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Clips from South Park - Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut (S02E02)

"Afterwards we used that towel to- Wait, why am I telling you this?"
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"- Could you pull over? - We have to get to the hospital."
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"We gotta drop Mephisto off. Then we can get out of there."
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"It's really snowing! I hope they don't close the roads."
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"They can't. Mephisto can't die."
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"Like when you hear the first part of the song "Come Sail Away.""
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"If I hear that, I have to finish it."
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"- Really? - Yeah, I can't do anything until it's done."
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"What would he do?"
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"Mayor, Mayor!"
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"- The press is here. - My name is Sid Greenfield."
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"- You certainly made it here quickly. - We're desperate for stories."
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"- It's a real American story. - I thought of something."
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"No, wait, that's subtraction."
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"Then we'll flash a number people can call if they have information about the shooter."
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"That's it. You win, we win. America wins."
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"This won't make our town look dangerous?"
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"Who will the director cast first?"
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"Will it be Mr. Garrison? Officer Barbrady? Chef?"
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"This must be a difficult time, Mrs...?"
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"Cartman. It's such a hard decision..."
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"If you don't feel fit to raise a child, an abortion is the answer."
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"- Do you know the time of conception? - About eight years ago."
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"Yes, this is what we refer to as the 40th trimester."
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"There's a law against abortions after the second trimester."
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"Well, I think you need to keep your laws off of my body!"
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"- I'll be with you after I inject this man. - I'm gonna be sick."
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"There, there. Medical science is nothing to be afraid of."
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"I can hear the needle scraping against the bone inside."
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"Oops, he's hemorrhaging."
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"- His head fell off. - I'm getting out of here."
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"The father of Eric Cartman is-"
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"Let's move on to the auditions for Mr. Garrison."
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"- You can say that again, Mr. Garrison. - Let's keep him on the top pile. Next!"
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"I sure hope I'm not Eric Cartman's father, Mr. Hat."
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"- Thank you. Next! - What?!"
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"I hope I'm not Eric Cartman's father, Mr. Hat."
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"- You can say that again, Mr. Garrison. - Perfect! You got it."
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"Let's move on to the Chefs."
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"...that's why I think abortion laws should be changed."
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"I know third trimester abortions are illegal. I don't know anything about 40th."
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"I think you've got to talk to the governor about that."
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"- This is all I can do for him. - I have to know who my father is!"
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"That's not gonna do any good. I'll let you know if there's a change."
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"- I can't wait. What am I supposed to do? - Hey, Cartman!"
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"What?"
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"- Let's get out of here. - I don't know if that's gonna be easy."
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"- That's a hell of a storm. - Weak."
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"I hate mountains. This better not push back our shooting schedule."
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"Let's rehearse the reenactment from the top before we shoot it."
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"We were able to get him to play the little monkey guy."
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"Talk about washed up. Great to have you, Eric!"
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"- I want to announce who the father is. - Bang."
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"- Nobody move. I'm a law officer. - He's gone into cardiac arrest."
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"You seem unnerved by this, Chef."
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"Are you accusing me? If you are, don't hide behind your clever riddles!"
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"Our differences must be set aside."
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"Wow, this is a good movie."
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"When can we get out of here?"
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"They've closed the pass and no doctors can get through."
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"...these people are completely f**ked."
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"- Are you taking care of him? - He's on life support."
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"Tonight, terror invaded South Park, Colorado..."
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"- I've been shot. - Mr. Hat, get some help!"
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"No! My lifetime partner and friend, taken away in the wink of an eye. Fortune..."
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"I'm gonna get him to a hospital. Who will help?"
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"- What the hell is this? - We've lost the feed to I.A."
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"I guess we'll be going to our feature movie, Who Framed Roger Rabbit."
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"Who framed Roger Rabbit? Was it Jimbo? Mr. Garrison? Chef?"
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"Somebody go see why we lost the hookup."
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"Don't panic. The power lines are down but the backup generator is running fine."
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"Lady, is Mephisto going to be okay?"
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"Yes, for now. But the generator won't run for long."
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"The batteries run out in half an hour. Time is very short."
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"Nurse, please! I need another pair of hands in here."
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"What right do I have bringing another child into this overpopulated world?"
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"Then again, I should have thought of that before having sex. I don't know."
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"- Do you know about surgery? - I used to watch Quincy."
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"I have to get out. I haven't eaten since breakfast."
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"It's only been four hours. Aren't you resorting to cannibalism quickly?"
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"It ain't pretty, but if a few must die so the rest can live, so be it."
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"- But how do we decide who? - Well, we draw straws."
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"Calm down! We need every person to keep his head. Barbrady, fetch some straws."
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"Who the hell made you the boss?"
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"Who the hell made Jimbo boss? Was it Barbrady? Chef? Mr. Gar-"
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"- Ready? - No!"
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"Is it Barbrady? Or Jimbo?"
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"- Or the 1991 Denver Broncos? - That is really starting to piss me off."
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"When you draw straws, you're supposed to have one of them short!"
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"- That's how you decide who loses. - That's not how I played."
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"I found a map that shows the location of a backup generator."
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"They built a self-sustaining generator for this kind of emergency."
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"We split up into two teams. Team A and Team B."
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"To do this, you must get into this sewage duct."
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"It will be a dangerous climb. There could be velociraptors."
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"We have to have energy to make it through the night. We have to eat."
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"I have to admit, Eric Roberts was much juicier than I expected."
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"- What time is it, Barbrady? - It's almost midnight."
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"I can't go on."
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"Christ! Are you people diabetic or something?"
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"- Team B? Come in, Team B. - This is Team B."
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"We found another path to the generator."
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"Well, forget I said that then."
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"You should see a large drift of snow with metal sticking out of it."
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"Good, head towards it. Team A out."
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"What if Mephisto never wakes up? And I never find out who my father is?"
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"It is amazing what people do under stress."
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"Who built the pyramids?"
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"Roger, Team B. He's reached the backup generator."
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"Team B, can you see the two copper nodes? Good."
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"You can't. There must be some other way. He's gonna make the connection..."
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"We've got a chance now!"
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"Well, okay, Mrs. Cartman. I'll legalize 40th trimester abortions for you."
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"- Yes, that's what I mean. Adoption. - That's pretty different."
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"...and Mephisto is doing fine."
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"You were shot. We don't know who tried to shoot you, but-"
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"I'm sure it was my brother. He tries to shoot me every month."
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"He's looking for Kenny."
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"- He was a good friend, and I'll miss him. - He risked his life so Mephisto could live."
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"Yeah, and now he's a freezy pop."
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