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Clips from BoJack Horseman - It's You (S03E03)

"You can't keep doing this!"
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"You can't keep doing shitty"
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"You need to be better!"
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"I was drunk, and there was all this pressure with the Oscar campaign."
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"- But now... Now that it's over, I... - No! No, BoJack, just stop."
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"to announce this year's Oscar nominees..."
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"Mr. Peanutbutter!"
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"Mr. Peanutbutter?"
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"Hello! Here I am, Mr. Peanutbutter."
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"That's my name and I am here."
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"Okay, the nominees. Nominees for Oscar."
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"Who are the nominees?"
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"What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out,"
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"let's find out."
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"Colin Firth for First Things Firth."
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"The Colin Firth Story."
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"Michael Fassbender for... I want to say Bill Gates?"
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"Whoa."
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"BoJack, you just got nominated for an Oscar."
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"You're an Oscar nominee. How do you feel?"
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"I-I feel..."
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"the same."
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"It happened again. Why do I keep thinking things will make me happy?"
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"- What is wrong with me? - BoJack, don't do this."
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"- Don't fetishize your own sadness. - Uh... Oh, God, I'm drowning."
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"When I was 17, I snuck out to a fraternity party."
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"I came to underwater."
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"when I opened my mouth, the air bubbles floated up,"
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"and that's how I knew which way to swim."
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"BoJack, when you find yourself lost and disoriented and underwater"
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"and you don't know which way is up,"
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"Awards aren't about who's best, BoJack."
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"No. All this means is that you're one of the special people."
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"I saw it the first time I met you. You must have known it all your life."
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"And all your life, people told you that you were wrong,"
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"that you weren't special, that you were just like everybody else."
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""You were right, BoJack. You were right.""
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"- Yes. - What are we doing just sitting here?"
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"BoJack, your complimentary Rolex is here."
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"No."
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"Tell them I want my free Tesla parked in my goddamn living room. I'm BoJack!"
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"Hi."
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"You get a load of this chili cheese fountain?"
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"I know how this kind of thing can sometimes send you spinning."
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""Oh, God, why doesn't this make me happy? Will anything make me happy?"
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"Well, thank you for that, but I'm actually doing great."
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"It's too bad I'm not managing your social campaign anymore,"
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"You are not gonna make me guilty about leaving Princess Carolyn."
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"I'm not here to make you feel guilty. Like I said..."
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"Honestly, I don't even know what you're doing over there."
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"- Tweeting for celebrities? - Well, actually, I don't..."
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"You used to actually care about shit. What happened?"
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"and all my friends thinking I'm annoying,"
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"and getting in fights with my husband,"
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"and seeing little refugee boys die in hospital bombings."
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"I never said you were a bad person. I just said it's not you."
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"And you know it's not you."
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"Oh, and this party is you? Who are all these people?"
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"- Tes-ley. - You're just looking at the Tesla."
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"I don't know why it's so hard for you to believe that I could be happy."
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"- Sure. - You don't know anything about me."
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"Hey!"
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"in a house in Beverly Hills that your husband bought,"
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"or you can think you're better than everyone, but you can't do both."
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"I don't think I'm better than everyone."
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"You know what's gonna happen?"
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"and give your little speech, and then you're gonna go home."
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"And you're gonna have nobody left to stop you."
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"No one's gonna be there when I kill myself?"
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"Tell your readers that BoJack was sleeping."
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"He didn't even know they were announced today."
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"Okay. Goodbye, Heather."
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"- Hey, Ana, can I ask you something? - Of course, darling."
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"- So, if I win the Oscar... - "When" you win the Oscar."
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"Right. But after that, what's gonna happen to us?"
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"It's more than just an Oscar campaign, right?"
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"- I need to go. - What?"
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"We got the nomination, but now, the real battle begins."
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"Enjoy your party. Stop worrying about the future."
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"Come on, buddy! Come on!"
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"- Mr. Peanutbutter! - Thank God you're okay."
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"Better than okay. I'm wonderful."
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"When you said my name this morning, you changed my life."
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"And, as the sun sets, so does it spread its deathly shadow"
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"across the just and unjust of the outdoor seating area"
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"of the California Pizza Kitchen."
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"than through these gorgeous floor-to-ceiling windows?"
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"Yeah. Wow! They really make regular windows look like shit."
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"- No, thank you, regular window! - Tell me a little about your company."
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"Well, it started as a safe space for women."
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"Now, it's more of a safe-ish space for women..."
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"And a really safe space for men to look at women..."
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"I hear you."
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"While also being driven around by them."
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"- Wow! Something for everyone. - Demand is skyrocketing."
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"That's why we need a bigger office space."
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"you put sugar in your coffee,"
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"and watch it slowly disappear into nothingness."
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"Is he okay?"
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"Oh. I'm so sorry, but you know what else is sick?"
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"- These hardwood floors. - Ooh!"
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"Losing BoJack was a blow. There's no way to sugarcoat it,"
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"You know, I wish cats really did have nine lives."
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"It would make me feel better about how much I'm screwing up this one."
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"You're not screwing up your life."
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"Sometimes I feel like, if I could start everything over,"
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"knowing what I know now, I'd do it all right this time."
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"But other times I think..."
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"No, I wouldn't."
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"As you all know, things have been rough,"
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"and, unfortunately, we have to scale back our staff."
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"- Mainly, you. - Are you firing me?"
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"In a sense, yes."
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"But, in another sense, I'm promoting you"
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"Yeah. I don't think I ever thanked you for"
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"It was an honor to work with you."
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"Are you sure you need surgery? Can't you get a second opinion?"
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"I could ask him twice if it'd make you feel better."
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"Nothing could make me feel better right now."
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"opportunity. Hold on, I'm getting another call."
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