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Clips from Friends - The One Where Ross Finds Out (S02E02)

"- Did you want to? - Yeah, uh..."
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"Wanna work out? I can remake you."
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"Uh, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying-around time."
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"Okay! Let's do it."
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"- Ugh. Aah! - Five more!"
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"Just show me one of them."
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"Um, no, I don't think that's the problem."
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"For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing."
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"- All right. - You're getting a cat?"
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"...for a really, really, really long time."
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"I don't know if Monica told you..."
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"Um, maybe 15, 16 years."
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"- Um, cheers. - Mm."
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"Monica told you I was cuter than this, didn't she?"
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"Okay, Michael, let's talk about you."
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"You're right. You're right."
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"I mean, it's a cat, you know? It's a cat."
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"No, no, I am."
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"But only because I've been playing the movie Diner in my head."
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"Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy."
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"Look, I've been through a divorce. Trust me, you're gonna be fine."
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"Closure!"
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"Okay, you're being a little weird about your phone."
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"Thank you."
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"Machine."
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"...and your cat."
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"And that, my friend, is what they call "closure. ""
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"No, no, no, no, no, no. No."
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"Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday."
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"What? Why are you looking at me like that? Heh."
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"Give me the phone! Give me the phone! Give me the phone!"
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"...under me?"
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"You know about my...? You know I had...?"
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"- Hey, Joey. - Hey, Pheebs."
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""Is he gonna call me the next day?" And "Where is this going?" and:"
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"Let me get this straight."
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"He got you to beg to sleep with him."
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"No. No, it's not interesting. Okay? It's very, very not interesting."
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"I was doing great before I found out about you!"
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"You should've said something before I met her."
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"I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me?"
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"All right, fine. You go ahead and do that, Ross."
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"Okay, I don't mind the last pound."
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"It's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on."
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"Okay."
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"Okay. What is it about me? Do I not look fun enough?"
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"Is there something repellent about me?"
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"How was the party?"
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"It couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me."
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"So, what is it? Am I hideously unattractive?"
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"No, you are not. You are very attractive."
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"I go through the exact same thing."
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"Every time I put on a little weight, I question everything."
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"Whoa, whoa."
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"I've put on a little weight?"
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"No, not weight. More like insulation."
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"Chandler, I'm unemployed, in dire need of a project."
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"- Please? - Come on, let her do it!"
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"All right. But if we put on spandex..."
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"...and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm going home."
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"Your boobs are fine. Look, I never should have said anything."
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"Come here. Come here!"
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"Ooh, can't make hands meet!"
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"What?"
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"Nothing. Just never seen you in little stretchy pants before."
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"And we're changing."
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"- Unh! - Come on, give me five more!"
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"Five more and I'll flash you."
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"One..."
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"...two..."
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"...two and a half."
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"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow."
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"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow."
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"She's insane! The woman is insane."
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"It's before work, after work, and during work."
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"She's got me doing butt-clenches at my desk."
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"And now they won't bring me my mail anymore."
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"Hey, Pheebs. How'd it go with Scott?"
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"Oh, um, it was nice. Took him to a romantic restaurant..."
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"...ordered champagne. Nice."
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"- The guy still won't put out? - Nope. Zilch. Nothing. Uh-uh."
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"- Sorry, Pheebs. - Sorry, Pheebs."
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"Well, look, I don't mind taking it slow."
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"I like him a lot."
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"He's really interesting, and he's really sweet."
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"Why won't he give it up?"
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"Maybe he, uh, drives his car on the other side of the road."
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"If you know what I mean."
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"No. What do you mean? He's not British."
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"- Maybe he's gay. - Oh!"
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"We went, um, dancing the other night..."
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"...and just the way he held me so close and the way he was looking into my eyes..."
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"...I just definitely felt something."
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"Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?"
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"No, I felt it on my hip. I could tell."
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"Yo, Bing! Racquetball in 20 minutes."
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"Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it."
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"Heh."
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"Ooh. Oh, Rachel! Don't look."
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"Come on, guys. I don't care. I have a date tonight."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. You have a date?"
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"Yeah. Monica's setting me up."
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"Heh, now, what about, uh, Ross and..."
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"What? My whole insane jealousy thing?"
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"...I've decided to opt for sanity."
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"So you're okay about all this?"
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"Oh, yeah, come on! I'm moving on."
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"He can press her up against that window as much as he wants."
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"- Hi, guys. Hey."
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"Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow and pick up Fluffy's old cat toys, okay?"
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"Only if you say his full name."
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"Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toys?"
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"Actually, we're getting a cat. Heh."
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"- Together? - Uh-huh."
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"- Both of you? Together? Yup."
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"It'll live with Ross half the time and me half the time."
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"Oh, well, isn't that just lovely?"
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"Ha, ha. That's something the two of you will be able to enjoy..."
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"- Hopefully. Oh, wow."
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"Whoa! Look at that. I gotta go! I got a date!"
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