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Clips from BoJack Horseman - It's You (S03E03)

"Mr. Peanutbutter, this is Shep Von Trapp,"
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"awards show producer,"
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"with a career opportunity"
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"that is... good."
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"This isn't a great time, Shep. Could you call back?"
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"The Oscar nomination announcement is in seven days and we don't have a host."
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"What? Halloween in January?"
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"I mean, what is this? Barry Gibb would be like..."
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"Und you are our first choice"
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"after our first "first choice" got hit by a bus."
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"You're our second "first choice." What do you say?"
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"Ooh, a job like that? You want a fully present presenter to present."
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"And I don't know if I've got the pep in my step"
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"to take that show where it needs to go, you know?"
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"we'll probably just post the list of nominees online or something."
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"It's really not that big of a deal."
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"Hey, sorry about that. Just got a call from the Oscars."
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"- They want me to host... - They want you to host the Oscars?"
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"Nomination announcement."
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"But I don't think I have it in me right now."
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"because opportunities are like sneezes from God,"
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"so instead you have to take the opportunity."
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"I'm cold. Will you pass me that blanket?""
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"Boy, that old gal had something for everything, didn't she?"
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"but sitting around the house worrying isn't going to help anyone."
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"Okay, but you'll call me when you get out of the surgery, right?"
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"I'm not gonna let my phone leave my sight."
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"Nomination."
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"Copy that. Releasing the envelope."
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"It's go time."
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"It's go time."
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"- Are you ready, Brother Pricewater? - Of course, Brother Housecoopers."
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"It's here! The golden envelope."
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"Okay. Oh, my phone. What should I do with it, Todd?"
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"- Maybe you should hold it. - Uh-huh."
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"- No, I'll take it with me. - All right."
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"Todd, it's ringing. This is it."
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"Oh, no, my phone!"
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"Now, other people are kicking it and it's sliding across the floor!"
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"- Okay, this is getting absurd. - Let's get that phone!"
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"Come on, phone. Just stop!"
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"- Hello? - Mr. Peanutbutter."
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"I just, um... I wanted to give you a chance to say goodbye..."
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"Because it was successfully removed from my body!"
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"Oh, my God, that's incredible!"
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"Nominations. You got it, buddy."
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"Okay. Now, where's the... the..."
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"Uh-oh. Could've sworn it was right here."
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"Oh!"
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"Wunderbar. Now, let's get you out there."
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"Just as soon as I... Oh, my God, is that Bradley Cooper?"
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"Bradley Cooper? We love him for some reason."
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"- Where? - Let's go, Todd."
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"- Oh, God, what do we do? - It's okay."
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"We just need to come up with all the nominees ourselves."
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"Todd, nobody has. That's not how they give out awards."
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"Now's the time for action."
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"until we've settled on a list of nominees."
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"I guess you can call me high-waisted denim,"
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"because, right now, I am very in."
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"Let's do this."
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"What did you think of Frieda Pinto?"
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""Don't take my baby. I'll give you all my Bitcoins!""
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"Okay, for Best Picture, what about Avatar?"
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"- I feel like I just saw it. - Well, there's no way to know for sure."
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"Let's just throw it on the list."
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"Ooh, do we have Daniel Day-Lewis down for anything? He's always there."
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"Okay. We need one more nominee for Best Actor. Oh, what about BoJack?"
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"His performance in Secretariat was as thoughtful and self-aware"
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"Whoa! I am surprised to hear you say that, Todd Chavez."
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"- Let's dig into that. We have time. - I don't think we do."
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"You're supposed to be announcing these, like, now."
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""There's always time to talk about feelings,"
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"and a leaky feeling ceiling leads to a flood of blood."
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"And I'm cold. Will you pass me that blanket?""
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"Well, I guess I'm just tired of BoJack walking all over everybody"
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"and still getting everything he wants."
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"Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I think the important thing to remember here"
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"is that BoJack is a damaged individual,"
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"struggling against a sea of demons, many self-created, but still all too real."
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"Getting this nomination from the two friends he loves the most..."
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"Okay."
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"And the final nominee for Best Picture is Avatar."
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"Well, those are all the nominations. I will not be taking any questions."
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"I gotta say, we picked some top-notch noms."
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"I know. So many questions."
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""Oh, what the hell happened?"
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"Why were you reading off that napkin? Why are you guys running?""
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"They have their nominees. What more could they want?"
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"You know what's crazy? We saved the day today,"
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"Hey, we'll know."
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"Mr. Peanutbutter, we know what you did."
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"Oh, boy."
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"So, the good news is, my brother's surgery was a success."
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"that each breath is a gift"
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"and it is a joy to live."
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"- My brother's been sick. - No, I don't care about your brother."
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"Imagine me but with less "in your face" cool guy attitude."
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"Did you say I'm not nominated for an Oscar?"
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"Oh..."
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"A lot of people are mighty steamed,"
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"but I feel like what everyone's overlooking here is,"
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"Did you know that Avatar came out in 2009?"
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"- I'm not nominated for an Oscar. - No."
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"But you know what they say. "It's an honor just to be nominated.""
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"- Why would I get mad at Todd? - Exactly. This is totally my fault."
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"- He didn't even want to nominate you. - What?"
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"With the gift of hindsight,"
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"and I think it's gonna make you feel a lot better."
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"- What? What is it? - None of this matters."
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"As a partner in the company,"
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"but even then, we're going to need some sort of miracle."
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"What are we doing? What was the point of any of this?"
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"that I can't say no to,"
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"in the giant Play-Doh spaghetti maker that is this industry."
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"Although, there is one thing I should probably mention."
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"What is it, Judah?"
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"Maybe this is an opportunity to live one of your other eight lives."
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"It's been a pleasure working with you, Judah."
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"I found it to be an above average experience."
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