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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - The Finer Strings (S15E15)

"* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *"
Family Guy(1999)
"The show is about to start."
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"His cataracts are getting worse."
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"It's "Coke-a-mer"!"
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"* One, two, three and to the four *"
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"* Meg Meggy Meg and Dr. Ruth is at the door... *"
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"It's over, Patty."
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"It's... it's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard."
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"I got to take a leak. Daddy, you can't see."
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"I can see fine."
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"someone needs a big pair of glasses."
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"I wish I hadn't!"
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"It's me, Peter. Shipoopi."
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"You know, maybe Brian could help you."
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"Come on, Lois, I don't want to do that."
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"Your father and I have nothing in common."
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"Brian, please. If you do this for me,"
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"Peter, what the hell are you doing?"
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"What is this? It's a Mason jar"
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"I did play the oboe in high school,"
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"and the girls wouldn't leave me alone."
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"All right, I'll do it."
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"Mr. Pewterschmidt, your service dog has arrived."
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"Who would announce him?"
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"Is he up on that balcony? Yes."
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"Wow, that looks sharp."
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"Brian! Get in here!"
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"Otherwise it's weird."
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"* Less they need it *"
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"You sounded like you were strangling a cat."
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"Damn it! I've been stuck on that page for two days."
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"Ow. Ow."
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"Some of the other kids don't like it."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Whether you're sitting, leaning,"
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"Apply every five minutes, and you're good for five minutes."
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"Get the hell out of here!"
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"I have to get back to teaching violin lesson."
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"so I can be as good as my friends."
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"I'm trying! I'm trying!"
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"I'm just so mad. Don't you mean sad?"
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"He does know Zayn is gone, right?"
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"Okay, Brian, Carter's in the shower."
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"You look like you could use some help."
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"I did this, and it's made me realize"
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"God, I'm so nervous."
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"Yes, Peter. You play away."
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"We're a quartet."
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"we'll have more gigs than we can handle."
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"I hate the violin. I hate music."
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"* Lucky there's a man who positively can do *"
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"and guess the weight of any baby that was tossed to me."
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"Yes. Everything takes him longer these days."
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"Coach, the bus is here."
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"Oh! He talked on the whole bus ride!"
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"Ew, Peter, those tails are soaking wet."
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"Hey, it's 4:30-- time for dinner."
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"to throw boxes of frogs down on that church."
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"Give me one second."
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"Let me just test this out quickly."
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"Yeah, but he's not."
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"Okay. I get it. I get it."
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"What'd you put in there again?"
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"* Oh, what a night *"
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"* On which we used to rely? *"
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"And now for the confusing commercial backstory."
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"* Laugh and cry *"
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"Ugh. This is gonna suck."
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"80% of these acts are either air guitar"
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"or girls dancing to songs from Frozen."
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"Yeah, back in my day you had to be a triple threat"
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"to even get on that stage."
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"You were a triple threat?"
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"I sure was."
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"I could sing, dance,"
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"* I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy *"
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"Eight pounds!"
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"* Yankee Doodle do or die *"
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"12-nine! A big one!"
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"* A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam *"
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"* Born on the Fourth of July *"
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"Three pounds? Someone couldn't wait to be here."
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"Did that really happen?"
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"I-Is Daddy still parking the car?"
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"Hey, Lois, look over there, it's Jessica Chastain."
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"Oh, Daddy, that's Bryce Dallas Howard."
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"You're blind as a bat."
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"Okay, for the first of our 65 performances tonight..."
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"- You got to be kidding! - Son of a bitch!"
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"I agree. Now please welcome Meg Griffin"
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"and Ruth Cochammer. No laughing."
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"Not in the boys' room it isn't."
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"Wake up, people, Monsanto is poisoning the world"
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"with frankenfoods, and we're letting it happen."
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"Monsanto equals murder!"
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"Monsanto equals murder! That's enough."
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"I am so sick of this being used as a platform"
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"to attack genetically modified foods."
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"You can't silence the truth!"
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"Hi, Patty. I like Patty."
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"Okay, up next, here's Evelyn Fong,"
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"our 11-year-old high school junior."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What is that?"
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"It's a violin, Peter."
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"And now, two football players are going to do something"
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"that only makes sense to the rest of the football team."
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"It's true!"
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"Remember that happened?"
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"Those are the kids I bought beer for."
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"Let me help you to the bathroom."
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"All right, there's only so many seats on the bus."
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"One of you will have to sit next to me."
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"I will, Coach."
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"How are you, gentlemen?"
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"Dude! What the hell?"
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"Whoa! With cataracts like those,"
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"Hey! Jessica Chastain!"
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"I'm glad you finally agreed to have"
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"the cataract surgery, Daddy."
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