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Clips from BoJack Horseman - It's You (S03E03)

"Rye, wheat, or sourdough?"
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"And then, he said, I fetishize my own sadness."
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"- Did you ask for water? - No."
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"I'm not trying to pick fights."
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"Well, you don't have to see him at all if you don't want to."
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"It's not like you work for him anymore."
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"Why do you have this weird fixation with him?"
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"I do not have a fixation, Roxy. I worry about him."
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"Okay. And last year?"
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"When you came back from Cordovia and needed a place to crash?"
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"but you went right to his house."
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"Did you ever ask yourself why?"
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"Oh, my God. What do you care?"
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"Do you know you're breaking the law by giving everybody water?"
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"It's okay. I want the water."
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"In the state of California, it is illegal for a restaurant"
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"to serve people water before they ask for it."
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"There is a drought."
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"Diane..."
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"Nobody thinks about the world outside themselves."
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"- Hello? - Hi, Ralph. It's Princess Carolyn."
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"I might have some free time coming up."
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"- and tumbled into my arms. - What?"
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"Turns out, she was a ballerina, and she didn't speak a word of English."
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"and I'm totally messing with you."
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"- None of that's true. - What?"
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"- Really? - Yeah. How about this Saturday?"
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"Ana?"
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"My boss really wants our product to only be seen with real Oscar nominees."
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"You know, to maintain the integrity of the giant chocolate Oscar."
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"Please call me back. I need you."
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"Ana, please. This is BoJack, by the way. Horseman."
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"Hey! Todd! Where you been?"
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"- Oh, hi. - You were in Ojai?"
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"- No, I was just saying hi. - Well, why not go to Ojai, huh?"
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"You and me? I could use an escape, couldn't you?"
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"Todd, I need this. You're my best friend and I need you."
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"Don't leave me now. Don't be like everybody else."
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"I'm not leaving you. I just..."
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"- What I did? - Come on, Todd. I know."
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"- Mr. Peanutbutter told me everything. - Everything?"
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"used to bang on my butt like a bongo drum"
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"♪ Bath time come Make Todd shiny and clean ♪"
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"Did he tell you about the time I counted to a million?"
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"One, two, three, four, five, six..."
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"- No, stop. - But I was just getting to the good part!"
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"What? Seven? He told me you didn't want to nominate me for an Oscar."
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"- Oh, that. - What the hell, man?"
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"- After everything I've done for you? - What are you talking about?"
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"Oh, I don't know. Letting you live here for free for six years?"
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"and stories about how you used to bang on your butt like a bongo drum?"
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"into your company's headquarters for the last month."
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"Yeah, but that's not because you're my friend."
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"That's because you felt bad about Emily."
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"You know about Emily?"
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"think is the thing that you think I know."
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"- You know? - So, you know I had sex with Emily."
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"I just knew something sketchy happened."
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"about how sad you are,"
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"things, and then feel bad about yourself"
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"like that makes it okay!"
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"I know. And I'm sorry, okay?"
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"You are all the things that are wrong with you."
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"or any of the shitty things that happened to you in your career,"
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"or when you were a kid."
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"Fuck, man. What else is there to say?"
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"it's important to breathe."
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"BoJack, giant chocolate Oscar's here."
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"Grab a handful of beans and go to town."
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"I direct your attention to the aforementioned chili cheese fountain!"
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"I don't know, BoJack. Maybe caring about shit got old."
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"I'm not like you, okay?"
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"Listen to that chanting, Diane."
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"The chanting don't lie."
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"- What do you mean? - What we have."
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"- About that... - Hey, did you see Erica here?"
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"She was looking for you earlier, with her good eye."
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"Raven on a wire. A gloomy portent, precariously perched."
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"to a position of finding a job somewhere else."
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"Not even an amazing career"
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"♪ I'm going in! ♪"
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"I know you're worried about me,"
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"- No, put it in my jacket pocket. - Right here. Okay."
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"I'm coming to get you!"
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"What back-up envelope? There is no back-up envelope."
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"Yes, gotta get out there, on to the stage, to announce the nominations."
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"you and also me... would really mean a lot to him."
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"and no one will ever even know."
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"And the bad news is, you're not nominated for an Oscar."
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"- No, before that. - Oh, I didn't tell you."
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"Second of all, I think if you met him, you'd actually really hit it off."
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"That's pretty amazing, and I am not getting enough credit for that."
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"Oh, wait."
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"I know you're upset, but whatever you do, please don't get mad at Todd."
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"Okay, I'll see you later, buddy."
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"Soon, I'll get some offer from one of the big five agencies"
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"- Is that the best I can hope for? - Not necessarily."
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"Yeah, maybe."
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"Can I get it on stale?"
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"Yeah, we all want water. That's not the point."
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"I was wondering if you might want to get a drink."
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"It's a date."
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"All right? It's you."
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"I was right. I am one of the special people."
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"and I wanted to make sure you're okay."
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"I know that you can tweet for a living"
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"Hey, it's BoJack!"
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"They're filling everyone's glasses. This is insane."
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"Besides, I think you owe me, right? After what you did?"
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"It's you."
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"Well, as I used to say on Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities:"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Are you kidding me? Anybody could do what she did."
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"Are you kidding? You gotta take that gig."
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"Mr. Peanutbutter, you have been invited to the stage!"
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"- Excuse me! - Hey!"
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"I don't know."
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"- Hmm... - Herr Peanutbutter?"
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"I feel..."
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"That was a test and you passed."
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