all bears fans."
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"Somebody take a picture. Come on..."
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"Piercinald Anastasia Hawthorne!"
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"Why is there an astronaut in the corner making paninis?"
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"and the unseasonably tan?"
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"Swedish dogs."
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"You're basically Finns!"
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"Solid ivory is the only way"
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"Actually, uh, after discussing with my father,"
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"- A father? - A homophobe!"
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"Ah, Jeffrey!"
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"I mean, if you're into that kind of thing."
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"You'll never have to cower at the sound of his voice"
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"No more palm fronds, Troy."
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"Have you heard the expression room temperature?"
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"for their entire lives."
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"A life of secrets you'll be unable to share with outsiders."
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"and it has nothing to do with his father."
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"- Hey, where you been? - I'm not allowed to say."
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"Would you tell me if you were?"
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"I'd tell everyone."
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"What, did they promise you the life of your dreams?"
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"Pierce Hawthorne, get your fine gay-lovin' ass"
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"Secret."
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"Honestly, I el like watching TV with you."
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"But they're making me choose, and if I choose wrong"
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"- That was-- - That was my boy."
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"Oh, here, he wanted you to have this."
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"And you can suck it."
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"It doesn't change the fact that it's a mistake."
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"in the cafeteria last night."
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"But he can."
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"Inspector Spacetime."
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"Hey, Winger. You going home alone?"
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"The question's not what they want from us, constable."
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"Inspector, look out, blorgons!"
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"But when old we are!"
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"Damn it!"
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"Put the teethy wrench on the square thing and jiggle it left."
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"Thanks... by the way, that square thing is a Hampton bolt"
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"and what you just described is a manacheck maneuver."
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"Hey, I'm just here for the tater tots."
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"Look, I know you think you made your mind up about plumbing"
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"But come to the third floor men's room tomorrow"
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"Unclog one toilet with me"
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"and tell me you don't feel something."
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"All right...One toilet."
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"If it will get you off my back."
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"Abed, look."
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"Cool, Stonehenge."
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"Excuse me, are you Pierce Hawthorne of Hawthorne Wipes?"
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"At your cervix."
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"Oh, sorry, I thought you were a lady."
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"You can use that cervix line if you want."
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"Would you mind signing this?"
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"He's a big fan."
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"♪ I got a pocket full of hawthornes ♪"
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"♪ pock-pocket full of hawthornes ♪"
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"Okay, Randall, power down."
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"What was that about?"
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"Fans of the product, I suppose."
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"In the wipes business we call them towel-heads."
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"I'm just impressed you got through a whole conversation"
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"with two gay men without doing this."
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"Wait...Those guys were--"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I assumed they were just brothers or wealthy."
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"Why do you think they wanted your autograph?"
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"This might be why."
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"♪ It's Friday night ♪"
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"♪ I'm putting on my highest heels ♪"
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"♪ my shortest skirt ♪"
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"♪ my best device for concealing my penis ♪"
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"♪ p-p-p-pocket full of hawthornes ♪"
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"Oh, my God, Pierce,"
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"your moist towelettes are a gay icon."
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"What do Hawthorne wipes have to do with the choice to be gay?"
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"Well, according to Wikipedia--"
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"Especially Bruce Vilanch."
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"That is copyright infringement and defamation."
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"I'm going to sue the pants off that lady."
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"- I don't think that's a lady. - And why do you"
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"I only wanted his pants off when I thought he was a lady."
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"So you were attracted to him?"
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"The only thing I'm attracted to"
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"is taking him to court and eating his ass alive."
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"- Ooh! - That's not what I meant."
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"Stop putting gay things in my mouth."
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"♪ I got a pocket full of hawthornes ♪"
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"- ♪ Pocket full of hawthornes ♪ - It's catchy!"
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"I hope Pierce doesn't really sue that lady-man singer."
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"His life must be hard enough"
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"Yes, I'm always nice to the gays."
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"They may live in defiance of God,"
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"but I'd die before I let a woman touch my hair."
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"Gay-oh!"
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"Hey, what's going on with you bitches?"
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"Bitches is gay talk for friends."
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"Did you sue Urbana Champaign for his t-shirt?"
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"Not at all, I bought this. I'm a fan."
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"Also, I'm a gay rights advocate."
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"I think I can explain."
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"Pierce's positrons have been negatized, creating anti-Pierce."
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"It happens all the time inspector spacetime."
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"Yeah, but anti-inspector had a funny mustache"
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"and was kinda rapey."
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"I don't think his positrons have been negatized."
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