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Clips from BoJack Horseman - It's You (S03E03)

"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Mr. Peanutbutter!"
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"For Best Actor, the nominees are."
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"And BoJack Horseman for Secretariat."
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"I feel..."
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"It was dark and cold, and I didn't even know which way was up."
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"I thought for sure I was going to drown."
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"And then... I noticed..."
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"That is a terrifying story."
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"That's literally the only thing they're about."
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"But now, the special people are saying,"
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"Free Tesla's here, Boj. They want to"
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"know if they can park it in your driveway."
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"Hey, this is all really something."
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"That's a funny way of saying congratulations."
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"But not funny "ha-ha", more like funny Doonesbury."
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"I'm an empty husk." That kind of thing."
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"because this party would make a great Snapchat story."
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"When I met you, you were so cool and interesting..."
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"Uh, I was never cool."
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"Maybe I'm tired of everyone yelling at"
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"me and sending death threats to my house,"
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"It's exhausting and I can't do it. If that makes me a bad person,"
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"then I'm sorry that I'm not the "cool, interesting girl.""
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"- These are my friends. - Name one of them."
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"- I don't fetishize my own sadness. - I don't fetishize my own sadness."
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"And again, I say, sure."
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"And you're gonna be so miserable, you'll want to kill yourself."
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"BoJack! BoJack!"
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"There's going to be plenty of people around when I kill myself."
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"BoJack!"
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"There's work to be done."
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"Thanks to you, you wonderful man."
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"Her other eye was looking to the stars."
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"- BoJack, I need to talk to you. - Yeah? What's going on, buddy?"
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"Then, it became a safe space for women and men."
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"Oh!"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"You come to work, clock in,"
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"He recently found out that his brother's sick."
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"Did you hear that, Mr. Peanutbutter?"
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"even if I were generally good at sugarcoating things, which I'm not."
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"giving me this job in the first place."
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"You were the worst social media coordinator this company ever had."
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"I've got to take this. It could be an amazing career opportunity. Hello?"
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"Sadly, Jimmy Fallon just broke his face."
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"What a crazy concept! I can't believe it!"
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"No. First, I gotta get a selfie with this thing."
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"I've got a real pepless step, Shep."
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"Okay, well, let me know, because if you don't want to do it,"
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"- Really? - Mr. Peanutbutter..."
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"what did Nana Peanutbutter always say?"
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""Always take every opportunity that comes your way"
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"and when God sneezes, you can't say 'God bless you' to God,"
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"Of course. And now, I've got something new to live for."
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"My little brother, telling the whole world who got an Oscar!"
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"We are minutes away. Shep, release the envelope."
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"Mr. Peanutbutter, we'd like to invite you to the stage."
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"- No, you hold it. - Sure thing, yeah."
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"Oh, no, it's a fake pocket. Tricked again!"
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"Oh, no, I kicked it, right through that doorway into the hallway!"
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"Sorry. If you could just... My phone!"
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"Now, get out there and announce those Oscars!"
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"Oh! There you are. You need to get on stage."
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"Yes, just as soon as you give me that backup envelope, please and por favor."
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"But I haven't even seen all the movies."
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"- But... - Time for talk is over."
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"And by "action," I mean talking about these 24 categories"
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"Well, when you put it that way,"
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"Wow. That is good."
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"- That was a good movie. - True, but did that come out this year?"
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"Good catch! I'll add him."
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"Daniel Day-Lewis."
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"as we've ever seen him."
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"As my Nana Peanutbutter used to say,"
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"because feelings are the ceilings of our hearts,"
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"But did you really think he was that good in the movie?"
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"Goodbye. I must go."
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"You know it!"
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"Boy, was I glad when we got out of that theater, though."
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"And the other good news is..."
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"- What? - We are so lucky we get to be alive."
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"I got most of the categories dead-on."
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"I see now how that might have made you even more upset."
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"But I realized something today, when my brother called from the hospital,"
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"I wasted everyone's time for six months."
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"and I'll go back to being another cog"
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"Please forgive me for getting emotional."
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"They're not supposed to give us water unless we ask."
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"I went to BoJack's house to congratulate him."
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"- Is he right? Am I a bad person? - Who cares what he thinks?"
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"Hey, excuse me? Excuse me?"
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"Sit down! We're thirsty!"
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"So, how you doing? You still working at that place?"
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"Oh, my God, Princess Carolyn, I never thought I'd hear from you again."
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"Okay. So, the night I met you after I said goodbye, the craziest thing happened."
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"Okay?"
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"- this woman... - Oh."
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"So, I rushed her to the hospital, and long story short, we eloped."
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"I would love to see you again. I think about you all the time."
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"Uh, no, it's just me, giant chocolate Oscar guy."
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"I'm here to pick up the giant chocolate Oscar."
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"You've reached Ana Spanakopita."
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"Ana, this is the fourth time I've called."
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"It's not really a good time."
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"Even told you, when I was a kid, I"
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"- when I got out of the bath? - What?"
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"♪ Todd-o, me ♪"
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"Mm, no, not-not about that."
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"So, he didn't tell you everything."
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"Giving you food, indulging you in your little projects and adventures"
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"I let you turn my house"
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"I think I know. Why? What do you think I know?"
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"but I don't know if the thing that I"
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"You had sex with Emily?!"
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"- Well, what did you think? - I don't know! Not that!"
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"I thought maybe you gave her one of your weird monologues"
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"and it bummed her out!"
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"I know I screwed up. I don't know why..."
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"Oh, great! Of course! Here it comes!"
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