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Clips from Welcome To Flatch (2022) - Jesus Take the Wheel (S01E01)

"The Pockton rivalry, it's been going on"
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"for centuries, ever since Colonel Robert Flatch"
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"fought in the area in the 1800s and then sold Pockton"
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"for a few apple seeds and an orphan."
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"Then he settled in Flatch."
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"They're just very jealous."
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"Huh, so you're starting a cab company, huh?"
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"It's not a cab. A rideshare experience."
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"Oh, don't those usually use apps?"
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"Like I know anyone who could make an app."
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"I could, but no biggie. Next time."
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"Ooh, I got to get to the Post Office"
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"to pick up my custom hat that just arrived from Etsy."
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"Seriously?"
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"(sighs) Why does everyone care about a party"
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"for the most boring girl in the world?"
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"Beth is a complicated and fascinating creature."
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"I knew it. You are into her."
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"No need for worry, my bro. We're just friends."
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"Did I let her give me a gel pedicure?"
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"Yes, I did."
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"I am utterly smitten with Beth."
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"It was Mickey's idea to do the hats and the pedicure."
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"I always wanted a gay best friend."
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"Very exciting day. First day of Kuber."
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"Okay, remember, Beth's party starts at 2:00"
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"and I need a present and my art supplies"
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"so I can make this sick hat."
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"I call it King Trucker."
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"Relax, I'll get you to Dayton."
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"Man, it almost feels like you like Beth"
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"more than your own cousin."
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"(phone dings)"
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"First official ride call."
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"Less drawing, more customer service, okay?"
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"I need you on the switchboard."
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"-Welcome to Kuber. -Welcome to Kuber."
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"Hi."
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"Oh, I am so glad that you guys are here."
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"Where to, miss?"
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"Pockton, please."
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"Why the hell would you ever wanna go to that hell hole?"
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"They're our sworn mortal enemies."
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"-Yeah. -Oh, come on."
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"-This is so silly. -Yeah?"
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"How about tell that to our uncle Nugget, okay?"
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"Last time he crossed town lines just to borrow a lawnmower"
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"he came back missing two fingers."
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"Yeah, and his pants."
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"To be fair, he didn't have pants on when he left,"
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"but that's not the point."
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"Oh, you want gum? Cheese cube? Water?"
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"Oh, no thanks."
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"You sure?"
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"I--I can waterfall you from here."
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"I got perfect aim. Check it."
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"I haven't been in this car in a long time."
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"Oh, yeah, bet you and Father Joe"
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"had a lot of, uh, adventures in that backseat, huh?"
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"Stop, that's offensive."
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"Please do not let that affect your Yelp review."
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"Okay, here we are."
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"What? Where's the town?"
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"It's like a half a mile that way."
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"This is as far as I'll go."
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"Too many enemies across the line, okay?"
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"Oh, for heaven's sake."
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"That'll be $20, minus your $1 first rider discount."
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"Also, I have no change."
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"Already headed to our second call."
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"Minus snacks, we're up 10 bucks."
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"That's what you call a success."
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"Okay, reminder, the party starts in two hours."
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"I'm sorry, are you not enjoying that blueberry frozen drink"
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"purchased with my earnings? Perhaps you wanna speak to HR?"
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"Shut up, you are not the boss of me."
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"(inaudible)"
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"So, Big Mandy, how's your day been going?"
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"I prefer not to talk to drivers."
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"Understood. Customer's always right."
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"Here. Put this in."
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"("Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" by Shania Twain)"
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"-BOTH: Let's go, girls. -(laughs)"
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"Yeah, turn this up!"
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"♪ I'm going out tonight"
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"♪ I'm feeling all right"
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"♪ I'm gonna let it all hang out ♪"
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"MANDY: People know I'm a winner."
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"Arm wrestling, karaoke contests,"
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"making fruit preserves at the competitive level."
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"I know I'm [bleep]."
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"They know I'm [bleep]."
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"I know they know I'm [bleep]."
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"And that can be intimidating."
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"But, see, they don't know everything about me."
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"They don't know how I bawl at baby panda videos,"
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"or how I read to the old folks at the library on Tuesdays."
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"But just the romantic [bleep], 'cause that's my jam."
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"I'm super emotional."
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"Especially when you cross me."
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"And then I get super emotional all over your sorry ass."
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"Why, hello there."
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"What can I do you for?"
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"I am doing an investigative piece"
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"about the missing Flatch sign."
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"Oh, hold up, you're, um--"
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"you're the new editor of The Flatch Patriot, right?"
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"I am. Um, Cheryl Peterson."
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"Jimmy Jameson. Publisher, Pockton Gazette."
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"Oh, well, so nice to meet a fellow news hound."
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"Mm-hmm, so you're saying your sign, it went missing?"
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"Oh, I know, it sounds so silly."
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"I mean, a rivalry between two small towns? Why?"
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"(chuckles) Right? Well, I doubt it was stolen."
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"It's probably just some Flatch kids getting into trouble,"
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"per usual."
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"Actually, my sources say that it happens every single year,"
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"and it is someone in Pockton."
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"If someone from Pockton, theoretically, stole your sign,"
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"I'd say you need to look far and wide..."
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