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Clips from Welcome To Flatch (2022) - Jesus Take the Wheel (S01E01)

"(birds chirping)"
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"But we're only open from 4:00 to 5:00 p.m."
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"Watch this."
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"You wanna maybe go...?"
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"Oh, wait, let me think. Uh, how about--"
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"no thanks, Fargas."
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"(laughter)"
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"Falls for it every time."
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"MICKEY: Hey, Shrub and Kelly. (chuckles)"
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"Beth."
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"Wow, look at you two together."
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"We're buying decorations for Beth's birthday party"
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"tomorrow. It's a royal family theme."
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"Pip-pip."
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"Oh."
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"Happy birthday."
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"It's not today."
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"I don't think."
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"Beth's parents full-on think the government's out"
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"to get them, okay? So they, like,"
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"don't pay their taxes and they hoard soup"
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"and all their kids were, like, born in their barn"
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"with no birth certificate."
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"Also, she was, like, homeschooled,"
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"so she, like, knows things like how to use a crossbow"
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"and the history of the royal family."
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"And, like, didn't know who Oprah was until two years ago."
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"Well, like, ha--happy birthday whenever it is."
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"Invite Shrub to your party, Beth, this is pathetic."
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"BETH: Oh, I didn't think you'd wanna come."
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"It's mostly just girls and Mickey."
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"I really actually don't even know if I'm free, so..."
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"-He's free. -Shut up."
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"Well, it's from 2:00 to 4:00"
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"and everyone's gonna wear a hat"
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"because royals always wear hats at parties."
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"You're gonna take turns reading from "Harry Potter"?"
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"Who's Harry Potter?"
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"Okay?"
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"No, no way."
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"Why? It's a party and a hat in one."
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"You can put a bunch of ginger ale right here,"
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"bag of pop rocks here. Boom, party of one, mind blown."
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"No, I need like a crown or something."
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"Like something better than whatever freaking sad hat"
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"Mickey's gonna wear to this party."
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"Also, I need to get Beth a super dope gift."
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"Well, you can't get her a decent education,"
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"'cause, yeah, that ship has sailed."
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"Oh, there's a craft store in Dayton."
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"I have to go there."
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"What's the name of that taxi guy?"
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"-Dick? -Yes."
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"He shut down. He had a suspended license"
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"and a stolen car."
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"-Why don't you have a car? -Why don't you have a car?"
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"So Shrub doesn't even have his license."
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"He's failed the test like three times."
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"The last time he took the test,"
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"uh, he ran over this huge squirrel"
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"and it, like, totally scarred him."
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"And the testing guy."
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"Oh, my God."
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"-That's brilliant. -Ow!"
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"So you'd like to start a taxi service?"
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"High end rideshare company."
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"Father, what you don't understand about me"
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"is that I come from a long line of business tycoons."
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"My dad has his Christmas tree farm,"
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"his corn maze, and his mom"
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"ran a super successful black market"
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"cigarette ring in prison."
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"It's in my blood."
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"I'm like an idiot savant, but with business ideas."
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"Like, here, give me an item in this room."
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"Um, this stapler."
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"Mm..."
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"Pass. Give me another."
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"This paperweight."
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"-Pass, another one. -Why don't you just..."
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"tell me about your idea?"
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"Okay, thank you. So, Flatch's lack"
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"of transportation options"
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"is a need that is waiting to be exploited, by me."
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"All that's missing is a vehicle to exploit with."
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"And you know no one else with a car?"
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"Shrub's nan has a car, but a stray cat gave birth in it"
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"last week, and so it's out of commish"
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"until we get a wet vac."
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"I'm just--I'm not sure I'm comfortable"
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"lending you my car, Kelly."
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"All right, I guess I have to go back to selling my body"
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"-once again. -You were a prostitute?"
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"Negatory."
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"Medical center paid me to try out their blood pressure cuffs."
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"Okay, fine, you can use my car for two hours a day,"
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"but no food inside, no going over 40,"
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"and if I need it, you have to bring it right back."
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"And you'll pay me for that?"
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"I will not."
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"Hey, Nadine, do you know if the copier's broken?"
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"Um, do I look like a copier technician?"
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"Oh, I don't know what one looks like."
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"Okay, well, it's not me, Cheryl."
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"Oh, gosh, with the lack of stories to report on"
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"in Flatch, I guess this broken copier"
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"is just gonna be my lead, huh?"
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"Okay, well, I'm sorry."
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"I'm in a historical society crisis right now."
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"(sighs) Someone stole the "Welcome to Flatch" sign."
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"Oh, well, do tell."
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"Okay, well, it happens every year"
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"during "Pockton days.""
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"Someone from Pockton comes over,"
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"they steal the town's sign,"
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"and I bet they think they're so funny,"
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"but you know what's not funny?"
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"No."
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"Going to prison for stealing federal property."
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"I think we have a crime."
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